Caution Do Not Open is a comedy podcast that -- while starting out with specific topics in mind -- devolved into a podcast about... nothing! Join several (former) college students as they talk about so many different topics, the episode order doesn't make sense!
Rambings VIII - College Class Failures, Let's Code, Gummy Bear, and Batman Titties
WARNING: This episode contains an extremely loud portion at approximately 16:26 that lasts until 17:12. Please use caution when listening to this section.
In this episode, we discuss our college class failures (and near-failures) up to this point, Riley tells us about "pog-champ guy", and we discuss how our latest coding assignments were accomplished.
Jamie and Joey then fight about gummy bears, and we all get a certain song stuck in our heads. IT GETS A LITTLE LOUD, then Wes reveals some... interesting details.
Amber then joins the call, and we talk about how Grayson k*sses literally everyone. Ava also joins us for the chaos, where we discuss whether it's okay to name a child "null". Our geek kicks in and we wonder whether databases would have a fit with that name.
Jamie and Joey then argue about Batman titties on a Twitter timeline, and Wes reveals details about his "Hidden" folder.
This session was originally recorded on February 28, 2021.
2 Aug 2022
Ramblings VII - "First name Last name", Out of Context clips, Snapchat YOLO's, and Calling off work
Welcome back to another installment of Ramblings, the only thing our podcast consists of now. We should probably change the podcast's name at this point, because Ramsses seems to have the bulk of episodes. Perhaps, "Caution Don't Open This, Ramsess"?
In this episode, Ramsess recalls a prank him and his manager played once while they were bored. The gang divulges the weird nicknames they've obtained throughout the years. Wes streams the very old edit of Ramblings II, where several out of context clips are played. Quincy joins us temporarily, enough to threaten Jackson with a "jump" and Grayson with "hood karate". Ramsess gets a little jealous of not being included in the violence.
Moving on, Ramsses influences the group by posting a YOLO on his Snapchat story. Most everyone follows suit, but only after Ramsses tells us about his latest ventures in the world of catfishing. He then receives a phone call and proceeds to order Starbucks without offering any. Rude.
A mysterious moan is heard in the call, and nobody's quite sure who it was -- except Riley, who adamantly calls out Adam. Ramsess then surprises us by calling off work on speakerphone so he can hang with his boys later.
Finally, Wes receives a thirsty YOLO and Riley is diagnosed with a terrible syndrome.
This session was originally recorded on September 3, 2020.
5 Jul 2022
Ramblings VI - Florida Man, Raw Spam, gamechurch.com, and a brief introduction to the animal kingdom
Going back even further in time! In this episode, we discuss and attempt to "plan" the cult of Florida Man. Quincy says some questionable things about Spam, Ramsses -- through a Google search of "Gamers for Jesus" -- discovers a new religion. Yeah, they're gamers. Finally, Ramsses busts us all up after witnessing something interesting with the animal kingdom right outside his window.
This session was originally recorded on September 6, 2020.
5 Apr 2022
Ramblings V - Incorrect Pronunciation, H*rny 4 Craig, TOS, and Fake Kitchen Gun
We’re just getting around to editing some old audio. In this episode, we simp over our own recording bot and can’t figure out how to pronounce things correctly. We also can’t figure out the difference between a table of contents (TOC) and Terms of Service (TOS). Finally, Grayson gives us a wonderfully shitty ad read and a terrifying hypothetical.
This session was originally recorded on December 12, 2020.
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
24 Oct 2021
Ramblings IV
As we find our new place here with a new editorial staff, we just need to know what happens in this short episode ;).
Riley shows us why Quincy and Ramses want to commit war crimes against them, and we find out what cults we may be part of. :o
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
19 Sept 2021
Ramblings III
We’re back! At least, with this episode.
Welcome to Ramblings III, where we insult each other in very odd ways and we discover something… new about Adam ;)
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
22 Sept 2020
Do You Have to Have Talent?
This week, we attempt to be professional and discuss whether or not it is important to have talent to make it big. Also, Quincy hosts this episode!
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
15 Sept 2020
Time Travel & Anime Adaptations
We started off this episode trying to talk about time travel, but we ended up talking about live-action adaptations and anime
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
8 Sept 2020
Ramblings II
We return with another episode of Ramblings. This time, we discuss a bunch of things that 'Boomers' are bad at and don't understand about the current world. Then we decided to take a journey back to school and reminisce about our school buses. And finally, we ask everyone if they wanted to kiss on the jouch.
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
1 Sept 2020
Raiding Area 51 (Electric Boogaloo)
We managed to kind-of raid Area 51 last year. But what went wrong? And what could we have done better? That's what we discuss in this episode!
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
25 Aug 2020
Planning a Heist
We're not thieves, but we sometimes think like one. Join us and steal our secrets as we discuss the best ways to carry out a heist. But don't get caught in the process.
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
18 Aug 2020
Murders - Hypothetical & Actual Cases
While we may not be a true-crime podcast, we sure are going to act like one in this episode. Join us as Amber hosts this episode of disastrously dangerous advice and intrigue.
DON'T TAKE ANYTHING IN THIS EPISODE SERIOUSLY OR AS ADVICE.
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
11 Aug 2020
Ramblings I
In our first episode of Ramblings (a side project with episodes we dedicate to when there is no real reason for them to exist), we talk about the best & worst kinds of soda, how Adam sometimes pirates stuff, Amber's distaste for autotune, and our thoughts on self-driving cars. Then we relish in some past nostalgia with our old phones, think about how terrible middle- and high-school was, something about the military and a little dash of gay-ness coming from the guys.
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
4 Aug 2020
Hypothetical Question: COVID-19
We've been presented with a hypothetical question and we took so long to answer the question, it gets its own episode.
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
28 Jul 2020
Surviving an Apocalypse
Could you survive an apocalypse? We sure think we can. Listen to all of our best secrets about how we would survive an apocalypse and pick up some supplies on the way out. You're going to need them.
This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts (https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts).
30 Jun 2020
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