Yep. We made a podcast to complain about dating apps. Listen to our complaints, weird dating related facts (from animals, historical figures, and dating science), and misadventures. If you like it, maybe share a few of your own!
WOW things happened, like seriously, maybe the other segments aren't great but at least listen for the catching up segment because *news*
19 Feb 2021
Just bros being guys being dudes
Is he Ken's buddy? ....The 23,000 genders....etc. hear some random stuff in this minimally edited episode
12 Feb 2021
Christian euphemisms
Sorry we're late. My laptop hates me.
3 Feb 2021
Dinosaur sex
Breaking news (kinda)! Dino sex! Also asexuality, the 8 types of people in the us, and fuckton of awkward dating stories
27 Jan 2021
Supercut (nothing new here)
Sorry we don't have a new new episode for you guys, we are actually getting back to normal next week! In the meantime here are some of the best moments so far
20 Jan 2021
Girl App Picture
(the name is because that's what the recording app suggested we call it) WERE BACK FOR GOOD WITH AN ACTUAL QUALITY EPISODE HELL YEAH!
6 Jan 2021
A straight drink
We're finally back! And well... Not better than ever but hey it was a struggle to record this to begin with.
23 Dec 2020
Update
Sorry that we don't have more to share with you this week but we are taking a short mental health break. We will hopefully be back next week!
17 Dec 2020
Lesbians can do whatever they want, Thomas
Add free because of the horrible sound quality/being late!!
We had to record in a car because we are on am adventure! So... Sorry... But for what we lack in sound quality we make up for in content, such as:
meddling middle school teachers,
real life dating sim points,
and the weirdest breath freshener imaginable
9 Dec 2020
5-in-1 shampoo
Here we are 8 weeks in, vaguely participating in tinder but not really.
This episode features profiles from the south™, secret discounts, the antithesis of 5-in-1 shampoo guys, fake bird titties, and Unrealistic body expectations from okcupid
2 Dec 2020
You guys have stuff going on in your lives??
Life goals: don't kill my succulents, don't fail math, don't die
This episode is brought to you by Chipotle's cuffing season menu, virgin things (like having a child), and Bill Nye who is in fact a celebrity thank you very much
26 Nov 2020
Mildly(?) traumatic attraction tests
We're back in front of a live studio audience so half this episode is basicallya monologue from Zach we are a bit of a cluserfuck. BUT tune in for Justin's longawaited debut("Mr. Aladin, yes!"), a WILD fetish, an ode to wombat butts, and mildly(?) traumatic attraction tests
19 Nov 2020
Schrodinger's Ice Cream
CONTENT WARNING: Trigger warning after trigger warning... This episode features ranked competitive sex, mood potatoes, and the most embarrassing story.
11 Nov 2020
The Monster Match
We finally got our marriage pact results! Mikaela has a date! Animals get sent to horny jail (bonk)! We write bad poetry! I just put a week's worth of enthusiasm into this description you're welcome.
4 Nov 2020
Ain't no party like a millipede party
We spend most of this episode just dying over our friend Justin's first date, but we also talk about giant vats of chocolate, the most wild profile, and millipedes, so I promise it's worth it.
28 Oct 2020
The Marriage Pact
Honestly so much happened in this episode that I don't remember what questions we asked... But listen for anglerfish sex, cats that caused divorce, and "The Marriage Pact"
21 Oct 2020
FLIRT
Who should message first? Why are so many guys holding fish? What was a chap book? Is shouting FLIRT in someone's face the best way to flirt? We answer these questions and more in the first episode of dating apps suck!
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