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Behind the Bar: Wild Tales from a Veteran Bartender
In this episode of 'Dee Talks!,' host Dee Cruise recounts her wild and colorful experiences from over 30 years as a bartender. From dealing with drunk patrons to navigating unusual party situations, Dee shares her funniest and most outrageous stories. Among the highlights are a persistent customer offering unexpected favors, a young drinker on a three Wisemen binge, and a businessman who caused chaos after mixing substances. Dee also discusses her upcoming Halloween plans in Vegas and recalls humorous anecdotes with friends. Listener warning: mature content and raunchy humor are abundant in this lively and candid episode.
15 Dec 2025
Adventures in Lesbian Life: From Vegas to Vacations
Adventures in Lesbian Life: From Vegas to Vacations
In this compelling and humorous episode, Dee dives into personal anecdotes, starting with the suggestion that straight men should have lesbian friends. The conversation meanders through various tales including a botched Halloween trip to Vegas, getting fired from a job in a dramatic fashion, handling unwanted DMs from men, and reminiscing about the wild days of being a dominant escort for high-profile clients. The episode also touches on mistaken identity issues, exploring friendship dynamics, and the peculiarities of lesbian life. With candid stories about navigating friendships, working in the service industry, and a surprising shipboard encounter, this episode blends humor with raw honesty, offering an insightful and entertaining look into the host's life.
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15 Dec 2025
Random Rambles from Dispensaries to Poop Calls
Random Chats and Recollections: From Dispensaries to Dining Disasters
In this episode of Dee Talks!, the hosts dive into an eclectic mix of topics, ranging from unexpected encounters with dispensaries in Nevada to humorous and somewhat chaotic memories of their younger days. They discuss their disbelief at the resurgence of Chili's, share amusing and cringe-worthy restaurant stories, and debate whether eggs are considered dairy. The conversation shifts from personal anecdotes about past drug use and bartending experiences to amusing bathroom habits while on the phone. The hosts also open up about Dee's history as an escort and share thoughts on the serious issue of sex trafficking. They conclude by encouraging listeners to find humor amid life's challenges, emphasizing that humor heals.
9 Oct 2025
AI Adventures and Seagull Schemes
In this lively and comedic episode of 'Dee Talks!,' host Dee Cruise recounts a series of humorous and bizarre personal experiences. The episode begins with a sponsorship shoutout to a wellness center offering discounted massages. Dee shares a story about interacting with a voice-activated AI named Google, which hilariously responds to profanities. The discussion veers into various tangents, including challenges with accessing adult content in Texas, a series of unfortunate accidents involving broken ribs and trigger finger surgery, and amusing encounters with animals like seagulls and skunks. Dee also humorously discusses personal quirks, relationships, and driving experiences. Throughout, the host maintains a lighthearted and entertaining tone, encouraging viewers to find humor in everyday life.
9 Oct 2025
Ep.5 C*nts in the Desert
In this episode of 'Detox with Dee Talks,' Dee humorously recounts her chaotic trip to New Mexico. Starting with a rough flight experience including switch issues, plane delays, and a flat tire, Dee shares the challenges and frustrations she faced. She describes dealing with travel partners who were afraid of everything, leading to a series of comical and exasperating situations. From visiting Carlsbad Caverns to a failed attempt to find Area 51, Dee's trip was far from smooth. The episode ends with a moral lesson on knowing your travel companions to avoid such frustrating experiences. Featuring sponsorship from Restorative Massage and Wellness Center, the episode also highlights the importance of finding humor in difficult situations.
22 Sept 2025
Ep 4 "Duct Tape Tales and Highway Hilarity"
Hilarious Road Trip Stories and the Joys of Being Yourself
In this episode, the hosts share humorous anecdotes from their personal lives, including a mishap-filled road trip to Mardi Gras, reconnecting with a Dunkin' Donuts lady, and a humorous airplane experience. They also discuss labeling in the LGBTQ+ community, the evolution of acceptance over time, and the importance of humor in healing. The episode is filled with laughter, reflections on past adventures, and an embrace of personal identities.
00:00 Introduction and Casual Banter
00:48 Fashion and Nostalgia
01:18 Dating App and Rockstar Vibes
03:03 Road Trip Adventures
05:19 The Tire Incident
18:56 Reflections on Labels and Generations
20:12 Conclusion and Sign-Off
11 Sept 2025
Ep. 3 Dee Talks! Stalker Squirrels, Mice, and Catfished
The Adventures of Dee: Squirrels, Mice, and Medical Mishaps
In this lively episode of Detox with Dee Talks!, host Dee shares a series of comedic and bizarre personal anecdotes. Dee starts by discussing an aggressive encounter with a stalker squirrel and proceeds to recount numerous hilarious incidents involving mice infestations and mysterious flies in her kitchen. The conversation shifts to Dee's health challenges, including a recent rheumatoid arthritis diagnosis, dietary adjustments, and a scare involving a misinterpreted medical report about her lungs. Dee also talks about her disdain for dating apps and being catfished online. The episode wraps up with Dee and Chris sharing laughs and thanking their listeners, celebrating potential new platforms for their podcast, and reflecting on the hilariously chaotic moments that make up Dee's life.
00:00 Squirrel Stalker: A Nutty Encounter
00:31 Welcome to Detox with Detox
01:23 The Mouse Chronicles: Kevin's Return
05:20 Fly Invasion: A Morning Horror
07:42 Squirrel Stalker: The Sequel
09:33 Podcast Buzz: Growing Popularity
10:27 Free Fucks from Dee
11:05 Living with Rheumatoid Arthritis
12:34 The Misdiagnosis Panic
15:47 Eye Issues and Google Diagnoses
18:06 Dating App Catfish Stories
20:25 Concluding Remarks and Farewell
8 Sept 2025
Ep. 2 Dee Talks! Tin Foil Hats, Gaming and Toads
An Unfiltered Chat: Adventures, Gamer Struggles, and Gynecologist Advice
In this episode, the host shares personal anecdotes about a planned road trip to Roswell, a frustrating experience with a Nintendo Switch Harry Potter game, and playful banter about a doctor’s unconventional dating advice. The conversation touches on sci-fi fandom, the hilarity of interacting with AI, and humorous mishaps with a dog. The show rounds off with funny observations about gaming, quirky merchandise ideas, and neighborhood dynamics.
00:00 Introduction and Gynecologist's Advice
00:24 Catching Up and Camera Adjustments
01:08 Planning a Road Trip to Roswell
02:58 Sci-Fi and Gaming Adventures
05:44 Animal Crossing Frustrations
09:34 AI and Gaming Discussions
12:00 Frog and Toad Stories
14:48 Merchandise and Farewell
8 Sept 2025
Ep. 1 Dee Talks! Cruises, Pineapples, Humor Heals
Hilarious Cruise Misadventures and Life Lessons
In this episode, the host shares entertaining and astonishing stories from a memorable cruise. From the challenges of navigating mile-long hallways to unexpected encounters with swingers, and a traumatic but comedic medical experience involving a cyst, the host keeps listeners engaged with genuine humor. Additionally, a funny misunderstanding leads crew members to believe she's a famous lead singer. The episode concludes with reflections on the importance of finding humor in life and a commitment to steering away from divisive topics.
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00:00 Introduction and Cruise Memories
00:33 The Long Hallways and Pineapples Mystery
02:55 Unexpected Encounters and Swinger Cruise
04:50 Medical Emergency and Swinger Couple
06:36 Birthday Dinner and Mistaken Identity
08:09 Excursions and Awkward Moments
11:06 Seagull Invasion and Muffin Mishap
14:21 Hair Care Tips and Bee Story
17:03 Podcast Purpose and Closing Remarks
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