bad dates, worse decisions. a podcast about modern love, ghosting, and accidentally falling for people who don’t text back. one woman’s attempt to stay sane while everyone else loses the plot. recorded so she stops texting her ex.
crushes i had no business having, but fully committed to anyway
3 Jan 2026
broken gem
the last story of 2025, and the moment i finally stopped letting noise pass as intimacy.
25 Sept 2025
the loop
i almost downloaded the app (s?). instead i overthought men, women, and the infinite possibilities of heartbreak, and somehow survived. welcome to my brain.
19 Aug 2025
failure
he chose the wine, i smiled too hard, and somehow it felt exactly like i expected.
3 Aug 2025
what if silence wasn't about me?
not about love. about what it triggers. about how silence feels when you are wired for disappearance. and how to unlearn the panic without shaming the part of you that still wants to be held.
20 Jul 2025
honeywell
he played bass. i played it cool. i thought i was the exception — turns out i was just the first. this is the story of long hair, secret looks, plastic mannequin hands, and the kind of connection that doesn’t end, even when the relationship does.
17 Jul 2025
dios aparte
i kissed the wrong irish guy, woke up with the right one, and left while 50 cent played on a built-in tv. pandemic rules said i shouldn’t be outside. somehow, i survived.
16 Jul 2025
sheriff things
he had a wife, a kid, and a folder where we stored our mistakes. this one’s not about heartbreak — it’s about waking up, sending one final message, and watching a grown man go completely silent.
16 Jul 2025
airspace violation
not every lad that vanishes stays gone. this one liked falling from the sky and ignoring texts. we made a contract. he made an exit. this is the ghost who still flies over my balcony like he’s haunting something he barely touched.
14 Jul 2025
the one with the jungle
he played cool music, took me up a mountain, and taught me to drink coffee without sugar — before muting me like a notification he didn’t want to deal with.
14 Jul 2025
five blocks too close
sometimes the city isn’t the problem. it’s who you keep running into in it.
12 Jul 2025
the one who fainted
he passed out mid-date, made it weird, and still thought he had a chance. coke, collapse, and a cracked football tee — some red flags are just face-down on the floor.
12 Jul 2025
the one who made leaving easy
a quiet memory of someone who didn’t ask for more, didn’t try to stay — just showed up, held space, and let the goodbye be soft. not a love story, but something close.
12 Jul 2025
pattern recognition
a sharp, unsentimental intro to how i date, disconnect, and decode everything before it happens. not intuition — just survival.
11 Jul 2025
the one that sucked my toe
he sucked my toe. unprompted.
this wasn’t love, or even lust — just boredom in a flower-print dress and bad decisions in tech-house lighting. the one that started soft and ended with regret.
10 Jul 2025
i had to start somewhere
this wasn’t supposed to be a podcast. it started because i didn’t want to text them again.
everyone was worse than me is a voice-memo-style thing about ghosting, almosts, bad decisions, and the tiny humiliations of modern love.
in this first episode, i explain what this is (a mess), what it isn’t (healing), and why some names are changed and others... aren’t.
no guests. no advice. just stories, some rage, and a woman trying to make sense of it all — out loud. hopefully, you’ll relate. or at least feel a little less alone.
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