Hermès Hot Takes

About Hermès Hot Takes

Rapper Heart$ick Hermès is done biting his lip. In an effort to promote his failing music career, he’s decided to share his inflammatory opinions on the current state of the world. Hopefully this podcast makes you so angry that you’ll go and hate watch his music videos.

Publisher

Heart$ick Hermès

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

8 Aug 2025

Latest episode

26 Jun 2026

Latest episodes

13 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   26 Jun 2026

   13 - Interracial Dating, Getting NYC Pregnant

   Da Bro Mike pulled up on the lawn for explain his cookie company and his BIG ideas about getting the city pregnant ya'll.

2. 

   18 Apr 2026

   12 - The Magic AfroKingdom & Melania’s Free Press

   Brewsuf went to hogwarts and found magic.

3. 

   9 Mar 2026

   11 - Trump's Trapped in the Closet & The Mandela Effect

   Bro we got marvel multiverse crossovers in this one, R kelly prez 4L bruh.

4. 

   29 Nov 2025

   10 - Free DoorDash Girl & Mamdani's Guillotine

   Give Doordash Girl and Mamdani the Oscar for best actor and keep it pushin bro.

5. 

   22 Oct 2025

   9 - An AI device for your BALLS?

   Friend Ai is a new device designed to cryogenically freeze your ballsack bro.

6. 

   16 Sept 2025

   8 - Epstein's Big Beautiful Birthday Book

   We're going on a story book adventure with the legendary Dr. Epstein brody.

7. 

   22 Aug 2025

   7 - DC Crime Vs. Sydney Sweeney's Social Justice Sandwich

   Sydney Sweeney gettin' kinda out of pocket these days broman.

8. 

   12 Aug 2025

   6 - Zohran Mamdani is an Industry Plant.

   He claim he organic but ya'll know what it really is bro-man....

9. 

   12 Aug 2025

   5 - The Great Serendipity of Our Time...

   The Knicks got NY ninjas feeling froggy again my bruddah, ICE protest got LA sexy again tooo.

10. 

    12 Aug 2025

    4 - Luigi's Trial & Fat Black Opportunity Women

    How many Monique's would have to die for Brian Thompson to get the Death Penalty?

11. 

    8 Aug 2025

    3 - Rosa Parks & The 5 Brave Zizians

    Yo Ziz and her black queens are getting outta pocket yo

12. 

    8 Aug 2025

    2 - Luxury Gyms & The White Guy Rebrand

    The Brand is Skrong Brozay!

13. 

    8 Aug 2025

    1 - White ppl are ruining Lil B's Legacy

    Bruh, you snow da vibes