"What in the dumpster fire hell happened in the world this week?" 💩🔥🌎 Stand-up comics Christy Miller and Erik Marino break down life, comedy, and whatever fresh bullshit the world managed to cough up this week. Named in honor of the legendary "Don Rickles", who coined “I’ll Tellya Dis” as he rapid-fire roasted his way from one celebrity to the next, Christy and Erik carry on his legacy by ripping the week to shreds in his honor. 🎤🔥 From comedy club chaos and industry bullshit to celebrities behaving badly and politicians behaving worse — all of which proves we need to throw all of humanity in the trash and start over. 🗑️🤦🏻♀️ Nothing is off limits. Sharp takes, real comic perspective, absolutely no filter, and plenty of moments that leave you wondering, “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?”💀 And in their best Don Rickles impression… “I’LL TELLYA DIS!”🎤🔥 New episodes every Monday at 5pm!
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This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, it’s Erik Marino’s BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂🎉🥳 And nothing says "Happy Birthday" more than the United Nations shutting down half of Manhattan and turning Christy Miller’s commute home into The Amazing Race: Fuck Your Diplomatic Traffic Jam Edition. 🌎🚧💀
After walking FIVE FUCKING MILES just to get home, Christy did what any rational New Yorker would do during UN Week: cussed out a Secret Service agent, two cops and three innocent bystanders. 🇺🇸🫡 Welcome to NY! Now GTFOH!
Meanwhile, Susan Sarandon and Hannah Einbinder got arrested protesting outside the UN, world leaders walked out on "a certain someone's" speech 👏🏻, and Midtown Manhattan became one giant geopolitical clusterfuck — proving once again that the United Nations may not be able to unite the nations, but they CAN unite New Yorkers in wanting everybody to GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR WAY. 🗽🖕🏼
In other news, a DIFFERENT "certain someone" has launched his own YouTube channel because he doesn't like the Press reporting what he is ACTUALLY DOING... so now, WELCOME TO TRUMP TV! 📺🤦🏻♀️ It's so pathetic he's turned his Press Pool into a podcast studio 🧐🤨🤦🏻♀️... HE'S A YOUTUBER NOW.
Welcome to NOT SEE TV 👀📺 — where the press and public can NOT SEE shit 🤦🏻♀️... the presidency has officially entered its “LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND DESTROY THAT NOTIFICATION BELL” era. 🔔💀
I swear we are doomed.
Meanwhile, Sydney Sweeney is butt ass NAKED in Times Square selling sports betting 🎰🍒👀 and everybody is arguing about whether women should be offended... WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Girl, show your 🐱 in Times Square if you want — make that money. 💰👏🏻
Erik's problem is with the SPORTS BETTING APP itself... because his grandfather was a bookie and APPS ARE TAKING JOBS AWAY FROM HARDWORKING AMERICAN BOOKIES. 🇺🇸🤌🏼
FUCK BIG TECH!!! SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESS!! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKIE. Keep that gambling money where it belongs: IN THE FAMILY. 🤌🏼💵🇮🇹
Someone needs to get whacked... but how the fuck do you put a hit out on an app? 📱🤌🏼💀
Former NFL player Matt Kalil tried to stop his ex-wife from publicly discussing the size of his 🍆 during their divorce — only for a JUDGE to basically rule, NOPE, THE DICK IS RELEVANT. ⚖️🍆🏈
So now the entire country is involved in this man's penis because apparently WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HUDDLE DOES NOT STAY IN THE HUDDLE. 💀
And finally, it’s FAT BEAR WEEK 🐻 — the one week a year when Alaska celebrates enormous bears while Palm Springs is like, “...one week?” 🏳️🌈👀😂
Roseanne is STILL fighting with her TV son over a racist Ambien tweet from NINE YEARS AGO 🤦🏻♀️, and the FBI is warning ICE agents about fake “trad wives” online trying to lure them in and dox them... even government surveillance can't beat the CATFISH era. 🐱🎣🇺🇸
At this point, we have no idea who's watching who, who's sleeping with who, or whose 🍆 is legally relevant.
See you next Monday. 🫶🏻🎤🔥
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21 Sept 2026
EP 27: "Weekend at McConnell’s"
This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week of “American excellence” 🇺🇸💀 as the New York Mets have officially managed to lose to EVERY TEAM IN MLB — INCLUDING THEMSELVES. ⚾️🤕
You heard it here, folks. After spending one game literally watching a baseball fall unattended between A BILLION DOLLARS’ WORTH OF PLAYERS like they were all brand new on the job, they overcompensate the very next night and KNEE THEIR OWN FIRST BASEMAN IN THE HEAD. 💥🧠
That is the MOST MET THING EVER. 😵💫💥⚾️
Somewhere, Mr. Met is quietly Googling workers’ comp. 💀
Meanwhile, comedy continues its inspiring journey directly into hell 🔥🎤 as Turning Point USA replaces Russell Brand with Chris D’Elia on their “America, Love It or Leave It” Tour 🧐 — which is starting to sound more like the PREDA-TOUR if you ask us. 🚩🤦🏻♀️
Seriously, that’s like replacing Buffalo Bill with Freddy Krueger and calling it an upgrade. 😳🔪
And because nothing says “protect the children” quite like putting Chris D’Elia ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS...
🎶 HERE COMES THE GROOMER... 🎶 💀🚩
On a lighter note 🎵, Macklemore gets booted from the Ed Sheeran tour by Gillette Stadium/Patriots owner Robert Kraft. As a result, Ed Sheeran’s band walks, the other opening acts walk, leaving poor Ed “all alone in the ghetto with no BBQ.” 🎸🥺
So now he’s apparently doing the stadium tour as a stripped-down acoustic act — and the internet has given it the only name it deserves:
🧀🎸 KRAFT SINGLES. 💀🥁🧀
Back in Washington, Lauren Boebert is facing a brand-new ethics complaint alleging inappropriate relationships with former and current staffers — because apparently the “BEETLEJUICE BEAT OFF EXTRAVAGANZA” was just the opening act. 🍿8=✊🏻=D💦
In other unexpected sequels... welcome to WEEKEND AT McCONNELL’S 🇺🇸🦴👍🏻 — after disappearing from the Senate for three months, Mitch is BACK and getting wheeled into Congress just in time for another episode of WTF IS GOING ON NOW?! 💀✨
In 80's style music news, an AC/DC concert gets canceled because of thunderstorms — 🎶YOU'VE BEEN...THUNDERSTRUCK🎶 ⚡️🤘🏻😵💫🤘🏻 — the Emmys think CHUCK NORRIS IS STILL ALIVE, and Arch Manning has to apologize after liking an AI-generated video of his coach knocking a female reporter to the ground… proving once again that people are dumber than a box of rocks. 🪨🤖👏🏻
And just when it feels like America has officially become a horror movie brought to you by the people who made Airplane!, WONDER WOMAN SHOWS UP. 🦸🏻♀️🇺🇸
Lynda Carter joins the Kennedy Center protest as demonstrators surround the building — because if this country is going straight to hell in a handbasket, we’re gonna need the “Queen of the Justice League” to save us. 💥✨
QUICK, SOMEBODY FIND THE INVISIBLE PLANE. ✈️💨
At this point, America isn’t a country anymore — it’s a DIRECT-TO-STREAMING DISASTER MOVIE WITH NO FUCKING ENDING. 🇺🇸🔥💀
And apparently the Emmys left Chuck Norris OUT of the In Memoriam...
BECAUSE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL WALKER, TEXAS RANGER. 🤠💀
Seriously... WHAT THE FUCK DO THE EMMYS KNOW THAT WE DON’T?! 👀⚰️
See you next Monday. 🫶🏻🎤🔥
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14 Sept 2026
EP 26: "NEIN 11"
This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino celebrate Christy’s birthday 🎂🥳 by doing what every "well-adjusted" person does during their birthday week: talking about 9/11. 🇺🇸😬
The 25th anniversary ceremony of 9/11 wouldn't be complete without a MAGA vs. MAGA SHOWDOWN - AKA "NEIN 11"- at the Memorial 🇺🇸🤦🏻♀️ — pardoned January 6th asshole Jake Lang showed up with a POLICE ESCORT, only to be greeted by another group of Nazis Sieg Heil-ing with a banner that read “JAKE LANG IS A JEW” 😳 while a Mount Vernon firefighter screamed at THEM to “go back to Palestine with that bullshit” and “get out of our country.”
🗣️ MA!!!! THE NAZIS ARE INFIGHTING AGAIN!! 💀🇺🇸 ... These morons have no idea who they hate anymore. 🤦🏻♀️
Meanwhile, the RNC held its midterm convention in Dallas, where Republicans focused on the issues people are most desperately worried about... like Hasan Piker’s old thirst trap photo 🤳🏻🤦🏻♀️ — even going so far as blurring out his bikini briefs, because... you know... the party of family values and stuff. 🤦🏻♀️
And in completely unrelated news, Grindr crashed. 🤳🏻🍆💀 Grindr hasn't seen that much traffic since... well... the last Republican Convention. 📱💀
And while MAGA Senate candidate Ken Rogers is too busy jerking off to Hasan Piker photos at the RNC, his opponent Abdul El-Sayed is busy at the gym BENCHING 315. 🏋🏻♂️🥵
Christy has officially endorsed his platform.
And by “platform,” we mean his chest.
Welcome, Abdul, to the LADY SPANK BANK™. 🏦🤤💰
Then 77-year-old Rick Springfield enters the chat looking so ridiculously hot Christy concludes he MUST be drinking baby blood to stay young 🧛🏻♂️ — only for us to discover that JESSIE’S GIRL MAY HAVE A BODY COUNT. 😳 Apparently Rick once fired mortars in Vietnam that may have killed a man, proving there was a much easier way to get Jessie out of the picture.
🎶 Why can’t I find a woman like that? 🎶
Because YOU KILLED HER BOYFRIEND IN VIETNAM, RICK. 💀💣
And finally, a Maryland woman wins $150,000 after playing the same lottery numbers for 20 YEARS 💰 — which means after buying three tickets every time for two decades, congratulations girl... YOU FINALLY BROKE EVEN. 😂
Meanwhile, Broadway’s singing waiters are heading into their own WEST SIDE STORY TURF WAR 🎤🔪 as Ellen’s Stardust Diner and newcomer Diner 24 battle for singing-server supremacy... WHO WILL WIN?! WHO WILL GET THE CHOP?! 🎤🔪🍳. Lady Gaga is officially a mother(?) — giving the world BABY GAGA 👶🏻🪩 — and Jelly Roll discovers that playing both sides of the strudel gets you kicked out of the Big Blue Bash at Mar-a-Lago. 🤷🏻♀️
Yep, just another completely normal week in America.
Like Christy always says — Not my circus. Not my motherfucking clowns. 🤡🇺🇸
See you Monday. 🫶🏻
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