Judgy Millennials

February 21, 2020

First: Triggered by Twain

<p>Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.</p> <p>New podcast, who dis?</p> <p>Can someone please tell me what to do? &nbsp;</p> <p>Seriously, if you are a person, and you can read this, and you know anything, and by anything I mean ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING, please please please please please write me an email with tips about podcasting. &nbsp;Or some good soup recipes. &nbsp;I do like those. &nbsp;Or any easy recipes, really. &nbsp;Just don't sent me recipes for something complicated like Sushi. &nbsp;I'm not brave enough to try Sushi. &nbsp;But maybe I am? &nbsp;I just made a podcast, and that's a thing, so... Sure, send me whatever recipes you want, even if it's something complicated. &nbsp;I'll at least write back an email. &nbsp;Unless we get big. &nbsp;Which we won't, but if we do, I'll have some assistant write you back. &nbsp;But that's only if you're reading this in 10 years or something, and we got big enough to sell this to somebody else for like $50 dollars or something, and they are nice enough to actually write people back. &nbsp;I hope that happens. &nbsp;I mean, I hope the part about emailing people back happens in ten years, not the part about selling this for $50. &nbsp;I hope it's something much higher, like $200 or something. &nbsp;Yeah, I have hopes and dreams too, like a real boy. &nbsp;Boys come up in this podcast, for like 1 minute. &nbsp;Ugg, I hate listening to myself. &nbsp;But it's not what you think. &nbsp;It's not the sound of my voice that bothers me, because even though I have a useless bag of flesh on the front of my face that &nbsp;is good for absolutely nothing unless it's spring and it decides to just leak its flesh juice all over the place, and the overall effect of this dumptster-fire of an organ is that I sound like 3rd place in most nasally voice contest, it's the absolute balderdashtistic nonsense things that I say that makes me hurt under my fingernails and inside my eyeballs.</p> <p>So, yeah... This is our podcast. &nbsp;Hope you like it. &nbsp;Well, that's not true. &nbsp;My hopes are far lower than that. &nbsp;I hope that you recognize it as a podcast, and not some TTS voice activator applied to a really generous and aggressive machine learning algorithm applied to the text output of my kids banging on my computer keyboard. &nbsp;Yeah, I'm can afford a computer. &nbsp;Come at me, bro. &nbsp;Computers come up in this episode. &nbsp;A surface, computer, in particular.</p> <p>I totally forgot what I was supposed to be doing in this field, and I need to go to bed tonight, so I'm going to finish this form and hope for the best.</p> <p>Cheers!</p> <p>Edit: I forgot to put in the podcast email. &nbsp;judgymillennialspodcast@gmail.com</p> <p><br></p>

February 3, 2020

Judgy Millennials (Trailer)