Kirnix Weekly Waffle

About Kirnix Weekly Waffle

Honest, funny, and occasionally chaotic conversations from Kirk and Nikki — the creative couple behind Kirnix Creations. Join us every week as we waffle on about life, creativity, Gen X nostalgia, and the everyday absurdities that make us laugh (and sometimes rant). Whether you’re crafting, commuting, or hiding from chores, grab a cuppa and pull up a chair — you’re among friends. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK!

Publisher

Kirk and Nikki

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

6 Oct 2025

Latest episode

5 Nov 2025

Latest episodes

12 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   5 Nov 2025

   Everyday Stupidity: Why Are People Like This? | Pet Peeves & Public Etiquette

   From aisle blockers and self-checkout rage to speakerphone goblins and ridiculous inventions, this episode is pure Everyday Stupidity — the kind that makes even polite Brits mutter under their breath. Kirk & Nikki from Kirnix Creations tackle supermarket chaos, roundabout “islands”, escalator etiquette, microwave beep offenders, and those pointless gadgets we somehow keep buying (yes, we’re looking at you, selfie spoon, baby mop onesie, and USB pet rock). It’s observational chaos, dry humour, and proper British therapy — all rolled into one gloriously frustrated waffle. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! ──────────────────────── 🎧 Weekly Waffle is a British humour podcast from Kirnix Creations — real talk, relatable chaos, and creative-life conversations from two makers who never take themselves too seriously. 💬 Keywords: British humour podcast, funny UK creators, everyday stupidity, pet peeves, supermarket etiquette, escalator rules, speakerphone in public, creative chaos, Kirnix Creations, funny podcast, British banter.

2. 

   29 Oct 2025

   Smarter or Dumber? – AI Chaos, Ridiculous Inventions & The Selfie Toaster

   Ever feel like technology’s making us cleverer… or just better at scrolling? This week we dive into the big one — is the modern world actually making us smarter, or just drowning us in digital daftness? From chips in your head and AI art theft to the rise of “slop content” on YouTube, we explore the fine line between genius and nonsense. There’s also our usual dose of classic Kirnix chaos — bad drivers, slow walkers, and the most ridiculous inventions you won’t believe actually exist (yes, someone made a toaster that burns your face onto bread). Tune in for laughs, eye-rolls, and honest conversation from two British makers who never take themselves too seriously. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! 🎧 Keywords: British humour podcast, creative chat, AI art debate, ridiculous inventions, women who craft.

3. 

   22 Oct 2025

   True or Total Nonsense? | Weird Historical Events & Kirnix Chaos

   From nuking hurricanes to syrup tsunamis, this week’s episode of The Weekly Waffle dives into the weirdest historical events ever told — with one tiny catch: one of them is completely made up. Join Kirk & Nikki from Kirnix Creations as they debate, bicker, and try to spot the fake in this chaotic mix of real and ridiculous. It’s part quiz, part comedy, and all chaos. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! ──────────────────────── 🎧 Weekly Waffle is a British humour podcast from Kirnix Creations — real talk, relatable chaos, and creative life conversations from two makers who never take themselves too seriously. 💬 Keywords: British humour podcast, UK creators, weird history, true or false, funny podcast, historical trivia, creative chaos, Kirnix Creations, engaging conversation, storytelling. ──────────────────────── 📊 Spotify Poll

4. 

   15 Oct 2025

   Things That Make Us Feel OLD | Tea Crimes, Snack Debates & Chaos

   Tea debates, crisp sandwiches, and snack hierarchies — it’s another week of absolute Kirnix chaos. Kirk & Nikki from Kirnix Creations tackle random questions that turn into full-blown life arguments: How old is “feeling old”? What’s the right way to load a dishwasher? Should crisps ever be in a sandwich? And what colour is the correct cup of tea? It’s funny, relatable, and probably the most British conversation you’ll hear all week. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! ──────────────────────── 🎧 Weekly Waffle is a British humour podcast from Kirnix Creations — real talk, relatable chaos, and creative life conversations from two makers who never take themselves too seriously. 💬 Keywords: British humour podcast, funny UK creators, snack debates, feeling old, biscuit dunking, crisp sandwiches, tea chat, creative chaos, Kirnix Creations, relatable podcast. ────────────────────────

5. 

   6 Oct 2025

   Do People Actually Believe This?! | Weirdest Conspiracy Theories Debunked

   This week, Kirk & Nikki from Kirnix Creations explore the wildest conspiracy theories people actually believe — from chemtrails and hollow Earth to birds being government drones and Finland being fake. There’s sarcasm, disbelief, and just enough caffeine-fuelled logic to keep it grounded. We even tackle Elvis, IKEA, aliens, and the moon landing (Buzz Aldrin gets a heroic shoutout). It’s chaotic, hilarious, and very, very British. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! ──────────────────────── 🎧 Weekly Waffle is a British humour podcast from Kirnix Creations — real talk, relatable chaos, and creative life conversations from two makers who never take themselves too seriously. 💬 Keywords: British humour podcast, funny UK creators, conspiracy theories, birds aren’t real, flat earth, moon landing, aliens, creative chaos, funny podcast, Kirnix Creations. ────────────────────────

6. 

   6 Oct 2025

   Unpopular Opinions That’ll Start Arguments | Travel, Cheese & Indiana Jones

   From travel being a waste of money to too much cheese, this week’s episode of The Weekly Waffle is full of opinions you’ll either love or loathe. Join Kirk & Nikki from Kirnix Creations as they dig into Reddit-style “unpopular opinions” — including why Disney disappointed, the cost of Pringles in London, and whether Indiana Jones might actually be the bad guy. It’s funny, relatable, and very, very British. Expect chaos, caffeine, and cheese. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! ──────────────────────── 🎧 Weekly Waffle is a British humour podcast from Kirnix Creations — real talk, relatable chaos, and creative life conversations from two makers who never take themselves too seriously. 💬 Keywords: British humour podcast, UK creators, funny podcast, Reddit chat, unpopular opinions, Disney rant, travel debate, Gen X nostalgia, Kirnix Creations, creative life. ────────────────────────

7. 

   6 Oct 2025

   Why Modern Movies Are Rubbish | Cliffhangers, Horror & Unnatural Water

   This week, Kirk & Nikki (joined by Lisa) rant about movies, cliffhangers, and weird fears — because apparently, natural water is terrifying. From Lord of the Rings to Inception, Guardians of the Galaxy, and even Barbie, no film escapes the Kirnix chaos. We dig into why modern movies feel flat, why cliffhangers are lazy writing, and why some people actually enjoy horror films. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and very, very British. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! ──────────────────────── 🎧 Weekly Waffle is a British humour podcast from Kirnix Creations — real talk, relatable chaos, and creative life conversations from two makers who never take themselves too seriously. 💬 Keywords: British humour podcast, UK creators, movie chat, film rants, women who craft, Gen X nostalgia, horror movies, funny podcast, cliffhangers, Kirnix Creations, friendly conversation. ────────────────────────

8. 

   6 Oct 2025

   Childhood Lies We Believed | Worms, Devils & Tiny TV People

   Remember the lies we believed as kids? The devil in the fruit bowl? Worms from hair chewing? Tiny people living inside the TV? This week, Kirk and Nikki from Kirnix Creations relive the wild, hilarious myths that shaped our childhoods — and admit to the stories we’ve passed down to our own kids (sometimes on purpose). It’s funny, nostalgic, and packed with those “oh my days, my mum said that too!” moments. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! ──────────────────────── 🎧 Weekly Waffle is a British humour podcast from Kirnix Creations — real talk, relatable chaos, and creative life conversations from two makers who never take themselves too seriously. 💬 Keywords: British humour podcast, UK creators, creative chat, women who craft, Gen X nostalgia, childhood memories, funny podcast, parenting humour, Kirnix Creations, friendly conversation. ────────────────────────

9. 

   6 Oct 2025

   Things That Annoy Us | Funny British Couple Rants About Life

   Everyone’s got that one thing that drives them absolutely mad — and this week, we’re listing ours. From noisy eaters and dodgy parkers to dishwasher disasters and toilet alligator pranks, we (Kirk & Nikki from Kirnix Creations) share the everyday annoyances that make us question humanity — and each other. It’s part therapy, part comedy, and full Kirnix chaos. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! ──────────────────────── 🎧 Weekly Waffle is a British humour podcast from Kirnix Creations — real talk, relatable chaos, and creative life conversations from two makers who never take themselves too seriously. 💬 Keywords: British humour podcast, UK creators, creative chat, women who craft, Gen X nostalgia, funny podcast, relatable chat, pet peeves, Kirnix Creations, friendly conversation. ────────────────────────

10. 

    6 Oct 2025

    Thrill Seekers or Lunatics? | Adrenaline, Dopamine & Disaster

    Why do we chase danger — and call it fun? This week, Kirk and Nikki from Kirnix Creations dive into the world of thrill seekers and adrenaline junkies. From rollercoasters and skydiving to motorbike mishaps and near-death theme park tales, it’s a hilarious look at the fine line between thrill and danger. We talk dopamine, fear, and why humans keep doing ridiculous things “for fun.” Expect laughs, chaos, and maybe mild trauma. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! ──────────────────────── 🎧 Weekly Waffle is a British humour podcast from Kirnix Creations — real talk, relatable chaos, and creative life conversations from two makers who never take themselves too seriously. 💬 Keywords: British humour podcast, UK creators, creative chat, women who craft, Gen X nostalgia, thrill seeking, rollercoaster stories, fear response, Kirnix Creations, friendly conversation. ────────────────────────

11. 

    6 Oct 2025

    Do Ghosts Exist? | Spooky Stories & Skeptical Laughs

    Do ghosts exist, or is it all just our imagination playing tricks? This week on The Weekly Waffle, Kirk and Nikki from Kirnix Creations dig into all things spooky — from strange experiences and haunted houses to scepticism and why we want to believe. It’s half ghost story, half therapy session, and fully Kirnix chaos. Expect ghostly giggles, real talk, and a very British take on the paranormal. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! ──────────────────────── 🎧 Weekly Waffle is a British humour podcast from Kirnix Creations — real talk, relatable chaos, and creative life conversations from two makers who never take themselves too seriously. 💬 Keywords: British humour podcast, UK creators, creative chat, women who craft, Gen X nostalgia, paranormal chat, ghost stories, spooky podcast, Kirnix Creations, friendly conversation. ────────────────────────

12. 

    6 Oct 2025

    Why We Started a Funny British Podcast | The Chaos Behind Kirnix

    Welcome to The Weekly Waffle — the podcast from Kirk and Nikki, the creative duo behind Kirnix Creations. In our first ever episode, we explain how this chaotic little podcast began — where crafting meets real life, tangents meet caffeine, and logic takes the day off. Expect pineapple pizza debates, 2 AM philosophy about Archimedes and pigeons, and deep dives into geeky nostalgia (ZX Spectrum, Betamax, and Final Fantasy all make appearances). It’s honest, funny, and a little bit unhinged — basically, us. 🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday at 6 PM UK! ──────────────────────── 🎧 Weekly Waffle is a British humour podcast from Kirnix Creations — real talk, relatable chaos, and creative life conversations from two makers who never take themselves too seriously. 💬 Keywords: British humour podcast, UK creators, creative chat, women who craft, Gen X nostalgia, creative life, crafting community, Kirnix Creations, friendly conversation. ────────────────────────