The 100% imperfect podcast with low-quality content and crappy sound that you've been looking for. Sometimes you just gotta unplug your brain for a while, so... get in the closet now. Remember, there are no secrets in the closet!
Welcome to my closet. Grab a seat and get comfortable, it's gonna be a brainless wild ride. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! In the season finale, I predicted what's gonna happen in Pop next year. Anyways, the whole brand of this podcast is being minimalistic, if you still don't get it by now. Music credit in this episode: Universfield and DJARTMUSIC
19 Dec 2025
IS IT MINAJ OR MAGAJ OR JUST... GARBAJ?
Welcome to my closet. Grab a seat and get comfortable, it's gonna be a brainless wild ride. In this episode, we shit talked ABSOLUTELY everything (even Wicked: For Good... yes, well, sorta kinda). Anyways, the whole brand of this podcast is being minimalistic, if you still don't get it by now. Music credit in this episode: Universfield, DJARTMUSIC and lucadialessandro
12 Dec 2025
15 Minute Recording Session Challenge #2
Welcome to my closet. Grab a seat and get comfortable, it's gonna be a brainless wild ride. In this depressing episode, I took on another 15-minute recording challenge, thought it'd be fun like the last time but my energy wasn't there (girl, give us nothing)... anyways, the whole brand of this podcast is being minimalistic, if you still don't get it by now. Music credit in this episode: Universfield
5 Dec 2025
Apple Music Replay + GRAMMYs 2026
Welcome to my closet. Grab a seat and get comfortable, it's gonna be a brainless wild ride. In this episode, I did some GRAMMYs 2026 predictions. Yup, that's the description... the whole brand of this podcast is being minimalistic, if you still don't get it by now. Music credit in this episode: Universfield, floraphonic and lucadialessandro
28 Nov 2025
strAnger thIngs
Welcome to my closet. Grab a seat and get comfortable, it's gonna be a brainless wild ride. In this episode, I shared a bunch of Stranger Things Season 5 theories that I have and bashed AI. Yup, that's the description... the whole brand of this podcast is being minimalistic, if you still don't get it by now. Music credit in this episode: Universfield and lucadialessandro
21 Nov 2025
15 Minute Recording Session Challenge #1
Welcome to my closet. Grab a seat and get comfortable, it's gonna be a brainless wild ride. In this episode, I took on a challenge to finish recording in 15 minutes, and it was a success! Yup, that's the description... the whole brand of this podcast is being minimalistic, if you still don't get it by now. Music credit in this episode: Universfield and lucadialessandro
14 Nov 2025
If You Know You Know (Glee Cast Version)
Welcome to my closet. Grab a seat and get comfortable, it's gonna be a brainless wild ride. In this episode, I talked about another Ryan Murphy show, GLEE! Yup, that's the description... the whole brand of this podcast is being minimalistic, if you still don't get it by now.
Music credit in this episode: Universfield, lucadialessandro, and floraphonic
7 Nov 2025
AHS13... Let's Hope it's Not too Delicate.
Welcome to my closet. Grab a seat and get comfortable, it's gonna be a brainless wild ride. In this episode, I talked about American Horror Story, one of my favourite TV shows, and DRAGGED its worst season! Yup, that's the description... the whole brand of this podcast is being minimalistic, if you still don't get it by now.
Music credit in this episode: Universfield, lucadialessandro, and floraphonic
31 Oct 2025
BOO BITCH! JUMP SCARE!!! - The Halloween Special
Welcome to my closet. Grab a seat and get comfortable, it's gonna be a brainless wild ride. This is the Halloween Special! In this episode, I talked about films and music that I enjoy around the Halloween season and more. Yup, that's the description... the whole brand of this podcast is being minimalistic, if you still don't get it by now.
Music credit in this episode: Universfield, lucadialessandro, Lady Gaga, Kim Petras, Rina Sawayama, Charli xcx, She Wants Revenge, Melanie Martinez, Naomi Scott and floraphonic
24 Oct 2025
Showgirl? More like girl... no!
Welcome to my closet. Grab a seat and get comfortable, it's gonna be a brainless wild ride. This is the first episode of the show! In this episode, we talked shit about... you know who. Yup, that's the description... the whole brand of this podcast is being minimalistic, if you still don't get it by now.
Music credit in this episode: Universfield, lucadialessandro, Christina Aguilera, Kim Petras, Charli xcx and floraphonic
10 Oct 2025
Testing, testing... 1, 2, 3! - Ticketscammers and Greedy Resellers
Welcome to my closet. Grab a seat and get comfortable, it's gonna be a brainless wild ride. This is an introduction episode. In this episode, we talked shit about concert ticket resellers and Ticketmaster! Yup, that's the description... the whole brand of this podcast is being minimalistic, if you still don't get it by now.
Music credits in this episode: Universfield, lucadialessandro, and floraphonic
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