Polis City Radio

May 4, 2025

Polis City Radio -1 [Bears]

<p>Polis City Radio -1 [Bears]</p><p></p><p>[Soft static fades in, gentle chime]</p><p><strong>HOST (calm, friendly):</strong></p><p>Dear listeners, welcome back to Polis City Radio—your nocturnal companion in a town that never quite makes sense. </p><p></p><p>Tonight’s news may seem ordinary, but trust me, that might be exactly what some of our dear listeners have been wishing for.</p><p></p><p>—</p><p>Three bears have slipped out of City Hall and are now wandering the downtown streets. </p><p></p><p>If you glimpse them, please inform City Hall at once—though they’ve been officially declared “friendly.”</p><p></p><p>—</p><p>The speaker for City Hall says you may pet them or even feed them some snakes. </p><p></p><p>The blue bear, named Asuka, has an unusual fondness for “KitCat with a C” chocolate bars. She will be deeply grateful if you present her with an entire blanket of those bars.</p><p></p><p>—</p><p>A few warnings, however. If you hold a visitor visa, permanent resident card, or work permit, avoid revealing your non-citizen status to the bears. Should they request your ID, remember: you have the right to refuse.</p><p></p><p>If, unfortunately, they discover you are not a citizen, please start sharing how much you love this city, and do your best to show that you also pay taxes here.</p><p></p><p>Do not discuss the topic of newcomers “taking over local people’s jobs.” With the bears, even if they start talking about this topic.</p><p></p><p>Repeat: never go there.</p><p></p><p>—</p><p>And whatever you do, do not ask the golden bear with the hat whether he is…shall we say, a pedophile, or quiz him on what a boy tastes like. He might bite you. </p><p></p><p>Honestly, those questions are rude to ask anyone. As good listeners, respecting others’ privacy is always our top priority.</p><p></p><p>—</p><p>That concludes tonight’s news. </p><p></p><p>Thank you for tuning in to Polis City Radio. Stay safe, stay curious—and good night.</p><p></p><p>[Music rises, then fades into static]</p><p></p><p>—</p><p></p><p><strong>波利斯城市廣播電台</strong></p><p>【輕微雜音漸入，溫柔的風鈴聲響起】</p><p><strong>主持人（語氣平靜、親切）：</strong></p><p>親愛的聽眾朋友們，歡迎回到波利斯市廣播電台——您在這座永遠不太合理的小鎮裡的夜間好夥伴。</p><p>今晚的新聞可能看起來很普通，但相信我，對於我們親愛的一部分聽眾來說，也許這正是你們日思夜想的那種日常。</p><p></p><p>—</p><p>有三隻熊從市政廳悄悄溜了出來，現在正在市中心街頭閒晃。</p><p>如果您目擊牠們，請立刻通報市政廳——不過官方已經宣布牠們是「友善的」。</p><p></p><p>—</p><p>市政廳發言人表示，您可以放心地撫摸牠們，甚至可以餵牠們一些蛇。</p><p>藍色的那隻熊，名字叫做明日香（Asuka），對一種叫「KitCat with a C」的巧克力棒有著非比尋常的熱愛。如果您能送牠一整條毛毯那樣多的「KitCat with a C」巧克力棒，她會非常感激。</p><p></p><p>—</p><p>不過，還是有幾項提醒需要注意。如果您是持有觀光簽證、永久居民證，或是工作許可的朋友，請盡量避免讓那些熊知道您不是本地公民。如果牠們要求查看您的證件，請記住：您有權拒絕。</p><p>如果不幸讓牠們發現您不是公民，請立刻開始表達您對這座城市的熱愛，盡力讓牠們理解，您也是有在繳稅的。</p><p>還有，如果牠們主動談起「新來的人搶了在地人的工作」這類話題，請不要接話。</p><p>重複一次：絕對不要去那個話題。</p><p></p><p>—</p><p>還有最重要的一點：無論如何，請不要問那隻戴帽子的金色熊，牠是否是……呃，我們姑且說是「戀童癖」，也不要問牠小男孩的味道是什麼。</p><p>牠可能會咬你。</p><p>而且，說真的，這些問題對任何人來說都是非常不禮貌的。身為好的聽眾，尊重他人的隱私永遠是我們的第一原則。</p><p></p><p>—</p><p>以上就是今晚的新聞內容，感謝您收聽波利斯市廣播電台。</p><p>請保持安全、保持好奇——晚安。</p><p></p><p>【音樂升起，然後漸漸消失成為輕柔的雜音】</p><p></p><p></p><p>—</p><p></p><p>English of the day!!</p><p>本日單字～～</p><p></p><p></p><p>Nocturnal 夜行性的</p><p></p><p>E.g., most owls are nocturnal.</p>