Questions with John Hastings

About Questions with John Hastings

Hi everyone, John Hastings here. I am a comedian, you follow me on something or you are hearing this somewhere. I'm starting a new podcast called Questions with John Hastings. It's a short form audio and video podcast where I improvise around one question asked by an audience member. If you'd like to send me a question in anticipation of the show launching, it's johnhastingspodcast@gmail.com. Please subscribe, please rate, and please enjoy this podcast or don't. They're really short, so like if you hate it, it's still actually very manageable listening. Thanks. The trailer for Questions with John Hastings was produced by Dark Horse Digital with Paul Daniels. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

Publisher

Dark Horse Digital

Category

comedy · comedy · science

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

28 Jun 2023

Latest episode

25 Aug 2023

Latest episodes

29 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   25 Aug 2023

   What's the weirdest thing you've ever overheard in a conversation?

   john Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you are listening to the show in the traditional position. You're in an Adirondack chair, you're naked, and a lover has placed a napkin over your genitals so they don't get sunburned, and you're having a nice cool drink, perhaps a Sierra Mist, or if you're in Canada, an Orange Crush splash of soda water to cut. The sugary soda of the Orange Crush. That, by the way, quality fucking camping drink. Just a splash, Orange Crush, in your soda water. Woo-woo! No one talks about using soda in the way that you would use liquor with a different mixer. In fact, that's the only time that that's good. Any of the other drinks I was just imagining, I threw, oh, let's put some Pepsi in this fucking lemon Sierra Miss. That's a really bad red wine mixed 50 with Coca Cola, which I was shown by some Russian guys in the basement of a hostel in London in 2011 while watching the Super Bowl. That's top notch stuff, holy shit. Like it's rot gut, like be prepared to your, like internal organs are angry at you. You didn't know that your kidneys could have emotions. I'll tell you who else has emotions. Our producer Paul, who's upset that no one has asked him to give me a question, but now we're gonna do it. All right, Paul. Hi. Producer Paul Oh John, what's the weirdest thing you've ever overheard in a conversation? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

2. 

   23 Aug 2023

   What's the worst joke you've ever heard, and can you share it with us?

   john Once again, we ride in the ether in between the stardust having espressas. Quick note, the Space Jam movie with LeBron James came out like a year or two ago. Bugs Bunny is fine. Let's see if I can forget other important moments in culture by answering our next question. Paul? Paul. Producer Paul John, what's the worst joke you've ever heard and can you share it with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

3. 

   21 Aug 2023

   If you could be a cartoon character for a day, who would you be and what mischief would you get into?

   john (00:10.51) Once again, you're sipping on a glass of port or maybe a different type of aperitif. You've finished a fine meal of suckling ham, side of chicken, still proud to say keto. I, of course, am John Hastings. We're gonna answer a question. A question will be read out by producer Paul. Producer Paul will read out that question now, I think. Producer Paul (00:36.085) John, if you could be a cartoon character for a day, who would you be and what mischief would you get into? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.