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April 16, 2025

S1E0: How a Cowboy, a Horse Brush, and a Cow Built a Town

<p class="p1"><span class="s1">**</span><span class="s2">🎧</span> <span class="s1">Episode Preview**</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Discover the origin of Dairy Dairy Cowtown—home of friendly cows, cowboy tales, & heartwarming storytelling. Meet the mayor, the lead cow, and the locals as they bring this whimsical town to life. It all starts with a brush, a cow, & a whole lot of milk.</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">**</span><span class="s2">📜</span> <span class="s1">Episode Highlights** </span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Welcome to the first sip of Dairy Dairy Cowtown—a comforting audio escape where the cows all have names, the mail’s delivered on horseback, and kindness is always in season.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">In this debut episode, you’ll meet:<br /> • Texas Toast – Mayor and creator of Dairy Dairy Cowtown<br /> • Marybelle – Parade-starting lead cow of the town<br /> • Old Man Mahony – First official resident; runs The Cowbell & Crate General Store<br /> • Velvet Voice Vernon – Suave host at 1120 AM WHEY Radio<br /> • Mad Dog the Cabbie – Fast-talking owner of Cabbie’s Corner Comfort Diner and grilled cheese champ</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Hear the legendary tale of a horse brush that changed everything, explore the charm of old-timey radio soundscapes, and learn why this dairy-fueled town might be your new happy place.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">So pull up a hay bale, grab a tall glass of cold milk, and get ready for stories, sound effects, and the start of something moo-velous.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">✍️</span> <span class="s1">Written, voiced and produced by Grant E. Wuellner<br /></span><span class= "s2">🥛</span> <span class="s1">Where the Cows and Milk Run Free Free™<br /></span><span class="s2">🍞</span> <span class="s1">Home of the Famous Milk Toast™</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">**</span><span class="s2">📓</span> <span class="s1">Show Notes** </span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🌼</span> <span class="s1">Season 1 – Spring 2025 in Dairy Dairy Cowtown</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🎙️</span> <span class="s1">Episode 0:</span> <span class="s1">How a Cowboy, a Horse Brush, and a Cow Built a Town</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🐄</span> <span class="s1">“Welcome to Dairy Dairy Cowtown—where the milk’s fresh, the sun’s always smilin’, and the neighbors wave with both hands! Kick off your boots, grab a glass, and stay a good long while.”<br /> — Texas Toast, Founder & Mayor of Dairy Dairy Cowtown</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2" style= "font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;"> <br /></span><span class="s2">🐮</span> <span class="s1" style= "font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;"> Where the Cows and Milk Run Free Free™</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🥛</span> <span class="s1">Home of the Famous Milk Toast™</span></p> <p class="p1"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🌟</span> <span class="s1">Episode Summary</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Saddle up—it’s time to discover Dairy Dairy Cowtown, a rich blend of cowboy charm, storytelling, and creative inspiration! In this debut episode, your host Texas Toast saddles up to share how this wild and whimsical town came to be.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">You’ll meet Old Man Mahony (that’s right—no E), hear about a life-changing horse brush, and get a feel for the parlor sound effects and old-timey radio joy coming your way each week.</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🎧</span> <span class="s1">What You’ll Hear</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎻</span> <span class="s1">A musical intro with country fiddle flair</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🐎</span> <span class="s1">The tale of a magical horse brush that turned Texas Toast’s life upside down</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🌄</span> <span class="s1">The origin story of Dairy Dairy Cowtown</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🐮</span> <span class="s1">Why every resident has their own cow—and learns to milk it</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎬</span> <span class="s1">A backstage peek at what’s next in the Cowtown universe</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎵</span> <span class="s1">A musical outro full of fun and thanks</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🌟</span> <span class="s1">Meet the Residents in This Episode</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🤠</span> <span class="s1">Texas Toast – Mayor and creator of Dairy Dairy Cowtown</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🐄</span> <span class="s1">Marybelle – Parade-starting lead cow of the town</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">👴</span> <span class="s1">Old Man Mahony – First official resident; runs The Cowbell & Crate General Store</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎙️</span> <span class="s1">Velvet Voice Vernon – Suave host at 1120 AM WHEY Radio</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🚕</span> <span class="s1">Mad Dog the Cabbie – Fast-talking diner owner and grilled cheese champ</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🏡</span> <span class="s1">Featured (and Hinted-at) Places in Cowtown</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🪕</span> <span class="s1">The Cowbell & Crate General Store – Oddities, licorice, and haircuts galore</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">📻</span> <span class="s1">1120 AM WHEY Radio – Where the fiddle tunes never stop</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🐄</span> <span class="s1">The Milking Barn – Every resident learns to moo with purpose</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎉</span> <span class="s1">Main Street Parade Path – Keep an eye out for Marybelle</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🍳</span> <span class="s1">Cabbie’s Corner Comfort Diner – Diner drama and grilled cheese served hot</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🧀</span> <span class="s1">Cheese of the Week</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Starlight Cheddar – Aged in moonlight and rumored to boost cow-whispering skills</span> <span class="s2">🌕✨</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">💬</span> <span class="s1">Mentioned in This Episode</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">💻</span> <span class="s1">Website: https://www.dairydairycowtown.com</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🧺</span> <span class="s1">The Cowbell & Crate General Store</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎶</span> <span class="s1">1120 AM WHEY</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎈</span> <span class="s1">Marybelle’s Parade Path</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🍽️</span> <span class="s1">Cabbie’s Corner Comfort Diner</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🔧</span> <span class="s1">How the Moo Gets Made</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎵</span> <span class="s1">Music/SFX licensed via Envato Elements</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎙️</span> <span class="s1">Recorded with a Shure SM7B mic & Rodecaster Pro II mixer</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎧</span> <span class="s1">Monitored on Sennheiser HD 280 Pro headphones + Yamaha HS5 speakers</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">💻</span> <span class="s1">Edited in Logic Pro on a MacBook Pro (M1 Max, 64GB RAM)</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🖥️</span> <span class="s1">Visuals designed on a Dell U3421WE 34” display</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🥛</span> <span class="s1">Hosted on Libsyn and delivered fresh—like a cold glass of morning milk—to all major platforms</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🎟️</span> <span class="s1">Upcoming Cowtown Events</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎙️</span> <span class="s1">Create Your Podcast Episode Zero in Four Weeks – A Beginner’s Course</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🐮</span> <span class="s1">The Dairy Dairy Cowtown Live Show kicks off Summer/Fall 2025 — Yippee-Hooray!</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">📅</span> <span class="s1">Next Time on Dairy Dairy Cowtown</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">👴🪑</span> <span class="s1">Front Porch Friends – Texas Toast and Old Man Mahony slow down time and share stories</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">💅⚖️</span> <span class="s1">Meet Veronica the Vivacious Starlight – Sheriff, spa queen, and curling-iron-wielding diva of justice</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🎙️</span> <span class="s1">More Episodes</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🎧</span> <span class= "s1">https://www.CowtownPodcast.com – Listen to all episodes and explore the Dairy Dairy goodness!</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🥛</span> <span class="s1">Milkcrate Club Bonus (Patreon Exclusive)</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">✨</span> <span class="s1">Extra creamy content for our patrons!</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">• <span class="s2">🥛</span> This week’s Milkcrate Club Bonus includes:</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🔍</span> <span class="s1">Grandpa Jasper’s mysterious shiny discovery</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎤</span> <span class="s1">Behind-the-scenes origin story with Grant E. Wuellner</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">📦</span> <span class="s1">A special visit from Old Man Mahony with this week’s store deal</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2"><span class="s1">•</span> ⏱️</span> <span class="s1">Bonus Run Time: Over 5 minutes of fresh-from-the-barn audio goodness<br /></span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2"><span class="s1">•</span> 🎁</span> <span class="s1">Join here: https://patreon.com/dairydairycowtown</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">💖</span> <span class="s1">Support the Podcast</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🐮</span> <span class="s1">Patreon – Join the Milkcrate Club: https://patreon.com/dairydairycowtown</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🛍️</span> <span class="s1">Etsy – Visit Our Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/dairydairycowtown</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">📝</span> <span class="s1">Note from the Barn</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">If you’re listenin’ close to our original air date, some of these links might still be stretchin’ their legs. But don’t worry—we’re fixin’ up the stalls, fluffin’ the hay, and gettin’ everything ready real soon. Come on back by the pasture now and then to see what’s new!</span> <span class= "s2">🐾</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">📱</span> <span class="s1">Connect With Us</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🌐</span> <span class="s1">Website: https://www.dairydairycowtown.com</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">📘</span> <span class="s1">Facebook: https://facebook.com/dairydairycowtown</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">▶️</span> <span class="s1">YouTube: https://youtube.com/@dairydairycowtown</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">📸</span> <span class="s1">Instagram: https://instagram.com/dairydairycowtown</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">•</span> <span class="s2">🎵</span> <span class="s1">TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dairydairycowtown</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">⏱️</span> <span class="s1">Episode Running Time</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">📡</span> <span class="s1">Public Feed: 19:41 minutes<br /></span><span class="s2">🥛</span> <span class="s1">Milkcrate Club (Patreon): 28:10 minutes</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🎭</span> <span class="s1">Voices & Characters<br /></span><span class="s2">🎙️</span> <span class="s1">All voices and characters created and performed by Grant E. Wuellner</span> <span class="s2">🎤🎩</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">📜</span> <span class="s1">Written By<br /></span><span class="s2">✍️</span> <span class="s1">Stories, scripts, and silliness developed and written by Grant E. Wuellner</span> <span class="s2">🤠</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">🌎</span> <span class="s1">Our Cowtown Climate Promise</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">We donate 1% of all direct sales (website + in-person) to support permanent carbon removal through Stripe Climate:<br /> https://stripe.com/climate<br /> Thanks for helping us keep our pastures—and the planet—a little greener.</span> <span class="s2">🌱</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s2">📜</span> <span class="s1">Copyright Notice</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">© 2025 Connected Solutions, Inc., DBA Dairy Dairy Cowtown. 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