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About Your Financial Daddy
Imagine a finance daddy so knowledgable that every word was like gold dust - seeping through your neuronic system enlightening you to a state of euphoria and ultimate wisdom. Well, 'Your Real Daddy' is - your brand new financial Daddy that you never had. Guiding you through the tough, unforgiving, killer landscape of financial investment decisions. But wait! Why the heck would you listen to me! This is a comedy channel!! When has your Daddy ever been right about anything?! Don't trust your Daddy. Go find a financial advisor! And subscribe while your at it.
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- 20 Jul 2023
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- 2 Mar 2024
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2 Mar 2024
How to Become President.. and Make $Billions
Donald Trump climbed up from nothing to become a Billionaire. He then went on to become President of the United States. Oh, did I say he climbed up from nothing... oops. He did get a small loan of a billion dollars. But Donald's journey to absolute success, power and wealth was a messy one. It was riddled with scandals and drama. But Donald never gave up. And as a result he became the most powerful person on the planet. And by watching his story, you can learn how you to could become a billionaire president. Well ... maybe i guess. The David Dobrik Tragedy that Made Him Millions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn8oV5qXWL8&t=324s Disclaimer: The information contained herein is for informational/educational purposes only. Nothing herein shall be construed to be financial legal or tax advice. The content of this video is solely the opinions of the speaker who is not a licensed financial advisor or registered investment advisor. Please do not be aggressive or send any hateful messages to anyone that features in this video. The Worst TikTok Millionaires of All Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IiVOJe3yMQ&t=36s #donaldtrump #trump #howtobecomebillionaire #howtobecomepresident I want to take a moment to thank and credit these creators, who's videos I have transformed under Fair Dealing / Fair Use to help construct this video: 7NEWS Australia: https://www.youtube.com/@UC5T7D-Dh1eDGtsAFCuwv_Sw Visual Capitalist: https://www.youtube.com/@UCc3e9XOO_neg3mnb9yDTklg Bad History: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOvidg1tD2CxSrEDtmUKfBw History: https://www.youtube.com/@UC9MAhZQQd9egwWCxrwSIsJQ PBS NewsHour: https://www.youtube.com/@UC6ZFN9Tx6xh-skXCuRHCDpQ ABC News: https://www.youtube.com/@UCBi2mrWuNuyYy4gbM6fU18Q Charisma on Command: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_W0oE_ock8bWKjALiGs8Q NBC News: https://www.youtube.com/@UCeY0bbntWzzVIaj2z3QigXg 0:00 From Bankrupt to Billionaire 0:33 The Origin Story of the Trump Family 1:30 The Origin Story of Donald Trump and Becoming a Billionaire 7:56 Donald's Messy Personal Life 8:25 From Billionaire to Leader of the Free World The Biggest Fraud We Have Ever Seen (Logan Paul): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On8TA_XcW2k Twitter: https://twitter.com/YourFDaddy101
15 Feb 2024
My Secret Plan to Become a Millionaire
By the end of this video, you will know my top secret plan to become a millionaire in 720 days. I am going to tell you my exact strategy. I discovered this opportunity back in 2020. I had lost a lot of the things that mattered most to me and the world felt like it was teetering on the edge of disaster. But then I realised that the stock market was about to collapse. I thought to myself... this could be a big opportunity. So I learned everything I could about the stock market. As I did so... I stumbled across bitcoin. And I realised that Bitcoin followed predictable cycles that could be exploited (in theory). It should be noted that you can't realistically know for sure what will happen with the markets. Bitcoin like any other asset, is subject to the market forces. And anything could happen that causes bitcoins price to collapse. In fact there are a number of ways that Bitcoin could become worth absolutely nothing! But my philosophy to an extent is that everything in life is risky. And therefore I have to chose the risks that I think have a better probability. To clarify, where the experts say it was going up 200% per year, that was back in 2020 (as per the story this was when I was finding out about bitcoin).. since then the bitcoin price hasn't increased noticeably so this may no longer be valid at the current time. #becomeamillionaire (https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/becomeamillionaire) #finance (https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/finance) #bitcoin (https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/bitcoin) #makemoneyfast (https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/makemoneyfast) #plantobecomemillionaire (https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/plantobecomemillionaire) Sign up to Epidemic Sound (affiliate link - I use them for my music) - 30 day free trial: https://share.epidemicsound.com/cyf9wh (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGwyX3loVkRCTzlyVGNmakZLc2JmNnRSSUp0QXxBQ3Jtc0tuZHk4TjJ0Slo1Y0RNVmlUY190YmdoWDQwM1NjdUdXZ1R3RUFESkZYQ2djMHFTMkpSZzZFZFlocEotNW00X0VqcF90MFFpMlFicGNFcldVQnpOYXJOYlprSlAxemJoeFNJVE9uVVNXRFJkNGZxdmIydw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fshare.epidemicsound.com%2Fcyf9wh&v=cmWyxAlNPyg) The David Dobrik Tragedy ... and How it Made Him Millions: The David Dobrik Tragedy... That Made Him Millions (youtube.com) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn8oV5qXWL8&t=323s) How Airrack (allegedly) tells lies to make millions of dollars: The Airrack Iceberg Just Gets Worse and Worse (youtube.com) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D2gMnMX9Sg&t=259s) I want to take a moment to thank and credit these creators, who's videos I have transformed under Fair Dealing / Fair Use to help construct this video: MrBeast Low Budget Stories Pink Floyd Rick and Morty Steve Cutts Frame Order: Mightyracoon! Timestamps: 0:00 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmWyxAlNPyg&t=0s) My Story 0:41 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmWyxAlNPyg&t=41s) My Discovery 0:57 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmWyxAlNPyg&t=57s) The Old Plan 1:32 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmWyxAlNPyg&t=92s) Bitcoin 2:50 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmWyxAlNPyg&t=170s) Part 2 Disclaimer: The information contained herein is for informational purposes only. Nothing herein shall be construed to be financial legal or tax advice. The content of this video is solely the opinions of the speaker who is not a licensed financial advisor or registered investment advisor. Buying Bitcoin poses considerable risk of loss. The speaker does not guarantee any particular outcome. Check out my YouTube channel: Your Financial Daddy - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@YourFinancialDaddy) My Twitter: https://twitter.com/YourFDaddy101 A video on Logan Paul's Scams: The Biggest Fraud We've Ever Seen | Logan Paul (youtube.com) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On8TA_XcW2k&t=1513s)
11 Feb 2024
Dox People and Fake Donations to Make Millions | The Airrack Iceberg
Doxxing is when you reveal someone's personal information on the internet without their consent. Particularly in a way that might cause them harm or risk. For example if you publish someone's address online, that could cause them risk as someone could turn up to their house and cause them harm. This video explores whether Airrack Doxxed a Pilot.. and then looks at how Doxxing has become even more widespread... just a few months ago SSSniperwolf doxxed JacksFilms, by posting a picture of his house to instagram. Now the idea that these two might be linked is nothing more than a conspiracy theory, but it potentially suggests a worrying trend. Doxxing people is stupid, dangerous and leads to bad consequences for everyone involved... including the person that was dumb enough to Dox people. How Airrack (allegedly) tells lies to make millions of dollars (you need to see this): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyfP4EdIIo&t=2s The Worst TikToker's of all Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IiVOJe3yMQ&t=23s Disclaimer: The information contained herein is for informational/educational purposes only. Nothing herein shall be construed to be financial legal or tax advice. The content of this video is solely the opinions of the speaker who is not a licensed financial advisor or registered investment advisor. Attempting to Dox others is likely illegal and is very unethical. Do not do it. Also do not give fake donations, it is not ethical don't be a bad person. The speaker does not guarantee any particular outcome. This video title is satirical. Do not be aggressive or send any hateful messages to anyone that features in this video. The Biggest Fraud We Have Ever Seen (Logan Paul): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On8TA_XcW2k&t=1503s #airrack #doxxing #doxxed #sssniperwolf #millionsofdollars #airrackiceberg #theairrackiceberg I want to take a moment to thank and credit these creators, who's videos I have transformed under Fair Dealing / Fair Use to help construct this video (with a special thanks to Soggy Cereal - much of the research from this video comes from videos of Soggy Cereal): Soggy Cereal: https://www.youtube.com/@UCo06AuTxxPnHdUDPXWPEyjA Airrack: https://www.youtube.com/@UCyps-v4WNjWDnYRKmZ4BUGw JacksFilms: https://www.youtube.com/@jacksfilms Also Airrack: https://www.youtube.com/@AlsoAirrack SSSniperwolf: https://www.youtube.com/@UCpB959t8iPrxQWj7G6n0ctQ Papa Meat: https://www.youtube.com/@UCYF1kiTFCcYPqGTqXKt3JJg Meat Canyon: https://www.youtube.com/@MeatCanyon Internet Anarchist: https://www.youtube.com/@UC_iUeUzozCHEReJ-shKcCYA SunnyV2: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuF49lP5gkkw5L8HK3H6GJg Alex Elmslie: https://www.youtube.com/@UC1AH7xvzpGOArDbD5kuk25A American Psycho - I believe the rights are owned by producer Edward Pressman 0:00 Airrack the Million $ YouTuber 0:44 Airrack's Content is False 2:43 The Airrack Iceberg Begins 2:50 The Angle a story of Lies, Doxxing and False Donations 7:00 SSSniperwolf Doxxes JacksFilms to Millions of People 9:27 SSSniperwolf has gone to jail... Twice 10:04 The Real Depth to the Airrack Iceberg The Tragedy of David Dobrik (you should watch this): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn8oV5qXWL8&t=216s
5 Feb 2024
Telling Lies can Make You Millions of Dollars
Are you stuck in life? Feel like you are going around in circles? Not anymore. Because it turns out you can get paid Millions of dollars for simply telling lies... Don't believe me?Well a Multi Millionaire called Airrack Proved it. With every lie he told making him more and more money. Watch the video below now! #airrack (https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/airrack?__eep__=6&__cft__[0]=AZUp4RwAUZHV_QVps6IsheJH1J6dUMbjhQheZoVDWl2rIqfQr4dYpmyVorWmvVOUifw-f9O2UJtWks3R78KzgjfR5JfvkxRuNHBUlqJfOdwqCDzFaovF3hjXcVIFMfAjrhOxhTpFvoqpLUQ76edDgx8v7AebwGRmD87ryz8Bq0LrXg&__tn__=*NK-R) #youtubedrama (https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youtubedrama?__eep__=6&__cft__[0]=AZUp4RwAUZHV_QVps6IsheJH1J6dUMbjhQheZoVDWl2rIqfQr4dYpmyVorWmvVOUifw-f9O2UJtWks3R78KzgjfR5JfvkxRuNHBUlqJfOdwqCDzFaovF3hjXcVIFMfAjrhOxhTpFvoqpLUQ76edDgx8v7AebwGRmD87ryz8Bq0LrXg&__tn__=*NK-R) #makingmoneyonline (https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/makingmoneyonline?__eep__=6&__cft__[0]=AZUp4RwAUZHV_QVps6IsheJH1J6dUMbjhQheZoVDWl2rIqfQr4dYpmyVorWmvVOUifw-f9O2UJtWks3R78KzgjfR5JfvkxRuNHBUlqJfOdwqCDzFaovF3hjXcVIFMfAjrhOxhTpFvoqpLUQ76edDgx8v7AebwGRmD87ryz8Bq0LrXg&__tn__=*NK-R) #youtubetea (https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/youtubetea?__eep__=6&__cft__[0]=AZUp4RwAUZHV_QVps6IsheJH1J6dUMbjhQheZoVDWl2rIqfQr4dYpmyVorWmvVOUifw-f9O2UJtWks3R78KzgjfR5JfvkxRuNHBUlqJfOdwqCDzFaovF3hjXcVIFMfAjrhOxhTpFvoqpLUQ76edDgx8v7AebwGRmD87ryz8Bq0LrXg&__tn__=*NK-R) The David Dobrik Tragedy ... and How it Made Him Millions: The David Dobrik Tragedy... That Made Him Millions - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn8oV5qXWL8&t=216s) Do you like the music/sound effects I use? I use epidemic sound, you can get a free trial here (affiliate link): https://share.epidemicsound.com/cyf9wh (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbFJfX0pnbDV6NURxLTRQSFMwcDlXaUlCYktCUXxBQ3Jtc0tscHphalBBQXZYYlJRSUZrT25hU0hRMWE3aWZyTldhLWh4SjdjNXdpeXFrTlBTcTF2Ml93M3I2dU5kN1F5SXdnWWExU0M5LUFqeG1jd2tzbkUxS0ZTZlVRNXRsU1dDQkxNeTVLZFVsYkNSUTdWTEJ6UQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fshare.epidemicsound.com%2Fcyf9wh&v=UzyfP4EdIIo) Please note that not all of my music comes from Epidemic sound, so I can't guarantee that every song is in their library. But I do use Epidemic sound a lot for every video. 0:00 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyfP4EdIIo&t=0s) Airrack Makes Millions Telling Lies 0:56 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyfP4EdIIo&t=56s) The Story of Airrack 2:41 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyfP4EdIIo&t=161s) Breaking into a Celebrities House 6:21 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyfP4EdIIo&t=381s) Buying Logan Paul's Couches 9:05 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyfP4EdIIo&t=545s) YouTubes Biggest Ever Lie 13:05 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyfP4EdIIo&t=785s) Make People Addicted to Paying You Money Disclaimer: The information contained herein is for informational purposes only. Nothing herein shall be construed to be financial legal or tax advice. The content of this video is solely the opinions of the speaker who is not a licensed financial advisor or registered investment advisor.`Lying or other activities in this video pose considerable risk of loss. The speaker does not guarantee any particular outcome. This is based on a true story, but I cannot guarantee the accuracy of all information, information was gathered from various sources. Watch this - How to make people addicted to paying you money: How to Make People Addicted to Paying You Money - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ygqui_jJI0&t=1s) I want to take a moment to thank and credit these creators, who's videos I have transformed under Fair Dealing / Fair Use to help construct this video: Soggy Cereal Airrack Steve Cutts Meat Canyon Magnates Media PokerBoom Netflix Disney: Pinochio Harry Potter #airrack (https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/airrack) #howtomakemoney (https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/howtomakemoney) #howtomakemoneyonline (https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/howtomakemoneyonline) #tellingliescanmakeyoumoney (https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/tellingliescanmakeyoumoney) #airrackmakesmoney (https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/airrackmakesmoney) The Tragic Lives of TikTok Millionaires: The Tragic Lives of TikTok Millionaires (youtube.com) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IiVOJe3yMQ) The Biggest Fraud We've Ever Seen (Logan Paul): The Biggest Fraud We've Ever Seen | Logan Paul - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On8TA_XcW2k&t=1503s)
5 Sept 2023
The Fastest Way to Lose All Your Money (Online)
If you don't know the fastest way to lose all your money online.. you might just fall down the trap yourself. Be careful out there. Most ways of making money online are very addictive. But when it comes to things like trading, and playing poker... the risk is that you can lose money as easily as you can make money. In fact 95% of online traders lose money. But if you are addicted, and you start to lose money... will you be able to stop? Or will you keep doing it over and over until all the money is gone? Let me tell you a story about Richard. He's a 31 year old Navy Doctor. Richard loved to take risks ... whether that is - jumping off a cliff - jumping out of a plane - or running a red light Although he had a rocky start, he was soon making good money! He started investing in stocks that were more and more speculative. And his account soon reached $1 million... But then the winds changed. The 2008 stock market crash hit. And as a result his speculative stocks started falling through the floor. Richard soon found himself just $6000 left in his account. Poor Richard. Now he works in Soubway mopping a floor at 3am in the morning. His story is based on a true story. I hope you don't lose all your money online... if you are losing money think about whether it is time to take a break or even to stop. Watch this video if you want to know how to make millions from exploiting the lottery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12kdclmAHMU&t=223s Disclaimer: The information contained herein is for informational and entertainment purposes only. Nothing herein shall be construed to be financial legal or tax advice. The content of this video is solely the opinions of the speaker who is not a licensed financial advisor or registered investment advisor. Buying assets or engaging in activities like Poker or Trading poses considerable risk of loss. The speaker does not guarantee any particular outcome. If you are thinking about investing in Property watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cwdDkY3JM4&t=21s #makemoneyonline #makingmoney #moneyonline #onlinepokerrisk #onlinetradingrisk Sign up to Epidemic Sound (affiliate link - I use them for my music) - 30 day free trial: https://share.epidemicsound.com/cyf9wh 0:00 Intro 0:06 Addiction 0:23 My Story (Online Poker) 0:49 Richard's Story (Online Trading) 2:25 The Risks of Trading online 2:42 An Amazing Video on Twitter Watch this video about whether you should invest in Twitter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NivPtXM8f3E
29 Aug 2023
Why Investing in Twitter could MAKE YOU MILLIONS (& Elon musk)
Ever thought about investing in Twitter? Maybe now is your opportunity... The company is in chaos. It's unclear what the future business model of Twitter will be. Revenues are falling. Musk can be a bit rogue. But Elon Musk has grand visions for Twitter. He wants to make it into an everything app. A bit like WeChat in China. Now if this is successful then this could drastically increase Twitters Market Cap. But here's some things to think about: 1. Twitter has a lot of debt. 2. Twitter has never really been very profitable. I don't think it has been profitable for 2 consecutive years ever. 3. Twitter is being rebranded to X... it's not clear that this rebrand is popular. 4. A new competitor to Twitter has emerged. 5. Advertisers don't seem to like Twitter as much anymore... because there is no longer much content moderation. 6. Elon Musk is running a lot of companies... does he have time for Twitter? By the way did you know that Twitter recently rolled out a new revenue sharing system. That's pretty cool. My opinion is that it's a high risk investment. I can see a way that it becomes a very good investment, but there is also a good solid chance that the company goes bankrupt. For me personally... I want to avoid high risk investments. Because if my investment goes to 0 (and Twitter could), then it will be very hard to make up for that loss with other investments. But I think it's an interesting Stock to watch. Watch this video if you would like to know how to exploit the lottery and make millions ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12kdclmAHMU I want to take a moment to thank and credit these creators, who's videos I have transformed under Fair Dealing / Fair Use to help construct this video: StepmatesTV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZshCpFSgwI&t=170s Andy Front: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hoe9by0wNc James Lee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_G2tw7fz6Y MeatCanyon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8H2ETMpRFw Cwitchy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUZZbay33rU Bad History: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDakzFJfZ4c Mightyraccoon!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aA44w4C6y0 MrBeast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCX6OQ3DkcsbYNE6H8uQQuVA SmashBits Animations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_NVj76_zJ8 surreal entertainment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibm3WhfLk08 If you want to invest in property.. then watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cwdDkY3JM4&t=96s #investintwitter #investinx #investinginstocks #investinginstocksforbeginners Sign up to Epidemic Sound (affiliate link) - 30 day free trial: https://share.epidemicsound.com/cyf9wh 0:00 Twitter is Risky 0:08 Elon Musk buys Twitter 0:35 Elon Musk's Vision 0:55 Twitter Employees Released 1:22 Twitter Revenue Decline 1:40 The Major Issue 2:01 Mark Zuckerburg Copies Other Businesses? 2:35 The Zucker Problem 3:18 X 3:47 Market Cap (not financial advice) 4:20 My Concern with Twitter 4:41 Twitters Debt Problem 5:05 Is Musk too Busy for Twitter? 5:36 What I'd do (don't do that - it's not financial advice) 5:43 Investing in the Lottery for the Lolz Disclaimer: The information contained herein is for informational and entertainment purposes only. Nothing herein shall be construed to be financial legal or tax advice. The content of this video is solely the opinions of the speaker who is not a licensed financial advisor or registered investment advisor. Buying assets (including Index funds or Twitter) poses considerable risk of loss. The speaker does not guarantee any particular outcome. If you are new to investing... then watch this (informational purposes only): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2nwYVS0m0E
20 Aug 2023
Buy to Let is DEAD in the UK
Buy to Let is dead... It used to be the cornerstone of any solid investment portfolio.. But since then legislation has streamed out that is 'anti-landlord', mortgage rates have gone through the roof and everyone started hating landlords. So I guess if you want to struggle financially and be hated by everyone then being a landlord is a good idea. The thing is... landlords are a fundamentally crucial part of society. What would happen if we suddenly got rid of all the landlords? There would be mass homelessness.. as there would be a complete lack of rental stock to accommodate people. Rents would go through the roof. If it were even possible to still rent a property. We need landlords.. so hopefully more balanced legislation will be on the way. BUT It's not all bad. Actually, there are ways to make good profits despite the rising mortgage rates (specifically to set up as a HMO). And there are ways that you can get around the legislation problem too. So you know how section 24 came out and created a rediculous tax situation for landlords where if you have multiple properties... you aren't able to fully claim back your mortgage interest as tax deductable. Therefore it is easily possible that you could make a loss, and yet still have to pay the government lots of money in tax?! Which makes no sense whatsoever. But anyway, there is a way around this. You can set up a limited company and use that to purchase your real estate. I think the reason that people hate landlords is because some bad actors have ruined the reputation of landlords, but it's a shame that people have such a sweeping generalised view of landlords. Many landlords are great people. Also they tend to be intelligent, because they realised that keeping your money in a savings account is not the best idea. Watch this video if you would like to know how to exploit the lottery and make millions ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12kdclmAHMU I want to take a moment to thank and credit these creators, who's videos I have transformed under Fair Dealing / Fair Use to help construct this video: https://www.youtube.com/@UCX6OQ3DkcsbYNE6H8uQQuVA https://www.youtube.com/@UCpQLC-evmUAon9BBpcW4kYg https://www.youtube.com/@UCI_2HqC2a22Q4Jx41o9g72w https://www.youtube.com/@UCqM1Yw5XfJ5rVwCntLy0KxA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNGhnNMSopI Timestamps: 0:00 Buy to Let is Dead 0:07 The Mortgage Problem 0:33 Anti-Landlord Legislation 1:18 The Renters Reform Bill 3:01 People Hate Landlords 3:28 Buy To Let is NOT Dead 4:15 Rents are Rising 4:57 Win the Lottery by Watching This My Favourite video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2nwYVS0m0E&t=8s Disclaimer: The information contained herein is for informational purposes only. Nothing herein shall be construed to be financial legal or tax advice. The content of this video is solely the opinions of the speaker who is not a licensed financial advisor or registered investment advisor. Buying Property poses considerable risk of loss. The speaker does not guarantee any particular outcome.
15 Aug 2023
How to Make Millions Exploiting the Lottery
Ever wondered if you can actually make millions playing the lottery? Is the lottery actually a good investment? Let me tell you... and I'll tell you through an analogy about chickens... By the way if you are struggling to follow the video (slow it down to 0.75 speed)... that will help a lot! And read the transcript below. Transcript: The Lottery will make you Rich!!! Or will it?! Let me tell you. I know what YOU want. Deep down inside. You want to be swimming in a bathtub full of cash whilst cruising across the Mediterranean towards your gold-plated mansion in Dubai. And you want to know if the lottery can do that for you… Good news. I’m about to give you the cold, bitter truth… Imagine YOU are a chicken… Trapped in a chicken farm… You nervously await the time where they come to make… chicken Pies!!! But there’s a catch. A saving grace. A way out. You can buy one lottery ticket a ticket a day. If you happen to pick the winning lottery ticket – they set you loose. So that you can fly free… like a chicken… Ummmm Anyway… I’m just kidding. All she gets is bitter, boring, bland… grain. But chickens like grain. The Little Red Hen has to pay 1 piece of grain to enter the draw. The odds are stacked against her… Like a farmer staring down hungrily at her next meal. The hen knows that she has a 1 in 139 million chance of winning the lottery… That’s the odds of winning the euro millions jackpot. And this happens to be the world’s biggest chicken farm. 139 million chickens eagerly await the chance to try their cluck at financial freedom. But here’s the catch. 80% of the grain she pays goes into the prize fund. 20% of it goes straight to the farmer. Then even if the Chick were to snatch the winnings from every other poor, little miserable chicken that entered. She would only win….. £111,200,000… STOP THE PARTY. Listen little red hen… £27,800,000 has been stolen from your back pocket. The farmer has taken you for a chump. And it happened as soon as you entered the draw... Poor little chicken. You see… there is something called expected value. That is if you were to pay £1 for a ticket, how much would you (based on probability expect to get back). Well, the little chicken’s expected value is just 80p. So as soon as she hands over the pound she is left with a ticket that is worth 80p. And that’s what you are doing every time you enter. It’s a bit like a casino. In the long run the house always wins. What happened to grain? Forget about grain… this is your money we are talking about!! And you are throwing it away like an addicted gambler without even realising it! HOLD ON!!! There is one way to win the lottery … to win endless money… by cheating. I’m going to teach you how to make mega millions. You greedy fat cat… So normally when you enter the lottery… there is one winner and a trillion depressed chickens with nothing to show for it. But let me tell you a story about Jerry!!! Jerry is a nice guy. He lives in Michegan Tenacy… and oh how he loves numbers. In fact some say that Jerry would sit at home on a Sunday.. just playing with his calculator. One day Jerry was reading a newspaper in a local shop when he discovered a new type of lottery. This lottery was called a Roll Down lottery… and in this if the jackpot hadn’t been claimed in a while it would roll down and make all of the smaller prizes bigger. Suddenly, the lowest prize for getting 4 numbers right had grown from £5 to £50!!!!! Jerry.. being the numbers loving quirky guy that we know and love realised that his expected value had just shot through the actual roof. Now if Jerry gets just one ticket probability says he will get $1.20 back. You know how the house always wins… Disclaimer: This video is not financial advice. It is for entertainment purposes only. I am not a financial advisor.
4 Aug 2023
The reason YOU are BROKE. Period.
The reason you are broke is that you havn’t bought assets all your life. Full stop. Period. Done. Want to know why? Look. It’s not that complicated. In the UK people are celebrating, as if the Dalai Lama came to visit because inflation fell to 7.9%. Yeah… great… but… That’s the rate in which your savings are being compounded into the dust. 7.9%. I don’t care if it is 2%... That is the rate in which your legacy is being pounded to the ground. And what are you doing about it? Putting your money in the bank and hoping for the best is the same as jumping out of a plane with no parachute and crossing your fingers for a graceful landing… BUY ASSETS Alright Daddy, but buy what? Let’s try and find a solution that doesn’t involve you thinking too hard.. because I’ve got about as much faith in you running an investment portfolio as I do in Joe Biden running a country [insert clip of joe biden saying something that makes no sense] So when it comes to stocks you’ve got index funds. Yep, these are about as idiot proof as a bottle of medised. The average stock market return is about 10%... And your odds of beating the stock market by picking your own stocks is about the same as a blindfolded monkey managing to hit a bulls eye on a darts board. An index fund picks the Michael Jordan of Stocks for you automatically – like a robotic Simon Cowell meticulously selects the next big X-Factor star If stocks don’t tickle you… right in the soft bit under your armpit – you’ve got Crypto-Currency. I love crypto… but most of these projects are going to be worth about as much as my left fingernail when all is said and done. The most defensible thing you can do is stick to Bitcoin and Ethereum.. but your still about as safe as a world war I soldier eating moldy bread in a trench that is within artillery range of the german front. Just… Learn what the following phrase means: ‘not your keys… not your crypto’ and respect it – the same way that I respect you. That was a joke. Ok and then there was property. There’s a famous saying… property doubles every 10 years. It’s kind of true. It’s kind of not true. But what definitely doesn’t double every ten years is the number of brain cells inside your skull when you keep your cash in a savings account. So buy assets or face being perpetually trapped in the rat race… That hamster wheel will turn around and around, but you won’t get anywhere. You’ll get to the age of 56 .. you’ll look at your life… your rotund body, your saggy sack and your receding hair line. And you’ll think to yourself. Why the fudge didn’t I listen to my Financial Frigging Daddy! I hope that you escape the rat race before it's too late ; ) Music: davidcuttermusic.com Disclaimer None of this video constitutes financial advice. I am not a financial advisor. This video is for entertainment purposes only. #inflation #investment #investinginassets Subscribe please (if you liked the content)... I only have 2 subscribers :( and one of them is me lol
20 Jul 2023
Emergency: Your Investments are Going to 0 | Do this now?!
What if there was one asset that had the power to change the world. The asset is so powerful that it cannot be destroyed. It is inflation resistant... It can be transported across the globe in minutes... It can be used to pay for things... And you can buy it... Maybe you should? Well I don't know.. I'm not a financial advisor! But this is a good video for a bit of entertainment! Transcript below: There is one thing that is so powerful that it might just change the world… either that or it will turn out to be a stinking pile of dog juice. Oh and if that wasn’t intriguing enough… you might… just might be able to make a whack tonne of money from it without having to lift your perfectly symmetrical apple bottom out of that sorry excuse for a chair … So many people have heard of this thing. Bought this thing. Loved this thing. But do you know what’s really weird… I don’t think these people even really know what is good about it?! I think people don’t really understand it. I don’t think they understand the risks. I don’t think they understand the power of it. I don’t think they understand why this thing is the behemoth that could move mountains – or how it could get ground into the dust, like a cockroach underneath Will Smiths boots. I’m going to tell you what that thing is in one second….. Well, you probably already figured it out right? You seem like a smart person. But I also want to say that you really shouldn’t listen to me. I don’t know much. I don’t have a degree in physics. I don’t know how to lick my elbow and this is a video on finance but I’ve spent most of it talking about cockroaches and dog crap. Anyway, drum roll please… Bitcoin. That thing that Satoshi Nakomoto pumped out of his cerebral scrotum one cold lonely morning in January 2009. Who gives a monkey’s uncle you ask? That’s been around since Tom, Dick and Harry were having their shirts tucked in by Mummy before getting a swirly on the yellow bus on the way to school. Well let me ask you something… I bet you are really tired of the rhetorical questions now – aren’t you? Why do people buy gold? “Gold is the money of Kings” Norm Franz said. Here’s the thing about money though… You need to be able to take it with you without bringing an armoured vehicle and 7 ex-American Football players each armed to the teeth with Flak Jackets and 16 inch guns. Gold is about as portable as a Toddler about to get on an Easy Jet Flight. But that’s a bit of a problem right… how am I going to take it to the shop to buy my daily Starbucks Iced Frappe with whipped cream, caramel sauce and cinnamon shavings? No. Gold is for something else, it keeps your money safe from the eternal erosion from the most relentless force in the galaxy. Inflation. Let me explain this.. like I am talking to a three year old. The FED prints money, like a rabbit prints out furry companions. And every time a little furry companion emerges… it’s a little bit less special than the one before. “Hey! I like bunnies” Listen Dufus! I’m not talking about bunnies… I’m talking about cash. Your dosh is losing value because there is more of it. Look at this graph That’s right we are getting technical now Biznatches As supply increases prices fall… but when it comes to money the supply increase is money itself and the prices falling is the value of that money…. Music: dcuttermusic.com [Disclaimer] This video is for entertainment and potentially education purposes only. Please do not make financial decisions based on this video - I am not a financial advisor and none of this video constitutes financial advice. There are probably better sources of education than this though! I don't know how to invest or do investments.
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