Abandon House! How to Survive a Home Repair Fiasco
Claim This Podcastby Kenny & Shari Rudolph
Podcast Overview
<p>Abandon House! How to Survive a Home Repair Fiasco is a 10-episode limited series hosted by Kenny and Shari Rudolph. Come along for laughs, groans, and tears as they share their hilarious and harrowing home repair fiasco as adapted from the 3-part book series of the same name. Whether you're a homeowner drowning in renos or just love a good love story wrapped in duct tape and drywall dust, you'll find humor, heart, and hard-won wisdom. Each episode, the Rudolphs welcome a seasoned home repair expert to weigh in on what they could have done better, and provide advice for any fellow home renovators to take heed and avoid the pitfalls they fell victim to themselves. Ultimately, their journey proves that sometimes, a house falling apart can bring people closer together - but they’d really like to help you avoid that!</p><p>Abandon House! is produced by Jess Schmidt: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jessdoespodcasting.com/">https://www.jessdoespodcasting.com/</a></p><p>Our editor is Morgane Chambrin: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.morganechambrin.com/">https://www.morganechambrin.com/</a></p><p>The Abandon House! theme song was produced by Jeff Gerke with music and lyrics, vocals and guitar by Kenny Rudolph: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://abandonhousepod.com/">https://abandonhousepod.com/</a></p><p>Additional music graciously provided by Eden's Journal: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC28z4W9e04lGdr0GWL-DK2A">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC28z4W9e04lGdr0GWL-DK2A</a></p>
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Publishing Since
8/27/2025
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Recent Episodes
March 20, 2026
Episode 12: Where are they now?
<p>March 2021: After five years of leaks, pirates, and silver-tongued bandits, Kenny and Shari are finally dancing in their finished kitchen…and hot on their heels, two internet home-buying companies want to buy the Castle - SIGHT UNSEEN. Welcome to the bonus episode that wasn't supposed to exist, where you finally get to hear what happened next...</p><p>The real estate auction begins with the two iBuyers throwing out escalating offers. Four short days later, the Castle sells.</p><p>But just when the Rudolphs thought they were free from timelines, a new 90-day clock ticks off as they race to enter the hottest real estate market in Texas history. Exhausted and half checked-out on a Sunday night, they make a hail mary offer - and luck out on a house that matches their 90-day-get-out-of-California timeline perfectly.</p><p>The tightly orchestrated moving day arrives. A company that looked above board in the sales process arrives six hours late with an undersized truck, no inventory list, and a demand for a 20% premium payable by bank draft: cash only, take it or leave it. The Rudolph's belongings disappear for weeks, and when they finally arrive - mangled, missing, and late - they’re told to begin the arduous task of triplicate documentation for an insurance claim that will amount to almost nothing.</p><p>And then, finally: Texas. New friends, family close by, and Lily Von Schnauzer surviving coyotes, mountain lions, and brutal summers with enough attitude to send the wildlife packing.</p><p>As a full-circle moment to close out the series, Kenny and Shari introduce their current general contractor, Corey Brannon of <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://cbrannonconstruction.com/">C Brannon Construction</a> in Calgary, who represents everything their California experience was not.</p><p>Kenny, Shari, and Corey discuss:</p><ul><li>What it actually took to buy a house in Texas in 2021 - the letters, the earnest money, the above-asking offers, and the one thing that finally worked</li><li>The moving company playbook: how a respectable front, precise timing, and full transparency about your circumstances can sadly hand them all the leverage they need</li><li>Why they walked away from the money Lawyer RIP said was rightfully theirs (and why they don't regret it)</li><li>Borg’s hilarious and equally bumbling resurfacing</li><li>The three-step philosophy behind C Brannon Construction - collaborate, communicate, construct - and what it actually looks like when a GC does it right</li></ul><p>This podcast is the official companion to the book series of the same name Abandon House: How to Survive a Home Repair Fiasco. Book 1 is available wherever you buy books, and at this link: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.amazon.com/Abandon-House-Survive-Repair-Fiasco/dp/B0FJYRFYKT">https://www.amazon.com/Abandon-House-Survive-Repair-Fiasco/dp/B0FJYRFYKT</a></p><p>Abandon House! is produced by Jess Schmidt:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jessdoespodcasting.com/"> https://www.jessdoespodcasting.com/</a></p><p>Our editor is Morgane Chambrin:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.morganechambrin.com/"> https://www.morganechambrin.com/</a></p><p>The Abandon House! theme song and Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else were produced by Jeff Gerke with music and lyrics, vocals and guitar by Kenny Rudolph:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://abandonhousepod.com/"> https://abandonhousepod.com/</a></p><p>Additional music graciously provided by Eden's Journal:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC28z4W9e04lGdr0GWL-DK2A"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC28z4W9e04lGdr0GWL-DK2A</a></p>
March 6, 2026
Episode 11: The Great Escape
<p>February 2021 arrives with windows STILL held in by plastic sheeting and tape, a foreman with a sledgehammer and a grudge, and a renovation project that should have wrapped weeks ago. The Castle is close - so close - but Moreno isn't done making them earn it.</p><p>What follows is a week of compounding chaos: master bedroom windows measured and cut wrong, a two-week rush order, window screens delivered pristine but found mangled the next morning, an island that arrives oversized, and exterior window frames that are visibly, nakedly crooked.</p><p>And then, into all of this chaos, walks Juan Solo.</p><p>No crew. No assistant. Just one cabinet installer who sets up his tools, tells Moreno exactly what’s what, and gets to work. In a single day, Juan Solo accomplishes more than the Side Hustle crew has in weeks. Shari names it immediately: The Juan Solo Effect. Bottle it, and there'd never be a home repair fiasco again. But is it enough to get the Castle over the finish line?</p><p>Not one, but TWO unsolicited offers land in the Rudolph’s inbox from corporate real estate platforms wanting to buy the house sight unseen. But will there be a finished renovation to not look at?</p><p>GC Joe arrives for the final walkthrough sick, masked, and unexpectedly human. Moreno and all the other workers leave with cash tips in hand. The kitchen is finally, finally done. The Castle is theirs again.</p><p>In this kitchen, the Rudolphs dance.</p><p>Kenny and Shari discuss:</p><ul><li>What "The Juan Solo Effect" actually looks like in practice, and why it matters</li><li>The moment GC Joe became a real person</li><li>How thin margins, divided loyalties, and ego fuel the chaos inside renovation projects</li><li>Why documentation beats confrontation every time</li><li>Winter Storm Uri, and a Texas-sized disaster at Kenny's mom's house</li></ul><p>Next time: The Episode 12 encore. Did the Rudolphs take the offer? Did they move? Where are they now - and where is everyone else? Plus: they're back in the game, baby. A new project, chosen on purpose this time, with a crew they actually trust. Stay tuned, the happy ending is incoming!</p><p>This podcast is the official companion to the book series of the same name Abandon House: How to Survive a Home Repair Fiasco. Book 1 is available wherever you buy books, and at this link: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.amazon.com/Abandon-House-Survive-Repair-Fiasco/dp/B0FJYRFYKT">https://www.amazon.com/Abandon-House-Survive-Repair-Fiasco/dp/B0FJYRFYKT</a></p><p>Abandon House! is produced by Jess Schmidt:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jessdoespodcasting.com/"> https://www.jessdoespodcasting.com/</a></p><p>Our editor is Morgane Chambrin:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.morganechambrin.com/"> https://www.morganechambrin.com/</a></p><p>The Abandon House! theme song and Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else were produced by Jeff Gerke with music and lyrics, vocals and guitar by Kenny Rudolph:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://abandonhousepod.com/"> https://abandonhousepod.com/</a></p><p>Additional music graciously provided by Eden's Journal:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC28z4W9e04lGdr0GWL-DK2A">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC28z4W9e04lGdr0GWL-DK2A</a></p>
February 20, 2026
Episode 10: Madman Moreno, Treasure Hunter
<p>January 2021 arrives with the promise of a reset. The “Hard Five Week Plan” is officially underway, Borg is in the rearview, and Joe’s side-hustle crew is supposed to bring order to the Castle at last.</p><p>That optimism doesn’t last long.</p><p>Instead of steady progress, the Rudolphs get payment shakedowns, backordered materials, vanishing crews, and a foreman who treats accountability like a loose suggestion. Enter Madman Moreno: treasure hunter, driveway screamer, and master of the disappearing act (himself, brooms, whatever).</p><p>Deadlines stretch. Floors are installed wrong. Windows arrive the wrong size. Appliances are delayed and reordered. And just when it feels like things can’t get more surreal…Moreno raids the garage to detail his truck while the house sits unfinished.</p><p>What was pitched as a focused five-week sprint quietly mutates into something else entirely: a case study in what happens when thin margins, side hustles, and ego collide inside a live renovation.</p><p>And yet - still - the Rudolphs rise!</p><p>Kenny and Shari decide: no more shouting matches or impulsive threats; just firm boundaries, written plans, and a “contractor summit” to drag this project toward the finish line.</p><p>Kenny and Shari discuss:</p><ul><li>Why the “Hard Five Week Plan” unraveled almost immediately</li><li>What happens when your foreman is working two jobs — and lying about both</li><li>The compounding pressure of small mistakes</li><li>How thin profit margins fuel chaos in renovation projects</li><li>The difficult choice of documentation over confrontation</li><li>Finding resilience when the house (and the world) feel unstable</li></ul><p>Next time: The Great Escape. Can a team built on side hustles and shaky truths deliver a whole house? Will “Hard Week Five Six” finally deliver forward motion - or will the Castle demand another sacrifice before letting anyone leave?</p><p>This podcast is the official companion to the book series of the same name Abandon House: How to Survive a Home Repair Fiasco. Book 1 is available wherever you buy books, and at this link: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.amazon.com/Abandon-House-Survive-Repair-Fiasco/dp/B0FJYRFYKT">https://www.amazon.com/Abandon-House-Survive-Repair-Fiasco/dp/B0FJYRFYKT</a></p><p>Abandon House! is produced by Jess Schmidt:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jessdoespodcasting.com/"> https://www.jessdoespodcasting.com/</a></p><p>Our editor is Morgane Chambrin:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.morganechambrin.com/"> https://www.morganechambrin.com/</a></p><p>The Abandon House! theme song and Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else were produced by Jeff Gerke with music and lyrics, vocals and guitar by Kenny Rudolph:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://abandonhousepod.com/"> https://abandonhousepod.com/</a></p><p>Additional music graciously provided by Eden's Journal:<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC28z4W9e04lGdr0GWL-DK2A"> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC28z4W9e04lGdr0GWL-DK2A</a></p>
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- What is Abandon House! How to Survive a Home Repair Fiasco?
<p>Abandon House! How to Survive a Home Repair Fiasco is a 10-episode limited series hosted by Kenny and Shari Rudolph. Come along for laughs, groans, and tears as they share their hilarious and harrowing home repair fiasco as adapted from the 3-part book series of the same name. Whether you're a homeowner drowning in renos or just love a good love story wrapped in duct tape and drywall dust, you'll find humor, heart, and hard-won wisdom. Each episode, the Rudolphs welcome a seasoned home repair expert to weigh in on what they could have done better, and provide advice for any fellow home renovators to take heed and avoid the pitfalls they fell victim to themselves. Ultimately, their journey proves that sometimes, a house falling apart can bring people closer together - but they’d really like to help you avoid that!</p><p>Abandon House! is produced by Jess Schmidt: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jessdoespodcasting.com/">https://www.jessdoespodcasting.com/</a></p><p>Our editor is Morgane Chambrin: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.morganechambrin.com/">https://www.morganechambrin.com/</a></p><p>The Abandon House! theme song was produced by Jeff Gerke with music and lyrics, vocals and guitar by Kenny Rudolph: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://abandonhousepod.com/">https://abandonhousepod.com/</a></p><p>Additional music graciously provided by Eden's Journal: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC28z4W9e04lGdr0GWL-DK2A">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC28z4W9e04lGdr0GWL-DK2A</a></p> - How often does this podcast release new episodes?
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