Welcome to Absinthe Fathers, the podcast where Kyle and Andy sip through conversations about anything, everything and all the weirdness in between. Join two friends — and occasional guests — as they navigate life, fatherhood, pop culture, questionable choices and the constant quest to avoid becoming bad dads. Pour yourself a drink, pull up a chair and get ready to laugh, learn and shake your head in mild disbelief. Remember, parenting advice here is purely accidental.
Absinthe Fathers
Claim This Podcastby Kyle and Andy
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11 episodes
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Podcast Overview
Welcome to Absinthe Fathers, the podcast where Kyle and Andy sip through conversations about anything, everything and all the weirdness in between. Join two friends — and occasional guests — as they navigate life, fatherhood, pop culture, questionable choices and the constant quest to avoid becoming bad dads. Pour yourself a drink, pull up a chair and get ready to laugh, learn and shake your head in mild disbelief. Remember, parenting advice here is purely accidental.
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Publishing Since
7/24/2025
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Recent Episodes
November 6, 2025
Episode 10 - The Average Length of a Man
<p>We finally hit record again and immediately derail into Halloween chaos, Christmas lights, the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, dyslexia, British lit trauma and the eternal question: what is the actual average height and, uh, you know. It's peak Absinthe Fathers energy — dumb quizzes, sincere dad-life and bits that go way too far and somehow land anyway.</p>
October 9, 2025
Episode 9: My Owner Beats Me
<p>Andy gifts Kyle a children’s book with a very unfortunate title — “My Owner Beats Me” — and what follows is an unhinged, dramatic reading of a not-so-innocent dog story. From colon cleanse disasters to grocery shopping meltdowns, allergic cats and kids’ side hustles, the guys spiral into a mix of bodily regrets, domestic chaos and nostalgic dad talk.<br> <br>Plus, they try (and fail) to call their friend Cameron on his birthday, reminisce about Bo Burnham’s Inside and plot Andy’s midlife drift-car phase. It’s another wild, too-honest night with the Absinthe Fathers.</p>
October 2, 2025
Episode 8: Jordan Plugs His Butt
<p>Streamer chaos meets dad-life confessions. Andy and Kyle welcome their internet-degenerate friend Jordan for a rapid-fire hang about Twitch culture (subs vs. bits, “F***ed Up Friday,” Rocket League humbling), the cursed “six seven” meme invading elementary schools, and whether spanking actually works (spoiler: no). We also get Andy’s unbelievable armored-car “marksmanship” story and a P. Diddy trivia game that goes completely off the rails. It’s unfiltered, funny, occasionally heartfelt, and very… Absinthe Fathers.</p><p><strong>Guest:</strong> Jordan — nightly Twitch streamer and Rocket League masochist. Check him out at twitch.tv/jrdnnofficial</p>
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