Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.
Absolutely No Adventures
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Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.
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Recent Episodes
April 8, 2026
Pre-Season 3 Announcement
<p>Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026! </p> <p>Join our Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/ANAPod</a></p> <p>Support us on Kofi: <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">https://ko-fi.com/anapod</a><a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">https://ko-fi.com/anapod</a></p> <p>Explore Many Sided Media: <a href="https://www.manysidedmedia.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.manysidedmedia.com/</a></p>
February 12, 2026
Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge
<p>This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon!</p> <p><strong>Perils & Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark & Scary Places</strong></p> <p>Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before…</p> <p>This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf. </p> <p>CAST: </p> <p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abby_hep/" rel="nofollow">Abby Hepworth</a> as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket</p> <p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/" rel="nofollow">Bridgett Jeffries</a> as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls</p> <p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/danielle_radford/" rel="nofollow">Danielle Radford</a> as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows</p> <p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/shenuque/" rel="nofollow">Shenuque Tissera</a> as Ameera of Equine Hollows t</p> <p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/bflare42/" rel="nofollow">Brian Flaherty</a> as The Storyteller</p> <p><a href="https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/perils-princesses-a-fairy-tale-adventure-rpg" rel="nofollow">Buy Perils &amp; Princesses</a> or <a href="https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/sweet-revenge?_pos=1&_psq=sweet+revenge&_ss=e&_v=1.0" rel="nofollow">Sweet Revenge</a> and use code PERIL15 to get 15% off your order at <a href="http://tabletopbookshelf.com/" rel="nofollow">tabletopbookshelf.com</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/ManySidedMedia" rel="nofollow">Join our Patreon</a> to get access to bonus actual plays, cast talkbacks, original games, and more!</p> <p><a href="https://manysidednewsletter.substack.com/" rel="nofollow">Subscribe to The Many Sided Newsletter</a> for TTRPG articles and gaming news. </p> <p>CREDITS:</p> <p>Produced by <a href="https://x.com/morebluebs" rel="nofollow">Elliot Davis</a></p> <p>Editing and Sound Design by <a href="https://twitter.com/mrbrianflaherty" rel="nofollow">Brian Flaherty</a></p> <p>Theme Song by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/4ZNyRDoM6JnxoB0oAWataL?si=s7IJDHiiTXmJO7W-SER4Ig" rel="nofollow">BE/HOLD</a></p> <p>Produced by <a href="https://www.manysidedmedia.com/" rel="nofollow">Many Sided Media</a></p>
January 8, 2026
S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused
<p>In which Sig has a family reunion.</p> <p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes.</p> <p>Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p> <p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p> <p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p> <p>Support us on <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>
34 total episodes available with 7 transcripts
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