Absolutely Not
Hosted by Heather · Dear Media
4.9from 17,489 ratings
- 423
- Episodes
- 167
- Transcribed
- 17,489
- Ratings
- Weekly
- Cadence
- 2019
- First episode
- 2M
- YouTube views
About Absolutely Not
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
- Publisher
- Dear Media
- Category
- arts · comedy
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- No
- First episode
- 26 Jun 2019
- Latest episode
- 6 Nov 2026
Latest episodes
167 of 423 episodes have a transcript.
6 Nov 2026TRANSCRIPT
I Got Fat
4 Nov 2026TRANSCRIPT
Alien Invasion
28 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
Fruits of your Labor with Chelsea Handler
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I Got Fat
Published 6 Nov 2026 · Transcript excerpt
[…] I'm aware. So thank you so much. But we're going to do this together. And wait, let me go back to, so, you know, when I, I got really confident when I got, when I was on the GLP one and I've always been overly confident again, hence why I'm a cookie monster. And then I was like, I don't need this. […]
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- Chelsea Handler
- Jennifer Lawrence
- Cortney LaCorte
- Conor Wood
- Justin Sylvester
Reach and audience
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- YouTube views
- 1,537,461
- Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 4.9 / 5
- 13,934 ratings
- Spotify
- 4.9 / 5
- 3,555 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 86 / 100
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- Quality
- 95
- Social presence
- 0
- YouTube
- 93
- Engagement
- 100
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Who hosts Absolutely Not?
Heather host the show. Published by Dear Media.
How often do new episodes come out?
The show publishes weekly, based on its RSS feed.
Does Absolutely Not take guests?
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