Unscripted and unfiltered, Agnes & Leona is a podcast where two mildly funny women talk about life, death, and everything in between. The stories are always true... it’s what makes them funny.
Annnnnnnnnd, we're back. Yeah yeah, we know. It's been a while. All we can say is: 2020
But trust us, we're back with the same Statler & Waldorf vibes we always had, and the burning question: What in the ACTUAL fuck is "Farmcore". Apparently the hills are alive with terrible clothing, and we need to talk about it. Leona seems to think that the runway lands in the closet, whereas Agnes disagrees.
Also, there may or may not have been an incident where one of us shaved off half an eyebrow. It's ok. It's all in the name of "Fashion".
Oh, how we've missed you. Especially our forever faithful listeners in Germany. Sending virtual hugs from our grandmacore hearts.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/vincent/39-reasons-youre-grandmacore
#farmcore #cottagecore #grandmacore #fashion #nordstrom #homedepot #comedy #statlerandwaldorf #agnesandleona #eyebrowmalfunction #hugeingermany
17 Jul 2020
Etiquette: Ethel Cotton, Roosters, & Taupe
When you think of etiquette, you may think that Emily Post wrote the book. You're not wrong, but did you know that there's a WAY more hilariously offensive tome on the topic? Welcome to the Ethel Cotton Course on Conversation... and trust us, it's quite the conversation piece itself.
But even MORE exciting than this mid-century lesson in how to be deranged is the fact that we're joined by "the third one". The one who has lived so many of these adventures with us. The one who hates pants the most. We've escaped north, gathered our little coven together, and podcast to you from that undisclosed location where there are three pantless women cooking and brewing trouble. Meet Florence... Flo for short. The three of us dive into the world of Ethel, learn how to describe a cock in great detail, and Agnes gets real fired up about taupe... the color of giving up.
Also, we have a new name for you - our listeners. Henceforth, we shall refer to you as our "hearers". See, maybe Ethel wasn't all bad.
We're sorry if you're listening to this in a taupe room. Just close your eyes... it'll be ok.
https://www.architecturelab.net/what-is-taupe-color/
We're wondering if Martha Stewart knows about Ethel... in the mean time, you read up on what Emily's rules were:
https://www.marthastewart.com/1512296/you-can-thank-emily-post-for-these-rules-of-etiquette
10 Jul 2020
Thumbs: Sociopaths, Lavender & Obstinance.
If a serial killer has the best of intentions, is he really so bad? Dexter was likable enough... eh? Ok, settle down- no one is murdering people here. But plants... that's another story. This week we delve into the heart and mind of Agnes as she grapples with her crimes against plants. Leona has been trying to rehab her for years, but with mediocre results at best. It all boils down to one thing: obstinance. Or maybe it's "determined optimism!" either way, she's shouldn't be left alone with plants. But she means well... she really does. But then again, so did Dexter...
In case you have no idea who Dexter is: https://dexter.fandom.com/wiki/Dexter_(show)
It's not just Agnes. HGTV is obsessed too: https://www.hgtv.com/outdoors/flowers-and-plants/herbs/benefits-of-lavender
How to cope with Agnes and her stubbornness: https://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/12-ways-deal-with-stubborn-people-and-convince-them-listen.html
#podcast #agnesandleona #bestfriends #plantkiller #plantmurder #obstinant #stubborn #lavendergrowing #gardentips #makeyourgardengrow #deadtings #comedy #satire #andwereback #dexter #HGTV #growgood #lavenderfarm #onlythestrongsurvive #desertliving #planthospice
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