Welcome to Ahh You Scared Me!
Join old school friends Mike Woodhams and Katie Long as they dive headfirst into the dark, the grizzly, and the occasionally ridiculous world of horror cinema. Whether it’s the bone-chilling dread of Hereditary, the gore-soaked puzzles of Saw, or the... questionable physics of Sharknado, Mike and Katie are here to break it down so you don’t have to watch it alone.
From cult classics to B-movie madness, Ahh You Scared Me is the perfect companion for horror buffs and scaredy-cats alike. Grab your popcorn, lock the doors, and let’s get spooky.
"Someone in the back seat!"
In this hilarious and horror-filled episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie brave a stormy campus to dissect some of their favourite folklore and review the 1998 classic teen slasher Urban Legend. Directed by Jamie Blanks and written by Silvio Horta, this nostalgic '90s horror film turns campfire tales, folklore, and campus myths into a series of deadly, inventive murders.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long
Director: Jamie Blanks
Cast: Jared Leto, Alicia Witt, Rebecca Gayheart, Tara Reid, Michael Rosenbaum, Loretta Devine, Joshua Jackson
Podcast Segments
AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform an unnerving AI-generated scene titled "Flashing Lights," featuring Clara running on empty at a creepy gas station with an attendant who might be warning her—or trapping her.
The Scare-o-meter: The hosts score killer Brenda Bates on the scare-o-meter, debating her intense, piercing gaze and questionable motive before settling on a solid rating.
Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question the characters' survival logic—from ignoring screams after chanting Bloody Mary to returning to campus to start folklore urban legends all over again.
Folklore or Fact?: Mike puts Katie to the test with real-life bizarre tales, testing her knowledge on "Charlie No-Face," a deadly beehive hairdo spider nest, and eccentric millionaire ghost pranks.
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Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com (mailto:ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com) (Remember, that's "Ahh" with two H's!)
Note: This episode contains major spoilers, spirited debates on Joshua Jackson's acting versatility and proof that microwave urban legends are still deeply upsetting.
15 Sept 2026
Oh Pooh!: Brickin' in with WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY
"Oh, Bother!"
In this gory, honey-soaked episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie brave the 100 Acre Wood to review the viral 2023 British indie slasher, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey. Directed by Rhys Frake-Waterfield, this low-budget horror reimagines A.A. Milne’s beloved childhood classic into a feral, blood-drenched nightmare that sparked the "Poohniverse."
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long
Director: Rhys Frake-Waterfield
Cast: Nikolai Leon, Maria Taylor, Craig David Dowsett, Chris Cordell
Podcast Segments
AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform a tense, atmospheric AI script where Alex corners—or is cornered by—a guttural, raspy Winnie-the-Pooh with a booming, ravenous appetite for human meat instead of honey.
The Scare-o-meter: The hosts break down the sheer brutality of the kills, measuring Pooh and Piglet's visceral rampage against their goofy rubber masks.
Why Did They Do That?: Mike calls out Christopher Robin's sheer audacity for abandoning dependent hybrid creatures, leaving them to starve, and then proudly bringing his new wife back to the crime scene years later.
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Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @AhhYouScaredMePodcast
Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com (mailto:ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com) (Remember, that's "Ahh" with two H's!)
Next Week: Check the back seat and don't flash your headlights! We’re heading to Pendleton College to dissect campus folklore and killer parkas in the 1998 teen slasher classic, Urban Legend!
Note: This episode contains major spoilers and questionable Winnie-the-Pooh dad jokes.
2 Sept 2026
Connect The Cuts: Exorcising THE DEVIL INSIDE
"Connect the Cuts!"
In this spine-chilling and hilariously candid episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie travel to the Vatican to review the notorious 2012 supernatural found-footage horror film, The Devil Inside. Directed by William Brent Bell, this divisive box-office hit blends documentary realism, multiple demonic possessions, and one of the most abrupt, infuriating endings in modern horror cinema.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long
Director: William Brent Bell
Cast: Fernanda Andrade, Simon Quarterman, Evan Helmuth, Suzan Crowley
Podcast Segments
AI Script Time: Mike and Katie tackle a surprisingly dramatic, AI-generated rogue exorcism script featuring Isabella and Father Ben
The Scare-o-meter: Weighing pure viewing spooks against the sheer dread of being in the room, the hosts score the multiple-demon terror an official 8 out of 10.
Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question why Michael prioritised turning on his car GoPros over stopping an out-of-control vehicle, and how anyone casually walked out of that chaotic baptism scene.
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Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @AhhYouScaredMePodcast (https://www.google.com/search?q=https://www.instagram.com/AhhYouScaredMePodcast)
Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com (mailto:ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com) (Remember, that’s "Ahh" with two H’s!)#
Next Episode: Oh, bother... We're heading into the 100 Acre Wood as childhood memories get brutally butchered in Rhys Frake-Waterfield's viral 2023 slasher, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey!
Note: This episode contains strong language, adult themes, spoilers galore, deep debates on sleep postures, and proof that nobody should rely on a defunct promotional website to finish a movie.
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