Alexine Cleans: Barely Fiction

About Alexine Cleans: Barely Fiction

Along with her own financial chaos, Amy Sharp had a 14 year old son hellbent on trying every street drug he could find. In an attempt to save her sanity, she started writing a story about the inner world of a woman like herself, living on the BC coast while her reality rippled and rolled._______ A year later, she had a professionally edited 93,000 word manuscript. After more twists and turns, she got a grant from Canada Media Fund to create the first episode in video.______ Alexine's sex positive story is heavy on grit, light on vanilla, peppered with F-bombs and a few juicy sex scenes. The purpose of the project is to uplift working class women over 40, not just moms but all those everyday heroes of every colour, through levity and examples of strength. _____ Written, narrated and produced by Amy Sharp https://alexinereads.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) _______ Reviews: It was over too quickly, left me wanting to hear more. I love it. - Natasha | Delightful Doula. ____ That was great - congratulations - your sense of humour is wonderful - good luck with this - Wayne | Happy Grandpa. ____ Alexine Cleans will leave you in stitches! Her brazen honesty and unabashed inner-dialogue is like a refreshing drink from a cold glacial stream. Her humanity shines through and reminds us that there is beauty and humour in the every day moments. - Alix K. | Tough City Sister.____ More reviews that are specifically for the video version of Episode 1 which has the same audio as the podcast: --link to that YouTube vid in this podcast's Episode 1 show notes-- _____ It’s so cute and funny and unexpected. The formatting is like nothing I’ve ever seen before, gives it a bit of a live-comic book feeing to it. This is truly innovative and super original and fun. - Tessa N. | Acupuncturist & hawt momma.____ Alexine is a transparently honest, ribald romp of an experience that not one woman who has either been there or almost been there should miss. Whether you can relate or not, this book brings the reader into the mighty fold of a bright, witty woman being real on a level like no one else can claim. And it's animated with sound! Best kind of vicarious cleaning fun you can have in your own comfy armchair life. You'll wish Alexine was your best friend. -Marcine P. | Badass, Vilcabamba Ecuador.____ You have a great way to tell a story, very appealing! I love the illustrations; you guys sure worked out some kick ass eye catchers! -Zane S. | Broadcaster, Vancouver Island._____ I am stoked to see your project realized, it is so good and true and raw! I also see this being a great basis for a dramady-sitcom, with a lot of banging flashbacks, maybe a web series? -Colin R. | dog lover_____ The first chapter of Alexine Cleans was funny, witty, and intriguing. The visuals are something I've never seen before and they were awesome! It's inspiring to hear her story and I can't wait to watch the rest! - Chantal S | superstar

Publisher

Amy Frahm Sharp

Category

comedy · fiction · society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

29 Jul 2023

Latest episode

2 Dec 2024

Latest episodes

12 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   2 Dec 2024

   12. Legit Cleaning Tips

   Alexine Cleans shares her unfiltered takes on cleaning, hair care, and more, offering surprisingly insightful tips and tricks along the way.

2. 

   2 Dec 2024

   11. The Reverend, Liquid Cocaine & Nourishing Deodorant

   Alexine Cleans and her friend Sheen, a rockabilly enthusiast, discuss body positivity and female empowerment while navigating a day of cleaning in a hungover state.

3. 

   2 Dec 2024

   10. Podcasts & Dog Fuckers

   Alexine Cleans shares her candid thoughts on American podcasts, dog ownership, and her frustrations as a cleaning company employee, questioning her career choices.

4. 

   6 Jan 2024

   9. Turd Talk & Shoulder Sex

   Alexine tells us more than we want to know about her should pain relief and having a 'moment' on a massage table. Her love for dog breasts, yes, dog breasts. And we hear about the first time she took her 14 year old son Harvey to the hospital after a  reaction to his latest drug of choice. SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat,  and Freesound.org; Specifically: innominatus, ertfelda, tourismandhospitality Credit: Fresh bowl, Ally McBeal Turtle head, Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Family Feud and Aubrey Sharp as Harvey Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) ... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw)

5. 

   6 Jan 2024

   8. Cold Concrete & a Furtive Hubby

   Alexine introduces us to a couple of cleans in luxury homes; one is stark and cold, the other is cluttered and cozy. She compares her pained body to the ladies of these grand properties. She finds friendship with Cairo, the family dog, even if her shoulders pay the price. SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat,  and Freesound.org; Specifically: zaku18, matrixxx. Credit: eerie choir, 2001: Space Odyssey stay on target, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Marge groan, The Simpsons Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) ... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw)

6. 

   2 Jan 2024

   7. The Fall of the Bigfoot Believer & Welfare Tupperware

   Alexine reflects on what exactly ruined the perfect bulge, that whole soul mate idea and yet another level of self care. The likelihood of a 'lipless wonder'...  is that even possible?!? Oh and ball trimmers... I used a few seconds of Capricho Arabe by Nylon Bliss and added the entire song at the end of the episode because it's incredible and you will LOVE it! SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat,  and Freesound.org; Specifically: knightof chaos, shesaystv,  reitanna, erokia, hardwareshaba. Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) ... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw)

7. 

   24 Sept 2023

   4. MILFs & Something Wonderful

   Alexine gets real about body image, Facebook dating, sexual attraction and arousal when you're over 50. And yes, that's Bigfoot serving her and her coffee date... check it out! Again, brace yourself! Artlist music: Temperatura - Yarin Primak Northern Lights - Borden Lulu Think About Lights - Ben Fox Afterparty - Balloon Planet SFX: Zapsplat, Artlist, freesound.org, moviesounds.org Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) ... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw)

8. 

   24 Sept 2023

   6. Rad Fluid & the Sprinkler Head

   Alexine shares her current car woes, looks back on childhood beaters and wonders whether or not backyard mechanics need penises or not. This episode's artwork shows her in her home away from home; ready to launch a wad of what? And you'll find out about her handy friend who now sports a penis. Wow, that's a lot of penises in an episode description. Credit: The Princess Bride movie Artlist Music: Magnify - Aves Pour Me a Cup of That - Novembers Love on the Dance Floor - WEARETHEGOOD SFX: Artlist, Zapsplat, freesound.org Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) ... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw)

9. 

   24 Sept 2023

   5. The Cheddar Lover & the Cretan

   Alexine has a tasty experience while cruising the deli section. She tells you about some of the wide variety of characters that she cleans for. And oh, then there's Apollo... just wait til you hear about him! Credit: What What - Brick City Kids How Do You Want It - 2Pac I'm Alright - Mop Top Street Dreams - Nas Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg - performed by Richard Cheese Artlist Music: Mojave Sojourn - Stephen Beddall Hot Sunset - Tony Peterson Good Vibes Only - Balloon Planet SFX: Zapsplat, Artlist, Three Stooges Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) ... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw)

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    29 Jul 2023

    3. Enter Scrappy Coco

    This episode takes you from The Zohan to Joey Diaz to The Revenant... Find out about Alexine's humble digs, her beloved old dog and her love of getting crafty! Learn more about her son Harvey and his own story telling skills. <<<if you listened to this episode (#3) on Spotify and you're wondering where #2 is, then Spotify still doesn't like the censored version of the artwork. Follow this link (https://youtu.be/R0qLXBy2z34?si=W-BH5uKzNqNPQccS) to the YouTube vid OR find it on Apple podcasts, ListenNotes, Deezer, Pocket Casts, Podchaser, Player FM, and it should show up on iHeart radio and Alexa / TuneIn any day.>> Credit: Don't Mess With The Zohan Joey Diaz - A Santeria Prediction - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored Joey Diaz on Joe Rogan Experience Short Artlist music: Autumn Waves -  REX BANNER Still Got The Fuse - RAN RAITEN Cool Cats - FAMILY KUSH Keeping Routine - RAN RAITEN Everlasting Flower - DaniHaDani SFX: Zapslat Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) ... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw)

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    29 Jul 2023

    2. Hairy Johns (censored image)

    This episode takes you from sex toys to YouTuber Angry Grandpa to big fat buds... Alexine is tantalized by her friend's tasty sex life while she plows on through her new 'career' choice. She eludes to her son and his choices of YouTubers. You can view the visual / video version of this episode here (https://youtu.be/R0qLXBy2z34). You will need to sign into your YouTube account and confirm that you are 18+ because of this episode's artwork, Brad Collins' cheeky cowgirl. In fact, the image is so risqué that Spotify removed this episode because of it! I added the CENSORED label and resubmitted; hopefully that change will allow it to be listed on Spotify. Reviews from the video (same audio as podcast): Love it️️. Thanks for putting it into words -- Lela P. | Airbnb superstar Absolutely hilarious! Good job! -- Karen A. | F&B OG Some real nitty grittys in here. I like it! Lookin forward to the next episode. -- Darius K. | ultimate frisbee fool Another great chapter! Moving along nicely and I can't wait to see where this goes! Great story development! -- Zane S. | broadcaster Vancouver Island Artlist music: Gotta Keep Goin - MILANO Take It Home - TY SIMON Taste Of Freedom - S BEDDALL Get Over It - LIGHTBOYS Angel Disco - REX BANNER Rio - SERGE QUADRADO Aura - MAGIKSOLO Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) ... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw)

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    29 Jul 2023

    1. Slap of Reality

    This episode takes you from Dexter's Doakes to Suicidal Tendencies to penny pinching... Alexine gets fired from her management job and starts a not-so-glamourous chapter of her life on the beautiful BC coast. #makemoistgreatagain A YouTube video of this first episode was created thanks to a grant from Canada Media Fund / TeleFilm. You can view the visual / video version of this episode here (https://youtu.be/tY5IL--ANKw). .... <<<if you listened to this episode (#1) on Spotify and you're wondering why the next one is #3, not #2, then Spotify still doesn't like the censored version of the artwork. Follow this link (https://youtu.be/R0qLXBy2z34?si=W-BH5uKzNqNPQccS) to the YouTube vid OR find it on Apple podcasts, ListenNotes, Deezer, Pocket Casts, Podchaser, Player FM, and it should show up on iHeart radio and Alexa / TuneIn any day.>> Reviews for the video version (same audio as this podcast) :____ OMG, I just totally enjoyed your video! Can't wait for the next and I hope your snatch is fine! LOL -- Shelley F. | lawn mowing horse woman Congratulations on producing a really unique, relevant and entertaining piece. I look forward to the rest of them! -- Claudia M. | filmmaker/writer/educator/visual artist Alexine is a transparently honest, ribald romp of an experience that not one woman who has either been there or almost been there should miss. Whether you can relate or not, this book brings the reader into the mighty fold of a bright, witty woman being real on a level like no one else can claim. And it's animated with sound! Best kind of vicarious cleaning fun you can have in your own comfy armchair life. You'll wish Alexine was your best friend. -- Marcine P. | Badass, Vilcabamba Ecuador Artlist musicians: Gotta Keep Goin' - MILANO Free Fallin - TY SIMON Memory - MAGIKSOLO The Bounce - BEN FOX Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw) ... (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw)

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Spotify

4.8 / 5

4 ratings

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Guest appearances

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