All My Maidens

About All My Maidens

Welcome to All My Maidens, an Elden Ring lore podcast. Have you ever played 100 hours of Elden Ring and then thought, wow. I have no idea what the heck this game is about? Well, join award winning game writer Aysha U. Farah as she invites various friends and confidants to come on and Explain Elden Ring to her. What is an Elden Ring, anyway? What makes it elden? Who are the Tarnished? Why do a bunch of guys have weird horns on their faces? Who is that dude made of roots? Answer all these questions and more, right here!

Publisher

Aysha U. Farah

Category

leisure

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

13 Apr 2025

Latest episode

4 Mar 2026

Latest episodes

21 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   4 Mar 2026

   Episode 17 - Dung Eater

   This week we're joined by Jonny from the Culture Dumpster podcast to discuss a very gross man, the Loathsome Dung Eater himself. Topics include: eating ass, politics corner, a revisiting of Aysha's 'the Greater Will is white people' thesis, and whether it would be worse to suffer forever or for everyone to be dead.

2. 

   6 Feb 2026

   BONUS - Alan Wake

   This month on the bonus feed we are diving into the woods along with AJ of the Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast and cinematic director John Stauder to discuss Remedy Entertainment's fever dream of a series Alan Wake. Topics include: terrible birds, the unbearable cringe of being a writer, maturing along with your stories, Thomas Zane, bullshit discourse, and our newest podcast character, The Larian Pervert. Find the full episode on Patreon!

3. 

   2 Feb 2026

   Episode 16 - Iji, Blaidd, and Selivus

   This week Aysha sits down with Trevor Strunk of the No Cartridge podcast to discuss Iji, Blaidd, and Selivus, or the Ranni Boys. Topics include: Miyazaki's famous parables, Handsome Wolf Men, the open-ended nature of Fromsoft questlines, fanfiction corner, Lore (tm), and Miquella as an ancient anime dragon.

Who has been a guest on All My Maidens

Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.

• Brian
• Sam Oguma
• James Wright
• Jacob
• Kevin Vibert

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

5 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 18 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

4

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

81

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