All Talk No Jeans is co-hosted by married couple Nick and Alyssa alongside occasional guests who contribute humorous stories and great content about topics we were going to talk about anyway.
Nick and Alyssa have been married for over 14 years and have two young children.
There are a few loose rules we follow, no jeans allowed, even jeggings because they're a gateway jean. The conversation will derail often, embrace it. We are not a factual podcast but occasionally know random facts. Alyssa will make song references when possible. We also break our own rules somehow occasionally.
We're here to share stories from childhood through now, make our listeners laugh, and shine a little light through the dark dreary world we live in. Put on your comfy pants and tune in for All Talk No Jeans.
What happens when home improvement goes horribly wrong? Apparently, you end up with a lot of stories. 😂This week on All Talk, No Jeans, Nick and Alyssa dive into some truly ridiculous construction fails, DIY disasters, and home improvement nightmares.
Nick shares the time he accidentally drove a wooden push stick THROUGH his hand while woodworking. And somehow, that's only the beginning.From plumbing disasters that flooded the house to a roofing company that really should have known better, we're sharing our own questionable decisions alongside hilarious stories from friends and family.We also discover that construction projects and common sense don't always go hand in hand.🛠️ In this episode:
A woodworking accident that left a permanent scar
Australian chickens defeating a poorly constructed enclosure
Plumbing mistakes and unexpected indoor waterfalls
A flying chain hook and other family construction mishaps
A roofing job that turned into a nightmare
Furnace repairs and unwanted houseguests
Have a construction fail of your own? Tell us in the comments! We might feature your story in a future episode.If you enjoy random conversations, ridiculous stories, and a husband-and-wife podcast where almost nothing is off-limits, subscribe and join us!🎙️ All Talk, No Jeans
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12 Oct 2026
The Gagisode
🎙️ The Gagisode | All Talk, No Jeans
WARNING: This episode may trigger your gag reflex. You've been warned. 🤢
This week on All Talk, No Jeans, we're diving headfirst into some of the most disgusting, stomach-turning, and downright hilarious stories we've ever shared.
We asked you to send us your best gag-worthy experiences, and boy, did you deliver! From parenting disasters to unfortunate travel experiences, we're exploring the moments that make you question whether laughing or throwing up is the appropriate response.
But it's not all bodily fluids and bad decisions! We're also talking about our inexplicably large collection of Ortega taco sauce, some exciting changes to the podcast, and what's coming next for our Patreon supporters.
Grab your headphones, put down your lunch, and prepare yourself for THE GAGISODE!
🎧 All Talk, No Jeans: We discuss things we were going to talk about anyway.
💬 Join the conversation! What's the grossest thing you've ever experienced? Share your stories in the comments!📧 Email us: alltalknojeans@gmail.com
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5 Oct 2026
77 - Diet Coke Is Battery Acid & Other Strong Opinions
We came into this episode with six beverages, no McDonald’s breakfast, and apparently a LOT of opinions.
This week we’re ranking and cranking energy drinks, reminiscing about childhood camping trips, responding to listener comments, discussing the surprisingly massive size of Australia, and eventually arriving at one of our strongest shared convictions: Diet Coke tastes like battery acid.
We also discover that zero-sugar soda and diet soda actually ARE different, which means this episode accidentally contains factual information. Please don’t get used to it.
It’s another episode of All Talk, No Jeans, where we discuss things we were gonna talk about anyway.
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