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- 2024
- First episode
About Allow Me to Convince You
A competition between two sisters. Each episode contains: one topic, six cases/arguments/offerings, one debate, one bin and one winner!
- Publisher
- Eli Reed, Bethan Leech
- Category
- comedy · society & culture
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 17 Feb 2024
- Latest episode
- 15 Jun 2025
Latest episodes
19 episodes in the feed.
15 Jun 2025
*BONUS* Basic Concepts I Don't Understand
Hosts Beth and Eli hilariously dissect and openly admit their lack of understanding of basic concepts, providing listeners with relatable and humorous content.
4 Nov 2024
Craziest Teacher Confessions ft. Rach
We are so pleased to introduce our hilarious friend and brilliant teacher, Rach, as our special guest judge in this episode! It is a truth universally acknowledged that teachers have the funniest, craziest and most embarrassing work stories of all the professions out there. And if it is not universally acknowledged, it should be, as we all know at least one teacher (if we are not one ourselves) and we have all heard the crazy sh*t they get up to! So in this episode, we have cherry-picked our favourites from our lives, our friends and beyond for your listening pleasure and I guarantee you will not be disappointed! Expect fake-injury pranks gone wrong, innocent year 7s screaming obscenities, questionable pilgrimages on school grounds and the First Christmas Tree of the Zombie Apocalypse. Enjoy! Got a teacher confession for us? Agree with this week's winner? Get in touch! Comment on our posts, leave us a message/voice note on our website. www.allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou TikTok: @amtcypod Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6
20 Oct 2024
*Halloween Special* Haunted House Fails ft. Clare Trotman
This episode features a lover of horror and all things spooky, our original no.1 fan and wonderful sister, Clare Trotman! Ever been into a haunted house attraction and the fear has taken over? What did you do?? What are the craziest stories you have heard from haunted house scare actors? Nothing is sacred or safe in this episode as we delve in to some spooky and down-right disgusting Halloween madness, from wardrobe disasters to buildings destroyed. Your stories will pale in comparison! ...or will they?! Send us your Halloween-fails and let us know if you agree with this weeks winner - comment on our posts, leave us a message/voice note on our website. As always, thank you to our listeners for getting in touch with your own stories, please keep sending them our way as we LOVE to read them and share them! www.allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou TikTok: @amtcypod Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6
6 Oct 2024
Seriously Useless Inventions
How often are inventions totally useless? And what is the difference between a useless invention and one that is unnecessary but GREAT? In this episode, we introduce a string of brilliant to ridiculous creations involving sea monkeys, time pieces, Nicholas Cage's face and more. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Listen along to discover a way you never knew existed... Let us know if you agree with this weeks winner - comment on our posts, or leave us a message/voice note on our website. As always, thank you to our listeners for getting in touch with your own stories, please keep sending them our way as we LOVE to read them and share them! www.allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou TikTok: @amtcypod Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6
22 Sept 2024
Hotel Horror Stories
Guess who's back... AMTCY for Season 2! With more laughs, spats and chats than ever before! Our first episode explores the creepy, to the gross, to the downright bizarre. We have gathered our favourite horror stories from hotels, hostels and B&Bs for you to enjoy. Ever felt like someone was watching you sleep? How many porcelain dolls is too many porcelain dolls in your hotel? And does one spider always lead to another? Let us know if you agree with this weeks winner - comment on our posts, or leave us a message/voice note on our website. As always, thank you to our listeners for getting in touch with your own stories, please keep sending them our way as we LOVE to read them and share them! www.allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou TikTok: @amtcypod Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6
18 Aug 2024
*BONUS* The Day I Should Have Been Fired ft. Nigel Reed
This bonus episode is all about those career-ending moments in your life, horrific for you... but excellent material for us! We have the greatest honour of introducing our dad, Nigel Reed, to the podcast to be our first official guest and (most importantly) an unbiased third party who will be our judge and jury at ranking stage - finally, a way out of our deadlocks! From losing it live on air to e-mailing the unthinkable to all 2000 of your coworkers, this episode is full of hysterical career-lows - guaranteed to make you feel better about your own personal work blunders. Hosted with our first live audience. Warning: this episode features extreme toilet-humour ...and a dead animal. Do you have an epic day-you-should-have-got-fired story for us you would like to share?? Get in touch! Leave us a message or voice note on our website: www.allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou TikTok: @amtcypod Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6
26 May 2024
Panic-Inducing Predators
What animal gives you the heebie-jeebies? What predators do you think are the deadliest? In this episode we debate the creepiest of all creatures great and small. Listen along and decide for yourself whether the Lord God should have made them all... Which animal do you think is the most panic-inducing? Get in touch! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6 Credits: Slow Loris - https://shorturl.at/KO7Ki / Honey Badger - https://shorturl.at/M75lY / Tongue-Eating Parasite - https://shorturl.at/VZAGY / http://www.legit.ng/
20 May 2024
Who are we? #AMTCYPOD
Welcome to Allow Me to Convince You! We are your hosts, the fabulous Reed sisters, and we're so excited to become your new favourite podcast! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6
12 May 2024
Too British To Function
What makes a Brit 'too British to function'? Is it our intense desire to please / not offend anyone, even if it is a massive inconvenience to ourselves? Is it anything to avoid an awkward interaction? And is it actually politeness or are we just crippled by our sky-high standards of social etiquette? Join us for an episode of your funniest, most embarrassing moments with strangers, from accidentally impersonating another profession to hairdressing disasters. We promise you, this episode does not disappoint! Listen and find out whether your story is featured... Got a better one for us? Get in touch! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6 Credits: Very British Problems, u/albowonderer, u/fit_cicada7954, Amymasoncomedy, gpurcell, Emma, G, Lil
28 Apr 2024
Worst Birthday Surprises
Ever had a birthday surprise gone wrong? Or just had a bad birthday?? This episode is full of sad, sad situations but ones we hope the authors are (mostly) able to laugh about now! Featuring unlucky pets, full-frontal nudity, the police and fake disappearances - this episode has some truly tragic/hilarious stories. Listen and find out whether your story is featured... Got a better one for us? Get in touch! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6 Credits: u/johnbarrymore2013, u/BLACKMACH1NE, u/rEckoning833, u/AwesomeSmiths, u/cat_gato_neko, u/shinyquest1, u/pm_me_ur_cleavage, www.oddee.com
14 Apr 2024
Worst Travel Stories
What makes a good BAD travel story? Bodily functions gone wrong abroad? Utter humiliation in front of a crowd?? In this episode we explore your travel stories from the pretty rubbish to the truly mortifying, flying the unexpected heights of Bolivia to floundering in the Adriatic Sea. Listen and find out whether your story is featured... Got a better one for us? Get in touch! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6 Credits: Saucy_Susan51 A finally huge thank you to everyone who shared their stories with us.
1 Apr 2024
Surprising Turn-Ons
Uniforms? Bond Girls? Men in Regency clothing? What tickles your fancy? Leave your thoughts of wet-shirted Darcys and gyrating Tatums at the door as we explore the weird and wonderful world of surprising turn-ons, from knife-skills to naval play. What turn-on surprised you the most? Tell us your thoughts and what unusual fancies float your boat on our social media below! *NB: This episode is sexually explicit* Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6 Credits: Vice.com (https://shorturl.at/mouS9) *Anecdotes remain anonymous for this episode*
18 Mar 2024
Craziest Celebrity Splurges
What has been your craziest impulse buy? Your biggest splurge? What WOULD you buy if you had unlimited wealth? In this episode, we have found some super extra things you can buy if you had that dollar. From crystal bathing to some epic fossils, some spend on their pets while others just want to look damn cool and why hell not?? No pockets in a shroud! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6 Credits: Medium.com / guestofaguest.com / wegotthiscovered.com / oprah.com / Evening Standard - Lady Gaga https://rb.gy/g8ohlu / The Guardian - Nicholas Cage https://rb.gy/jcj2tc
11 Mar 2024
Shocking Human Body Facts
Two people who have no clinical expertise or background discuss the human body as if they have PhDs... In this episode we are spouting off old myths as facts and showing off how little we do actually know about the human body. Join us as we discover new 'facts'; from DNA to baby teeth and our amazing brain! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6 Credits: www.visualcapitalist..com / Eve by Cat Bohannon / Dr Lindsey Fitzharris Twitter
4 Mar 2024
Funniest First Dates
What has been your funniest first date? Care to share?? Everyone knows first dates are awkward as arse and in this episode we delve into some of the most cringeworthy out there. What is your wolf chat like? Does appearance actually matter? How close is TOO close to your relatives? Listen to find out who is crowned the winner in Funniest First Dates! Please share your own experiences and you may be featured in future follow-up episodes... Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter / X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely drop a comment! Music by Neon Beach Credits: Anon from Victoria, BC / Midnightfirehuntress / Throwaway_bfgift / Bronwyn Roberts / Daniel Etheridge / KP Momma / gustydragon / Sedore93 / Tahab_1 / lastfirstdate.com / highlifenorth.com
26 Feb 2024
Weirdest World Records
Have you ever broken or attempted to break a record? What is the weirdest world record you have heard of? In this episode, we scour the internet (mainly the Guinness World Record website) for the craziest records currently held and compete to win the top spot for the absolute Weirdest. This episode features armpits, hamburgers, cyborgs and more! Please share your own experiences and you may be featured in future follow-up episodes... Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely drop a comment! Credits: https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito https://dynamicitems.tripod.com/records_humanbody_againstallodds.htm https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeDYxN8V/ Music by Neon Beach
19 Feb 2024
Urban Legends
What scary stories were you told as a child? Did you believe them like Eli?? In this episode we explore urban legends and our love for the creepy and the freaky. We debate gross-out spider legends, haunted paintings and conspiracy theories and argue over who should be crowned this week's winner of the Freakiest Urban Legend. Do you agree with our ranking? Let us know! And, of course, we'd love to hear any scary stories/legends you were told growing up - you may be featured in future follow-up episodes! Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely drop a comment! Credits: https://www.silvermushroom.com/5-scariest-unexplained-urban-legends-youll-ever-read/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avril_Lavigne_replacement_conspiracy_theory Music by Neon Beach
18 Feb 2024
1* Restaurant Reviews
Ever left a bad review for a restaurant? Or been tempted? This week we share all manner of dining sins, from lost orders to an extra helping of unwanted creatures. In order to be crowned winner this episode, we scoured the internet to find the most entertaining 1* reviews. Do you agree with our ranking? Let us know! And, of course, please share your tales from front or back of house or as a customer and you may be featured in future follow-up episodes... Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely drop a comment! Music by Neon Beach
17 Feb 2024
Biggest Icks / Worst Habits
What is your biggest ick? What is your partner's worst habit?? This week we discuss our own icks and habits competing to win the Worst Overall. From biting toenails to letting rip in bed, listen along and let us know whether you agree! And, of course, please share/shame your partner's/friends'/siblings' bad habits or your own biggest icks and you may be featured in future follow-up episodes... Email: contactus@allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely drop a comment! Credits: Snoozebuttonlover / RG90184 Music by Neon Beach
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- Spotify
- 5.0 / 5
- 11 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 23 / 100
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- YouTube
- 0
- Engagement
- 51
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