the almost living podcast is full of brain rot, unpopular opinions, and undeniable wisdom. kaylynn, your host, leads you through the dark and twisted cave that is her mind. watch your step. it's dark and there's glitter!!!
I run my mouth about the ethics of instagram accounts for children, mutual discourse, privacy violations for online content and frustrating interactions with strangers.
18 Jul 2026
i am not old
in this episode I chat about making myself nic sick, frustrations regarding my younger coworkers who think I'm unc, a podcast host spotting, the world cup and Taylor Swift's boonk ass wedding.
2 Jul 2026
misogyny via instagram reels
i talk about pride weekend, how picky eaters are corny, ned fulmer, and the most infuriating instagram reel i've seen to date.
20 Jun 2026
jobless behavior
i yap about almost drowning at the beach, funny work encounters, my first double feature and jobless behavior.
13 Jun 2026
the HR roommate
i talk about my HR roommate. and lena dunham. and the backrooms.
23 Mar 2026
stranded in bushwick on oscars night
i yap about destroying my computer, being stranded in buschwick, secret lives of mormon wives, and other pop culture!
also edited the audio on this ( finally, i know) and there’s a memo in front of the audio promoting the site. i could not edit it out because i destroyed my computer and doing anything on a phone is nearly impossible so ya. hope the audio is easier to bear.
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12 Mar 2026
capitalism killed my toes
I run my mouth about how capitalism is ruining my feet, doechii may be right about cats, and celebrity culture is stupid.
4 Mar 2026
it's the grind
in this episode i chat about working 50+ hours a week, jacob elordi and his big body, the plastic surgery crisis, and tyra banks being evil. i missed y'all!
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21 Nov 2025
dopamine maxing
i talk about halloweekend and my struggles with dopamine addiction.
links n things
youtube
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16 Oct 2025
the cheating life of a showgirl
i talk about cheating and taylor swift. yep that’s it! lol.
links n things
youtube
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1 Oct 2025
goth baddies and ai
i chat about some albums i’ve listened to recently, lana del rey’s husband, goth baddies and ai slop.
links n things
youtube
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personal instagram
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23 Sept 2025
back sleeping and confrontation
i gab about thrifting etiquette, back sleeping, piercing woes and why i’m aggressive to men.
also i pressed a button on my $20 amazon microphone around the 50 minute mark that caused an insane echo. so i hope you thoroughly enjoy that as much as i did listening to this back.
links n things
youtube
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personal instagram
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16 Sept 2025
real podcast enjoyer | ep 1
i chat about my true love for podcasts, becoming a morning person, ADD, and recent scary movies i’ve seen.
links n things
youtube
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podcast instagram
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personal instagram
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26 Mar 2025
depression is so 2015
awkward encounters at work, covid, unsolicited gym advice from men, and being annoyed with my own depression.
7 Mar 2025
war is over
updates on the job hunt, train performers, littering, self taught braces, and dealing with men telling me to smile.
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28 Feb 2025
i wish a man would
getting laid off from my job, modeling go-sees, sobriety, and laughing at shitty weddings.
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21 Feb 2025
i’m beefing with drake
the new drake album sucks, an unfortunate rant about beyoncé’s ticket prices, no pregnancies allowed, and awful facebook AI recipes.
LINKS
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16 Feb 2025
put the pot down.
tolerance breaks are good for the soul, i wish i was an athlete and sza sang live?!?
7 Feb 2025
the nyc episode
take a shot for every time i say um. i talk about my move to nyc with $3k, my loathe for winter, and funny (awful) dating stories. enjoy my stomach gurgles.
LINKS
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Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
1 ratings
Spotify
5.0 / 5
2 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 13 / 100
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Quality
7
Social presence
91
YouTube
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Engagement
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