Soon, it will be illegal to criticize the United States of America. So, let’s get ahead of our prison camp sentences and patriotically and totally seriously declare...AMERICA IS PERFECT!!
Former American Filth host Gabbie Watts does a deep-dive on the Perfect people and events that have shaped our Perfect nation. Because as we know, nothing bad has ever happened in America!
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Al Gore (And the 1996 Telecommunications Act) Is Perfect!
Thank you, Al Gore, for inventing the internet and consolidating media!!!
24 Mar 2026
Newt Gingrich Is Perfect!
Did you known Republicans aren't lizard people in disguise but Newt people?? Thanks to Newt Gingrich, America is absolutely perfect because back in 1990. he was the one who gave the Republican party a new voice.
14 Mar 2026
Lewis and Clark Is Perfect!
Lewis and Clark! These boys never did anything wrong!
SOURCES:
https://anthropology.indiana.edu/research/publications/the-myth-of-syphilis-the-natural-history-of-treponematosis-in-north-america.html (https://anthropology.indiana.edu/research/publications/the-myth-of-syphilis-the-natural-history-of-treponematosis-in-north-america.html)
https://www.science.org/content/article/medieval-dna-suggests-columbus-didn-t-trigger-syphilis-epidemic-europe (https://www.science.org/content/article/medieval-dna-suggests-columbus-didn-t-trigger-syphilis-epidemic-europe#:~:text=Researchers%20have%20long%20clashed%20over,may%20not%20develop%20skeletal%20signs)
https://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/objects-and-stories/history-syphilis-part-1#the-roots-of-syphilis (https://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/objects-and-stories/history-syphilis-part-1#the-roots-of-syphilis)
https://www.jstor.org/stable/20612203 (https://www.jstor.org/stable/20612203?read-now=1&seq=1)
https://franceshunter.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/love-in-the-afternoon-syphilis-and-the-lewis-clark-expedition (https://www.google.com/url?q=https://franceshunter.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/love-in-the-afternoon-syphilis-and-the-lewis-clark-expedition/&sa=D&source=docs&ust=1773517620953635&usg=AOvVaw2Un3oFRnT0OaYjHmaFhl-m)
https://www.hnn.us/article/did-stephen-ambrose-sanitize-meriwether-lewiss-dea (https://www.hnn.us/article/did-stephen-ambrose-sanitize-meriwether-lewiss-dea)
https://daily.jstor.org/the-mysterious-death-of-meriwether-lewis/ (https://daily.jstor.org/the-mysterious-death-of-meriwether-lewis/)
https://www.oregonhistoryproject.org/articles/historical-records/death-of-meriwether-lewis/ (https://www.oregonhistoryproject.org/articles/historical-records/death-of-meriwether-lewis/)
https://npshistory.com/publications/natr/c-v13n2-1999-1.pdf (https://npshistory.com/publications/natr/c-v13n2-1999-1.pdf)
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/meriwether-lewis-mysterious-death-144006713/&sa=D&source=docs&ust=1762801541058237&usg=AOvVaw3KcAUua6DxbfyiMwToUpdK (https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/meriwether-lewis-mysterious-death-144006713/&sa=D&source=docs&ust=1762801541058237&usg=AOvVaw3KcAUua6DxbfyiMwToUpdK)
14 Mar 2026
The Powell Memo Is Perfect!
In 1971, lawyer and future Supreme Court justice Lewis Powell wrote the blueprint for where we are today!
Sources:
The Hidden History of American Oligarchy by Thom Hartmann
Democracy Awakening by Heather Cox Richardson
https://www.jstor.org/stable/43307910?read-now=1&seq=4#page_scan_tab_contents (https://www.jstor.org/stable/43307910?read-now=1&seq=4#page_scan_tab_contents)
https://www.jstor.org/stable/43881576?read-now=1&seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents (https://www.jstor.org/stable/43881576?read-now=1&seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_F._Powell_Jr (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_F._Powell_Jr).
https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/ (https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/)
The Memo: https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/1/ (https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/1/)
22 Nov 2025
"Quiet, Piggy!" Insulting The Press Is Perfect!
Yesss, Supreme Leader Trump strikes again with a clever retort that sent the press home going wee wee wee!
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7 Nov 2025
The Trailer Is Perfect!
Welcome, Perfect Americans! Here's the Perfect trailer for a new comedy and politics show.
Soon, it will be illegal to criticize the United States of America. So, let’s get ahead of our prison camp sentences and patriotically and totally seriously declare...AMERICA IS PERFECT!!
Every other Friday, former American Filth host Gabbie Watts does a deep-dive on the Perfect people and events that are shaping our Perfect nation. Because as we know, nothing bad ever happens in America!
And if you want more....you can listen to the companion show America Is Perfect! THE PAST , where, you guessed it, Gabbie dives into the people and events of yore who shaped our Perfect past. That show is available on Patreon for a small donation. Here's the link to that (https://www.patreon.com/AmericaisPerfect).
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