About Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa.
Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of modern life with unfiltered humor and overpriced produce. From dating apps to climate dread, nothing’s off-limits. It’s part survival guide, part group therapy, all too real.
New episodes every Monday & Thursday.
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Because if we’re going down, we’re doing it with guac and gay panic.
Waiting Mode: Paralysis, Procrastination, and the Great Millennial Standoff
Ever had your whole day ruined by the dread of a dentist appointment, a brunch plan, or a package delivery window? Welcome to “waiting mode”—that anxiety paralysis where you can’t do anything until the next thing is over. In this episode, Peter and Shaun spiral through the utterly relatable mental chaos of looming commitments, from why a simple phone call or dinner plan destroys productivity, to the existential terror of prepping for a 6 AM flight or tracking a DoorDash order like a security camera.
We unpack the “Sims theory,” microwave drama, flaccid fries, and the truth about why millennials (and let’s be honest, everyone alive right now) have learned to dread the in-between. Spoiler: It might be regional anxiety, ADHD, industrialized time, or just the human condition—either way, you’re not alone if the mere prospect of “having plans” has left you immobile.
With games (“Productive or Paralysis?”), questionably scientific advice, and permission to admit that yes, checking your phone in anticipation for five straight hours really is a universal rite of passage. Embrace your mess with us.
27 Aug 2025
Peters Savage Solution Ep 2 (Demonic Cats, Vegan Nightmares & Shower Door Scandals)
Welcome back to the show where your fucked-up problems become Peter's entertainment. This week's disasters include: a girlfriend convinced her cat is possessed by demons (spoiler: it's just an asshole), a psychotic roommate secretly feeding someone's cat VEGAN food, and a babysitter whose client has mysteriously vanished (theories range from murder to basement dungeons).
Plus: public prank revenge plots, Taylor Swift vs. wedding drama, hygiene-challenged boyfriends, utility-demanding shower exhibitionists, and a fake Instagram stalker whose alter ego might just get them promoted.
Joined by Shaun and Carissa for maximum chaos and zero filter. Fair warning: contains explicit language, questionable advice, and way too many references to bodily functions.
Explicit Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes throughout.
Got a messy problem that needs savage solutions? Send your disasters to [submission email] – Peter's ready to roast your life choices with zero sugar-coating.
25 Aug 2025
Reality Is Optional (And So Is Sobriety at Brunch)
Is memory just a group conspiracy, or did we all collectively forget how facts work? This week, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew return with a dose of reality-warping chaos, serving up lies, half-truths, and enough shared confusion to make your group chat spiral. Join us for a Monday where brunch is blurry, pop culture is gaslit, and nobody makes it out unscathed—or particularly sober.
Truth is relative, humor isn’t, and our only rule: trust absolutely nothing but your own group text. New episode out now. Spiraling is optional, but highly encouraged.
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