Theme parks are a weird, perilous terrain — fraught with odd history and complex corporate nonsense. But have no fear, the ATTRACTIONEERS are here! Join Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison as they take you on a tour through the buckwild world of themed entertainment.
Chelsea and Sean discuss their visits to Sega Joypolis and Sanrio Puroland, exploring the unique attractions and experiences offered at each theme park.
20 May 2025
Ep. 12 - Tokyo DisneySea
Sean and Chelsea definitely JUST got back from Japan and rushed to the podcasting machine to tell you all about their time at Tokyo DisneySea
26 Nov 2024
Ep. 11 - LA Haunts 2024
Chelsea and Sean delve into LA's 2024 haunted attractions, uncovering thrills, chills, and the latest spooky trends for a hauntingly good time.
22 May 2024
Ep. 10 - Popcorn at Disney
Wet Willy and the Corn Queen talk about popcorn farts, souvenir buckets and whatever the hell hot dog popcorn is.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Themes by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
7 May 2024
Ep. 9 - Universal Studio Tour/Tram 60th Anniversary
Sean and Chelsea discuss getting pissed on by Universal rides, the mid nature of the Studio Tour and how much Sean hates Fast and the Furious.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Themes by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
19 Mar 2024
Ep. 8 - The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (with Kevin Kalbfeld)
Theme park designer Kevin Kalbfeld (@Kevinkalbfelddesigns) joins to talk about why The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man is so dang good.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Themes and audio engineering by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
5 Mar 2024
Ep. 7 - Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (with Jane Mahoney)
Local Peter Pan freak Jane Mahoney (@ItsJaneMahoney) goes to toad hell with Chelsea and Sean.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
13 Feb 2024
Ep. 6 - Pirates of the Caribbean (with Kris Dobbins)
Kris Dobbins (@C_Dobbins) joins the Attractioneers to talk Berms, Bromine and Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
30 Jan 2024
Ep. 5 - Omega Mart
Chelsea and Sean discuss all the fine products you can find at your local Omega Mart. Nothing weird here! Everything is f̵̘̮̜̩̟̫̋́̒́i̴̛̯̓́͘͝n̸̜̣͕̣͖̮̎̅e̶̢͉̭̪͆̎̃͆͂̓!
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
13 Dec 2023
Ep. 4 - Super Nintendo World
Sean and Chelsea discuss Super Nintendo World in Hollywood. Also, Chelsea coins the phrase "Skin Characters."
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
28 Nov 2023
Ep. 3 - Jungle Cruise
Chelsea and Sean drink the Jungle Cruise water and ask the important questions, like "how does Jungle Cruise smell?"
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
14 Nov 2023
Ep. 2 - Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge
Chelsea and Sean talk about Disneyland's greatest attraction, the Obelisk of Galaxy's Edge. Also the rest of Galaxy's Edge, but that's not as important as the Obelisk.
(EDITOR'S NOTE: There were still some audio issues, specifically echo in the back half, apologies!)
Socialize with these Bantha farmers:
Follow Sean: @Sean8UrSon (bluesky)
Follow Chelsea: @ChelcCruzy (Twitter)
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
31 Oct 2023
Ep. 1 - Haunted Mansion
In the premiere episode of Attractioneers, Chelsea and Sean talk about their favorite attraction, Disneyland's Haunted Mansion. Listen for creaking crypt doors, quaking tombstones and materializing haunts that are... happy?!
(EDITOR'S NOTE: Audio may sound a bit off, we attempted to make it sound as good as possible, but we were still figuring out our recording setup, apologies!)
Socialize with these grim grinning ghosts:
Follow Sean: @Sean8UrSon
Follow Chelsea: @ChelcCruzy
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
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Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
1 ratings
Spotify
4.8 / 5
6 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 23 / 100
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Quality
22
Social presence
0
YouTube
0
Engagement
60
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