We got so bored during the ongoing pandemic that we started begging our friends on social media to tell us gossip that hurts no one, or dating stories, or to send us a dating profile that made them laugh (or cry). And then we decided you might want to hear some of it too. Gossip, tales of modern dating, and plenty of tangents from your pals, Ash and Lauren.
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HELLO PART DEUX. It is 2026 and we'd love to say new year, same sh!t, but we just captured a country's president. New year, new sh!t!! In this part two of two, we take on the Year of the Horse and its attending intricacies! First, we do a leeeetle tarot card reading for the Babe Patrol Collective! If you hate this, it is ok, we are never likely to do it again! After that, we move onto constructing the BABE "Bingo" Card for 2026, and we share our predictions for this already wackadoodle year. Predictions range from pop culture to global politics to extraterrestrials. We'll be knocking these off the list as they arise over the next year! Next, we revive the ol' Top Several segment and, with so much of winter remaining, we list off our Top Several Cozy Movies. There is overlap, as to be expected. As usual, Ash's are commercial hits and Lauren's are weird Christmas choices from Wales, or something. Finally, we give you a bunch of orgs doing great work in our community for you to consider donating to in the new year! We love these orgs and their hard and wonderful work. Shout out to mutual aid!! We were stoked to hang with you all for this little winter interlude!! The BABES LOVE YOU. AND BY THE WAY, the Lips Phone is BACK UP at 1-208-352-2482, so text or call us on to let us know which cozy movies are your fave or email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. #babepatrolpod #babepatrolpodepisodes #gossip #busybodies #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podcastshow #podcastlife #crush #crushes #redflag #greenflag #kittery #kitterymaine #portsmouth #portsmouthnh
30 Dec 2025
Holiday Extravaganza Part ONE!
HELLO. Happiest Holidays to you, from us! We hope you are surviving the weird liminal space between Christmas & New Year's Eve. We decided to make a little Holiday Extravaganza two-parter to support you (and keep ourselves sane). We did zero editing, and we talked as much as we wanted to. In this first part, we gossip! If you've been wondering about the Great Kittery-York Land War, we gossiped a bunch about that and our dual hatred of CONDOS. Then a few commercial land use local gossips, and LAUREN's niece has a BOYFRIEND. So we, for sure, got the deets on that sitch. We trade holiday recipes and will upload the recipes to the Instagram over the coming days. And we discuss fan conspiracy theories about famed Christmas movie, The Holiday. Fair warning--it gets weird. We're stoked to hang with you, and we'll be dropping a Part Deux...at some point here. BY THE WAY, the Lips Phone is BACK UP at 1-208-352-2482, so text or call us on to let us know which holiday recipes are your fave or email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.
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