A Southern conversational podcast hosted by Patryck that blends southern charm with honesty about life, mental health, dating, and modern culture. Each episode features "Porch Mail: Y'all's Bitching" where listeners submit complaints for Patryck to validate and expand on, followed by deep dives into topics like personal growth, gay dating in small communities, social media toxicity, and the messy reality of being human. With his signature mix of self-deprecating humor and genuine insight, Patryck creates a space for authentic conversations that make listeners feel seen.
Dating in Richmond is hard enough without outdated profile pictures, questionable footwear, Busch Gardens propositions, and men who apparently think an urn is appropriate first-date conversation.
This week, Patryck is diving into the red flags, contradictions, and absolute chaos of modern dating—from Richmond's seemingly same ten gay men to the unforgettable date involving a stolen phone, a naked man, a live snake, and the cremated remains of a cat.
But underneath the bitching is a bigger question: How do you keep giving people grace when you've worked hard on yourself and keep hitting dead ends?
Dating is hard. Friendship is hard. Being an adult and maintaining relationships is hard. We're all doing this for the first time—and maybe we could stand to give each other a little grace.
Yes, that's rich coming from a man spending an episode bitching about everybody.
Guess what? It's entertainment.
Pull up a chair. And for the love of God, no urns on the first date. 🌿🎙️
17 Sept 2026
Covered Dish, Covered Grave
Someone died and the South showed up - with casseroles, commentary, and absolutely zero chill. 🫕⚰️
This week Patryck is breaking down Southern funeral culture in all its predictable, butter-soaked, community-driven glory.
The women are inside collecting grief AND intelligence ("Little Tucker's been in and out of the pen again"). The men are outside already appraising the truck and quietly plotting to get that boat. Someone showed up with the wrong dish IN A DISPOSABLE TRAY when she has a perfectly good casserole dish at home. And someone's nephew is about to inherit something he absolutely should not.
We're talking:
⚰️ The Logistics Operator - the unsung hero who stocked the tissues, refilled the ice, and directed the chicken nugget delivery to the kids
👖 Funeral jeans paired with a black blazer (we all have a pair)
🎵 The funeral music playlist that never changes and makes you cry before a word is spoken
🥔 Funeral potatoes - cornflake topping and absolutely no apologies
📖 Why the guest book matters more at a funeral than a wedding
🦅 The out-of-towners who swooped in, ate the food, and disappeared the moment that grave was covered
The bottom line: Southern funerals are miracles. They're one step below a wedding, except you cry more, eat just as much, and pull it together in under a week.
Don't be Carol. Bring a real dish.
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2 Sept 2026
BONUS: Boot Scootin' Btchn'
BONUS EPISODE: Boot Scootin' Btchn'
No Porch Mail this time — just a front-porch deep dive into 90s country with special guest Michelle - all the way from Hawaii!!
From Garth Brooks to Reba, Patty Loveless to Shania Twain, we're running through the legends who defined the decade with favorite songs, underrated deep cuts, a few unexpected tears, and hot takes you didn't ask for but definitely needed.
We close it out with a heartfelt tribute to the woman who paved the way for all of them: Dolly Parton. Grab a drink, get comfortable, and come sit on the porch with us.
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Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
9 ratings
Spotify
5.0 / 5
10 ratings
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