- 462
- Episodes
- 110
- Transcribed
- 13,390
- Ratings
- Daily
- Cadence
- 2018
- First episode
- 272K
- YouTube views
About Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
- Publisher
- PodcastOne
- Category
- comedy
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 7 Dec 2018
- Latest episode
- 16 Sept 2026
Latest episodes
110 of 462 episodes have a transcript.
16 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
407: Reviews of Deodorant
9 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
406: Reviews of Novelty Ice
2 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
405: Reviews of Mini Golf
Who has been a guest on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.
- Roz Hernandez
- Jessie "Jetski" Johnson
- Zachariah Porter
- Jonathan Carson
Reach and audience
Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.
- YouTube views
- 271,858
- Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 4.8 / 5
- 5,395 ratings
- Spotify
- 4.8 / 5
- 7,995 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 75 / 100
A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.
- Quality
- 73
- Social presence
- 0
- YouTube
- 93
- Engagement
- 100
Pitching Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
- Guest appearances
- Does not typically book guests
Based on episode analysis; this does not confirm that the show is currently accepting pitches.
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Questions about Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
How often do new episodes come out?
The show publishes daily, based on its RSS feed.
Does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet take guests?
The show does not typically feature guests, based on episode analyses.
Where can I read transcripts?
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