- 469
- Episodes
- 137
- Transcribed
- 13,433
- Ratings
- Weekly
- Cadence
- 2018
- First episode
- 272K
- YouTube views
About Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
- Publisher
- PodcastOne
- Category
- comedy
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 7 Dec 2018
- Latest episode
- 4 Nov 2026
Latest episodes
137 of 469 episodes have a transcript.
4 Nov 2026TRANSCRIPT
414: Reviews of Lunchboxes
28 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
413: Reviews of Board Games
21 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
412: Reviews of Ant Farms
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414: Reviews of Lunchboxes
Published 4 Nov 2026 · Transcript excerpt
[…] Well... Here's my first review. One star. Explodes lid off with hot contents. Tipped upside down to make sure it wouldn't leak. And it exploded open with pressure slash force and burnt me with hot soup. End of review. What the heck? That's my nightmare. They were like, how is the seal on this thing? […]
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See plansWho has been a guest on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.
- Helen McLaughlin
- Karen Whitehouse
- Michelle Collins
- Roz Hernandez
- Jessie "Jetski" Johnson
Reach and audience
Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.
- YouTube views
- 271,858
- Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 4.8 / 5
- 5,405 ratings
- Spotify
- 4.8 / 5
- 8,028 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 75 / 100
A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.
- Quality
- 73
- Social presence
- 0
- YouTube
- 93
- Engagement
- 100
Contact Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
- Guest appearances
- Does not typically book guests
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