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Experimental audio meets Beat poetry and philosophy - A field-recoded journey through literature consciousness and counterculture. You have found the BBB- your secret audio dose of acid. We record the moment where spirit makes its wild plunge into matter. These are spontaneous conversations about mysticism poetry art music total bullshit sci fi paranoia dream utopia and friendship- raw sounds, real voices, and the rhythm of thought. We record the future through fresh poetry. We record the past by romantic audio narratives. There are adventures around the world and other dimensions.

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April 1, 2026

North Africa Erotic Currents

<p>Luxor Temple — After Sunset</p><p><br></p><p>I am in the Luxor temple remember the erotic currents, I felt in North Africa</p><p><br></p><p>Beatniks Bumtrips Egypt </p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>This is where it all happens.</p><p>This is where you throw a party</p><p>and everyone vanishes at once —</p><p>a soft popping sound in the dark.</p><p><br></p><p>This is walking through the temple at Luxor.</p><p>This is reaching the nipples —</p><p>the divine conduit, everlasting life,</p><p>mouth at the mother’s bowl.</p><p><br></p><p>This is power.</p><p>This is the fat steeple.</p><p>This is the sunray turned to granite,</p><p>floated up the Nile,</p><p>lifted by hands,</p><p>taken north,</p><p>sister obelisk in Paris.</p><p><br></p><p>Ali Ali Akbar —</p><p>a call,</p><p>a prayer,</p><p>a yoga of the throat.</p><p><br></p><p>Sunset in Luxor.</p><p>Lights coming on along the Nile.</p><p><br></p><p>Where do you store the most sacred objects</p><p>when they are not in use?</p><p>Dig a hole?</p><p>Bury ten thousand sphinxes?</p><p>Hide it in the elbow?</p><p><br></p><p>There is a rumor —</p><p>a map in the elbow of the Great Sphinx of Giza.</p><p>Blueprints in stone.</p><p><br></p><p>I am on a slab of granite,</p><p>line of sphinxes running south,</p><p>session to session, temple to temple.</p><p><br></p><p>Two weeks in North Africa.</p><p>When I stepped off the plane</p><p>my feet tingled into the knees.</p><p>Africa rose through bone.</p><p><br></p><p>I forgot where I landed.</p><p>Madagascar?</p><p>Minnesota?</p><p>Memphis?</p><p><br></p><p>Memory sliding.</p><p>Body exhausted.</p><p><br></p><p>East to West.</p><p>Market to canyon.</p><p>Spring water rising through sand.</p><p>Donkey tied with competence.</p><p>A woman stronger than my fantasy.</p><p><br></p><p>Fez corridors.</p><p>Kittens everywhere.</p><p>Ancient tannery air.</p><p>Mall fluorescent hum.</p><p><br></p><p>Desert women at a hidden lake.</p><p>Drum circle sparks in Marrakesh.</p><p><br></p><p>Heat in the body,</p><p>stored,</p><p>not spent.</p><p><br></p><p>Arrival in Egypt.</p><p>Pink halls of the old museum.</p><p>Typewriter labels.</p><p>Mummified crocodiles.</p><p>Herons painted like early cubism.</p><p><br></p><p>University girls by a carved slab.</p><p>Black nails against gold earrings.</p><p>Hand touching hieroglyph.</p><p>A buzz.</p><p><br></p><p>Energy carried forward —</p><p>into artists,</p><p>into a film set in a carpet shop,</p><p>into the tight crawl of pyramids</p><p>where breath thickens</p><p>and strangers meet in narrow passage.</p><p><br></p><p>Downtown Cairo —</p><p>motorcycles, dust, palm shadows.</p><p>Arabic typewriter on a plastic table.</p><p>Coconut milk.</p><p>A girl with red lips smiling</p><p>through rules and introductions.</p><p><br></p><p>Encounters like leaving temples —</p><p>brief, luminous, unfinished.</p><p><br></p><p>Last offering at the feet of Hatshepsut —</p><p>pine resin from California,</p><p>sap crystal on stone.</p><p><br></p><p>Her terrace looks over green Nile,</p><p>open sky instead of descending tomb.</p><p>You rise toward her.</p><p><br></p><p>I have not spilled the charge.</p><p>I have carried it.</p><p>Alertness in the eyes.</p><p><br></p><p>Now I sit in Luxor Temple.</p><p>An hour and a half on warm stone.</p><p>Meditation.</p><p>Stretching.</p><p>Listening for the rituals layered in pillars.</p><p><br></p><p>The body as corridor.</p><p>Spirit moving through flesh.</p><p>Granite as metaphor.</p><p><br></p><p>Sunset yoga on rocks.</p><p>Lights flicker on.</p><p>I am part of it.</p><p><br></p><p>Sensuality becomes awareness.</p><p>Awareness becomes poetry.</p><p><br></p><p>North Africa taught me this:</p><p>be cool.</p><p>Feel everything.</p><p>Do not clutch.</p><p><br></p><p>Let it rise.</p><p>Let it pause.</p><p>Let it go forward.</p><p>Let it stop.</p><p><br></p><p>Maybe there will be more.</p><p><br></p><p>That is the current.</p>

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March 28, 2026

Egyptian Speed

<p>Beatniks palm trips Luxor</p><p><br></p><p>This may be my favorite interview in North Africa.</p><p><br></p><p>Our tour guid is on Egyptian speed : </p><p><br></p><p>He references Limitless.</p><p>Bradley Cooper.</p><p>Ultra mode.</p><p>Access all knowledge.</p><p><br></p><p>Ancient civilizations all used it —</p><p>Egypt, Iraq, China, India.</p><p>Before 200 years ago, it was in the markets.</p><p><br></p><p>Noah warned the people.</p><p>They thought they were gods already.</p><p>Didn’t need God.</p><p><br></p><p>Egypt before the flood.</p><p>Atlantis.</p><p>Then Kemet.</p><p><br></p><p>Moses asks about the buildings.</p><p>Pharaoh asks back:</p><p>What are these pyramids?</p><p><br></p><p>Sons of Noah scatter.</p><p>Misraim comes to Egypt.</p><p>Gold leaves with the Hebrews.</p><p>Golden cow in the desert.</p><p><br></p><p>Conspiracy energy rising in the back seat.</p><p>Rothschilds.</p><p>New world order.</p><p>Why illegal?</p><p><br></p><p>Because power is dangerous.</p><p><br></p><p>Crocodiles once different.</p><p>Temple at Kom Ombo.</p><p>Hundreds mummified.</p><p>Forms changed over generations.</p><p><br></p><p>Animals gone.</p><p>Species shifted.</p><p><br></p><p>Could they speak to animals?</p><p>With plants?</p><p>With mind?</p><p><br></p><p>Two secret words.</p><p>Know the first —</p><p>you understand birds.</p><p>Know the second —</p><p>you understand everything.</p><p><br></p><p>Book of Thoth.</p><p>Original buried near the Sphinx.</p><p>Copy in the Nile.</p><p><br></p><p>Aleister Crowley knew too much.</p><p><br></p><p>Solomon understood the language of birds.</p><p><br></p><p>City flying by the window.</p><p>Luxor traffic.</p><p>Motorcycles.</p><p>Dust.</p><p><br></p><p>He says:</p><p>Stay in the shrine one hour.</p><p>Lion-headed goddess.</p><p>After midnight.</p><p>She speaks if you listen.</p><p><br></p><p>You want UFOs.</p><p>He wants inner sight.</p><p><br></p><p>“You cannot know everything.</p><p>But you can know what is inside.”</p><p><br></p><p>Masalama.</p>

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March 25, 2026

Narrating hieroglyphics and meditating on a mummy from the fourth dimension

<p>Narrating hieroglyphics and meditating on a mummy from the fourth dimension scene inside and out in the valley of the Kings looking for aliens found the blue cone heads and the gnarly hippo lady in SETI </p><p><br></p><p>Mr Blue and Jedidiah </p><p><br></p><p>Egypt Valley of the Kings</p><p><br></p><p>SETI !!!!!</p><p><br></p><p>Valley of the Kings — Pod in the Tomb</p><p><br></p><p>Beatnix.</p><p>Pump trips.</p><p>Egypt.</p><p><br></p><p>Plate empty.</p><p>Let it drop.</p><p>Let the body drop.</p><p>Eyes closed.</p><p>Air leaves the mouth by itself —</p><p>unstoppable.</p><p><br></p><p>Life force overflowing.</p><p>Plant seeds like the mummies packed for afterlife.</p><p>Spread them.</p><p>Let them become river.</p><p><br></p><p>Recorded in the Valley of the Kings.</p><p>Starts in the tomb.</p><p><br></p><p>Yellow so vibrant it’s almost noxious.</p><p>Right side panel glowing.</p><p>Still shining after thousands of years.</p><p><br></p><p>This feels like a coat room.</p><p>Take your shoes off before entering eternity.</p><p>If this were a club, there’d be a girl taking coats.</p><p><br></p><p>Charging wave on the wall.</p><p>Rising.</p><p>Falling.</p><p>Sinusoid energy.</p><p><br></p><p>Hieroglyphs staggered —</p><p>not aligned with the chamber.</p><p>Wave pattern.</p><p><br></p><p>Finger wag.</p><p>Nana.</p><p><br></p><p>Heron wings spread.</p><p>Bird like a woman wrapping around thighs.</p><p>Mysticism.</p><p>Interpretation.</p><p><br></p><p>Unicorn scarab combo.</p><p>Dung beetle pushing something.</p><p>Not poop —</p><p>the sun.</p><p><br></p><p>Every night the beetle rolls the sun across the underworld</p><p>and pushes it back into the sky at dawn.</p><p><br></p><p>Ra in many forms.</p><p>Falcon.</p><p>Beetle.</p><p>Bull.</p><p>Held captive.</p><p>Released.</p><p><br></p><p>Phones glitching in the tomb.</p><p>There is a hieroglyphic of a man streaming piss from his head</p><p>Piss-head man barely invited to the party.</p><p>Streaming wave landing at his feet.</p><p><br></p><p>Curse talk.</p><p>Offer to pee on me to reverse it.</p><p>Soft because it’s hot.</p><p>Valley heat logic.</p><p><br></p><p>Switcheroo moment.</p><p>Sentence leaves my mouth,</p><p>enters his.</p><p><br></p><p>Beauty swapping faces.</p><p>Independent parts rearranging.</p><p><br></p><p>Graffiti on walls of a tagging civilization.</p><p>Can you tag a culture built on tag?</p><p><br></p><p>Finally alone.</p><p>Let’s meditate.</p><p><br></p><p>Donkey sounds echoing from the ridge.</p><p>Rock looks like it might slide.</p><p>Atmosphere thickening on the cheeks.</p><p><br></p><p>Counter-clockwise zodiac of white tiger faces.</p><p>Orange-red spinning disk.</p><p><br></p><p>Mummy seen from fourth dimension.</p><p>Inside and outside at once.</p><p>Layer inside layer inside layer.</p><p><br></p><p>Top of the valley —</p><p>air has to turn around up there.</p><p>Heat exchange.</p><p>Little vortexes.</p><p><br></p><p>How many rulers?</p><p>Fifty years.</p><p>Hundred.</p><p>Five hundred.</p><p>Eight hundred.</p><p>Continuous return to this one spot.</p><p><br></p><p>Like the Vatican City —</p><p>centuries of repetition.</p><p><br></p><p>Seti chamber.</p><p>Search for extraterrestrial intelligence named after a pharaoh.</p><p>Modern satellites inspired by ancient walls.</p><p><br></p><p>Braided cord running through generations.</p><p>At groin level in one tomb.</p><p>Higher in the next.</p><p>Three hundred years apart.</p><p>Same galactic line.</p><p><br></p><p>Cord ending in heart.</p><p>Cord ending in throat.</p><p><br></p><p>Snake carrying heads.</p><p>Lineage as light.</p><p>DNA before DNA.</p><p><br></p><p>Ropes and pulleys carved clearly.</p><p>Workers moving the sarcophagus.</p><p>Conveyor belt of eternity.</p><p><br></p><p>Ultra crisp iconography.</p><p>Penises drawn like fingers.</p><p>Belly buttons like eyes.</p><p><br></p><p>Snake running double-fisted through hands.</p><p>Working it like a living thing.</p><p><br></p><p>Inside the mountain:</p><p>just stone.</p><p>Carved out.</p><p><br></p><p>Ankh — key to the afterworld.</p><p>Given after the weighing.</p><p><br></p><p>Stars on the ceiling.</p><p>Blue and gold still alive.</p><p><br></p><p>Hippo on the roof.</p><p>Crocodile backpack.</p><p>Tongue out.</p><p>Switch point energy.</p><p><br></p><p>Jackals ahead.</p><p>Mummifiers.</p><p><br></p><p>Valley politics without speeches —</p><p>time stacked in layers.</p><p>Power as repetition.</p><p>Myth as infrastructure.</p><p><br></p><p>Meditation at the top.</p><p>Air turning.</p><p>History swirling.</p><p><br></p><p>Plate empty.</p><p>Body dropped.</p><p><br></p><p>Seed planted.</p>

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What is Beatniks Bumtrips Bullshit?

Experimental audio meets Beat poetry and philosophy - A field-recoded journey through literature consciousness and counterculture.

You have found the BBB- your secret audio dose of acid.

We record the moment where spirit makes its wild plunge into matter. These are spontaneous conversations about mysticism poetry art music total bullshit sci fi paranoia dream utopia and friendship- raw sounds, real voices, and the rhythm of thought.

We record the future through fresh poetry. We record the past by romantic audio narratives. There are adventures around the world and other dimensions.

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