Two beautifully bearded idiots rediscovering Catholic masculinity through the power of pop culture, picking up heavy things, and a smattering of other things their wives don’t care about.
Let the children believe. Stop being dumb. Please be sure to rage at us in the comments as it is good for the podcast.
7 Nov 2025
Nick is Polish now and Chris loves Protestants
Well, it's an episode.
3 Oct 2025
Nick explains why your pets are going to hell
Straight to hell with your pets.
30 Jul 2025
The Boys Are Back! (the moon landing was faked by dinosaurs that never existed)
Sorry for the delay, we wont abandon you again...
9 May 2025
Nick Gets Hammered, Chris Pee's His Pants
In this engaging conversation, Chris and Nick explore a variety of topics ranging from their beer preferences to their personal experiences growing up in different cultural environments. They share insights on navigating high school, the impact of upbringing on personal development, and the significance of faith in their lives. The discussion is light-hearted yet reflective, providing a glimpse into their friendship and shared experiences. In this conversation, they reflect on their life journeys, discussing the significant changes they have experienced since high school, including career, family life, and spiritual growth. They emphasizes the importance of faith in shaping life choices and the challenges of balancing work, family, and spirituality. The discussion also touches on the significance of rest and the Sabbath in life. Additionally, Chris shares insights into dendrochronology, the science of dating tree rings, and how it relates to understanding climate history and archaeological findings, leading to a fascinating exploration of Viking culture and their historical context.
25 Apr 2025
Nick squirts mustard in his mouth and Chris says the F word
In this engaging podcast episode, Chris and Nick explore a variety of topics ranging from humorous anecdotes about food and personal experiences to deeper reflections on faith and spirituality. The conversation flows from light-hearted banter about mustard and pretzels to significant discussions about Lent, alcohol consumption, and the impact of a pope's death on personal faith practices. The hosts share their culinary preferences, emotional breakthroughs, and the importance of personal discernment in spiritual matters, creating a rich tapestry of humor and insight. In this conversation, Chris and Nick reflect on various aspects of Catholicism, including the significance of fasting during liturgical seasons, the future of the Church following the death of Pope Francis, and the influence of Protestantism on Catholic beliefs. They emphasize the importance of community within the Church and discusses the role of suffering and hope in faith. The dialogue also touches on the complexities of papal authority and the need for Catholics to engage with their faith deeply.
2 Apr 2025
Nick Quits His Job (with Surprise Non-Bearded Guest!)
In this engaging podcast episode, Chris and Nick discuss a variety of topics ranging from craft beer and local cuisine to the challenges of work-life balance and job stress. They share personal anecdotes about their experiences with brewing beer, enjoying Maryland crab cakes, and navigating the complexities of workplace relationships. The conversation delves into the importance of maintaining a healthy work-life balance, the impact of management on job satisfaction, and the struggles of coping with workplace stress. Ultimately, they reflect on the significance of personal well-being and the need to find joy in both work and life. In this conversation, Chris discusses the importance of sharing the Gospel through relationships and living out one's faith in daily life. He emphasizes that true evangelism comes from embodying Christ-like virtues rather than merely preaching. The dialogue also touches on personal growth during Lent, the challenges of self-medication, and the balance between work and family life. Food serves as a recurring theme, symbolizing comfort and reflection, while the podcast's future and audience engagement strategies are explored.
19 Mar 2025
Nick Embraces Poverty In Chris's Orifice
Yup, the title is all you need to know.
5 Mar 2025
Breaking News: Nick likes Joy, Chris just wants to Suffer
Strap in for a deep one. We go hard in the paint in regards to elective suffering, avoiding worldly comforts and how to properly honor the Sabbath. Nick also reads some Stephen King out loud and finds God in it! We also do a hard call for comments about the condiment of mustard. Help us out...
18 Feb 2025
Dragging on Pipes, Cigars, and Drag Queens
AI says we talked about:
-the spirituality of pipe smoking
-cigars and social experiences
-the art of pipe tobacco
-beards and personal grooming
-Pop Culture Debate: Mrs Doubtfire and Drag
-cultural shifts in drag and comedy
-the evolution of drag performance
-society changes and gender identity
-love and family dynamics in film
-media consumption and discernment
-the complexity of modern relationships
4 Feb 2025
Spiritually Fasting from the HORROR of Billy Joel.
AI says this episode is about: Food addictions, spirituality, fasting and integrated health. Understanding and managing our dark side. Healthy outlets for dark emotions. The spiritual impact of horror movies. A Musical Debate: Billy Joel vs. musical taste.
8 Jan 2025
Supersize Your Homeschool Kids At McDonalds.
The boys discuss: farm life, holidays with family, childhood food addiction, parenting challenges, the risk of sports, why we don't like team sports, public school vs. Catholic school vs. home school, and faith in the family.
18 Dec 2024
Bluetooth the Viking King and His Unholy Vasectomy
AI says this episode is about:
The passage of time and parenthood, married life combined with asceticism, resting on the Sabbath, movies and their emotional impact, the gift of Jelly, "Vasectomy Stories: A Dinner Table Conversation", confronting social norms and Bluetooth the Viking King.
4 Dec 2024
Listen to your naked dads, be home before dark.
The Bearded Boys talk about being boys, men, and dads. Fishing trips with nude lake bathing, crappy work trips to Canada (eh?), toxic masculinity, foster parenting, manly fitness goals and why Audiobooks are superior (or not).
20 Nov 2024
Pepsi, where's my Marijuana?
In this episode the boys wax rhapsodic about video games, 90's culture, Pepsi challenges, first-time cigar smoking and the ethics around medicinal marijuana.
6 Nov 2024
This episode is NOT about the election.
We made a point to record an episode on the day of the election but did not actually talk about the election or politics. Hope you like theoretical math and fantasy novels...
4 Nov 2024
It's a beginning, a warm-up, an intro. A conversation.
In episode one the boys talk about stuff. It's a warm-up. Hope you enjoy.
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