Beet Red
Hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt · Beet Red
4.9from 66 ratings
- 121
- Episodes
- 15
- Transcribed
- 66
- Ratings
- Weekly
- Cadence
- 2024
- First episode
About Beet Red
Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day. In each Episode Katie and Mary Kate talk about every cringeworthy and mortifying subject from classically embarrassing bodily functions to the random and unexpected. The result? Uproarious laughter, glorious distraction and an addiction to hearing more relatable, humiliating tales from the hosts and their listeners. This is Beet Red.
- Publisher
- Beet Red
- Category
- comedy
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 21 Feb 2024
- Latest episode
- 29 Sept 2026
Latest episodes
15 of 121 episodes have a transcript.
29 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
121: Limp Noodle
15 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
120: Little Ditty 'bout Joe and Diane
1 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
119: Dougbert Bug Dirt
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121: Limp Noodle
Published 29 Sept 2026 · Transcript excerpt
[…] That morning was no different. We all got up, ate breakfast, got dressed and went to church. As the name implies, pantyhose means panties and hose all in one, which is how I take it. And my habit was to not wear undies when I wore pantyhose. So we're sitting maybe four rows back and all of a sudden my little girl is standing on the pew. Suddenly I feel something touching the back of my head and I ignored it. Same thing happens again. And again, I ignored it. A few minutes pass and I hear murmuring behind me and I can feel something touching the back of my head again. […]
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See plansWho has been a guest on Beet Red
Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.
- Diane
- Summer
- Nikki
- Jen Selk
- Caitlin Linden
Reach and audience
Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 4.9 / 5
- 41 ratings
- Spotify
- 5.0 / 5
- 25 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 28 / 100
A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.
- Quality
- 35
- Social presence
- 0
- YouTube
- 0
- Engagement
- 51
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Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt host the show. Published by Beet Red.
How often do new episodes come out?
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