Belligerent Bottles

About Belligerent Bottles

Two dudes. Too many drinks. Zero boundaries. Belligerent Bottles is a dark humor podcast where the hosts get drunker as the episode goes on. Featuring viewer-suggested drinks and topics that your HR department warned you about, it’s a weekly deep dive into intoxication and offense. If you like your humor dark and your spirits high, you’re in the right place.

Publisher

Jeremie Harris and Ryan LaMotte

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

24 Jan 2026

Latest episode

21 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

15 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   21 Oct 2026

   Episode 15 - A fresh perspective of classic fairy tale characters and things just not meant for you

   Disney adults, trophy hunters, Pokemon scalpers, and grown men fighting over foul balls all get dragged in this brutally funny episode of Belligerent Bottles. If you have ever wondered where the line is between harmless fandom and complete fucking nonsense, this one is for you. Belligerent Bottles goes off the rails in the best way, starting with a chaotic rant about Disney adults and why grown people without kids camping out at the parks feels deeply wrong. From there, the conversation spirals into the kind of cultural hypocrisy and public-behavior callouts only this show can pull off, with the guys calling out everything from Native-inspired home decor and safari trophy hunting to sports fans who act like they are on the roster. You’ll also get a full-on debate about the unwritten rules of baseball fandom, sparked by the viral argument over a grown man refusing to give a home run ball to a kid. One side says the ball is for the child, full stop. The other says if you catch it, it’s yours and nobody is entitled to it. It is petty, hilarious, and somehow turns into a bigger question about ownership, entitlement, and who deserves what. Along the way, the episode stays true to the Belligerent Bottles style with rapid-fire takes, bad decisions, and way too much confidence. The hosts also hit on a bizarre mix of pop culture, generational annoyance, and everyday absurdity, including Disney trauma, Pokemon card scalpers, and the kind of people who turn fun into a hustle. If you like your comedy unfiltered, your hot takes aggressive, and your nonsense delivered with zero apologies, this episode will absolutely be your shit. Perfect for anyone who has ever been annoyed by a line of adults outside Target, a tourist trap full of cringe, or a stranger who thinks they are more deserving than a kid.

2. 

   15 Sept 2026

   Episode 14: George joins Belligerent Bottles!

   The conversation covers a range of topics, including British food preferences, bouncer stories and experiences, cultural observations, and karaoke memories. The hosts and guest share their insights and experiences, creating an engaging and diverse conversation. The conversation methodically explores the cultural extinction of certain elements from the past, evoking a sense of nostalgia for the good old days. The topics covered include the decline of live radio shows, the evolution of entertainment media, and the lost art of physical media such as tickets and TV guides. The discussion delves into the impact of these changes on personal experiences and the way we consume entertainment. The conversation delves into a nostalgic exploration of past technologies, childhood experiences, and memories. It also touches on the influence of music and entertainment from the past. The speakers reminisce about the impact of old technologies and the memories associated with them, creating a sense of nostalgia and reflection on the past. Takeaways British food preferences Bouncer stories and experiences Cultural experiences and observations Karaoke memories and drink concoctions Cultural Extinction Nostalgia for past technologies Memories of childhood experiences Chapters 00:00 British Food Preferences 02:51 Bouncer Stories and Experiences 11:03 Cultural Experiences and Observations 32:58 Karaoke Memories and Drink Concoctions 01:10:48 Nostalgia for Past Technologies 01:11:11 Childhood Experiences and Memories 01:35:41 Music and Entertainment in the Past

3. 

   28 Aug 2026

   Episode 13 - Digital Only Content, Awkward Encounters, and Not so Cool Anymore

   Target’s blackface-looking costume, GTA 6’s digital-only backlash, and the corporate grift behind “you don’t really own it” all collide in this one. If you care about gaming, consumer rights, or why big companies keep squeezing customers, this episode has a lot to make you mad - and a few reasons to laugh while you’re doing it. Belligerent Bottles opens with a hot take on a Target costume that immediately raises eyebrows, then uses it to get into a bigger conversation about DEI, corporate accountability, and why voting with your wallet matters when companies make decisions that insult the very people they want to sell to. From there, the conversation gets even sharper with a breakdown of the Grand Theft Auto 6 leak drama, the move to a digital-only release, and why an $80 base game feels like a test run for how much gamers will tolerate before pushing back. You’ll also hear the guys connect the dots between corporate ownership and everyday loss of control - from movies disappearing out of your streaming library to songs getting grayed out in music apps after you’ve already paid for them. They make the case that this isn’t just a gaming issue, it’s a bigger cultural problem about ownership, access, and who really benefits when physical media disappears. Then the episode shifts into the kind of nostalgic, hilarious chaos Belligerent Bottles does best: the weird trends that used to be everywhere and now look ridiculous in hindsight. Think truck nuts, tribal tattoos, JNCO jeans, Puka shell necklaces, Metal Mulisha shirts, Perfect for anyone who loves unfiltered banter, anti-corporate rants, nostalgic humor, and the kind of conversation that starts with a costume controversy and ends with a full-on cultural autopsy.

4. 

   18 Aug 2026

   Episode 12 - Simona's Ghost Story, Risky Food, and Serial Killer Jesus

   Dating apps are already a mess, but this episode goes from bad profiles to full-on paranormal chaos. Belligerent Bottles opens with a ridiculous food tasting, then takes a sharp turn into ghost stories, haunted houses, creepy camera footage, and one especially unsettling encounter. If you like your comedy with a side of “what the hell was that,” this one delivers. Jeremie and Ryan talk through the frustrating reality of modern dating, while Simona brings the female perspective on online dating, ghost encounters, and the kind of weird experiences that make you rethink both your love life and your security cameras. From “dating with intention” to demonic-sounding recordings, the conversation is equal parts hilarious and unnerving. You’ll hear: Why dating apps feel like a scam for everyone The difference between how men and women experience online dating Simona’s creepy ghost footage and the sounds that set off her dogs The Jerome ghost tour story, including the unsettling “James” encounter Why haunted places, spirit apps, and random voices in recordings make everyone question reality This episode is for anyone who loves funny stories, spooky energy, and conversations that spiral from romance to the supernatural in the most Belligerent Bottles way possible. Speaker coverage Belligerent Bottles / Jeremie and Ryan - the hosts, bringing the comedy, dating commentary, and reaction to the ghost stories. Simona - guest and co-conversation driver, bringing the dating perspective and the haunted-house experiences that fuel the episode’s creepiest moments.

5. 

   27 Jul 2026

   Episode 11 - Kat's Corrections, Anime Horse Girls, and Duolingo

   Unfiltered, hilarious, and brutally honest — this episode of Belligerent Bottles delivers a chaotic mix of everyday chaos, trash talk, and surprisingly deep insights into life, food, and friendships. When you mix a new studio, a mountain of vacuum cleaners, and a story about a dead lizard, you know you’re in for something wild.Carlos, Jeremie, and Kat go all-in, spilling their opinions on fast food rankings, bizarre Japanese horse racing anime, and the state of moving chaos. Discover the behind-the-scenes chaos of unpacking, and hilarious debates over burger quality and food hacks that will make you rethink leftovers forever. With stories about hospital rooms for men, the absurdity of placenta eating, and a mocking tribute to celebrity hall passes, this episode is a rollercoaster of humor and honesty.You'll explore: the true state of modern move-ins, the surprisingly intricate world of anime horse racing, and honest takes on fast food from In-N-Out to Carl’s Jr. Plus, a brief dive into the weirdly fascinating world of animal-style fries, the cringe-worthy stories of hospital rooms from the good old days, and a hilarious critique of societal stereotypes—delivered with the perfect blend of satire and sincerity.Why does any of this matter? Because in a world full of pretenses, this podcast reminds you that laughing at life's ridiculous moments is the best way to survive them. Whether you're craving unfiltered comedy, food tips, or just want to feel a little more normal, this episode guarantees you’ll leave with a smile, a new perspective, and a lot of questions about what really goes on behind closed doors.This is essential listening for anyone who loves their humor raw, their food critique real, and their stories wildly unpredictable. Hit play and join the chaos—your next favorite episode is just a click away.

6. 

   9 Jul 2026

   Jobs, Best Burgers, and Homobonus!

   Most people think they know what it takes to build a successful podcast, but this episode turns the script upside down. DJ Chunky Love drops truth bombs about global warming, political chaos over air conditioning, and the absurdities of European heatwaves—all while sharing hilarious stories from his days working security, military service, and even dressing up as giant goldfish. Dive into the unexpected insights and raw humor that reveal what it really means to navigate life's chaos with a smile. You'll discover how Europe's infrastructure struggles with climate change mistakes Americans for causing global warming—while uncovering the bizarre political debates about AC that led to thousands dying from heat exhaustion. DJ Chunky Love shares wild stories from his time as a security guard, including being tasered during a chaotic stadium fight and how he navigates crowd control with humor and toughness. Get a behind-the-scenes look into the absurd world of fast food rankings, from the superiority of animal-style fries to the expensive pitfalls of Culver's bland burgers—plus, why Five Guys and In-N-Out reign supreme in taste and value. We break down the surprising truth about online dating filters—how to spot a fake profile and the secrets of real connection in a sea of pixelated perfection. Plus, a hilarious deep-dive into the strange world of Catholic saints, including Saint Homobonis, the patron saint of wealth who confidently boasts, You ain't getting this bag. Whether you're looking for inspiration, laughter, or just a fresh perspective on everyday absurdities, this episode is your ticket to feeling more alive and ready to conquer whatever life throws at you. Perfect for curious minds, problem-solvers, and anyone who loves raw, unfiltered storytelling blended with humor and insight. Tune in and discover the lessons behind the laughs—because sometimes, the wildest stories hold the most truth. Ready to challenge your assumptions and have a few drinks along the way? Hit play now, and let’s get into it.

7. 

   9 May 2026

   DJ Chunkyluv Joins Belligerent Bottles

   Most people escalate public rudeness by default—what if a simple shift in awareness could change everything? On this episode of Belligerent Bottles, Jeremy and special guest DJ Chunkyluv dive into the everyday behaviors that drive us nuts and reveal surprising truths about human kindness. Imagine judging someone solely by how they treat waitstaff, animals, or even how they load their shopping carts—instantly illuminating their character. Jeremie, Ryan, and DJ Chunkyluv dissect the importance of awareness, from motorcycle safety to store aisles clogged with inconsiderate shoppers, exposing how these tiny actions reflect deeper values—or the lack thereof. You'll discover: the real reason people leave their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle, the subtle signals of respect (or disrespect) when handing touchy requests, and why ignoring basic public etiquette risks societal breakdown. Jeremy shares stories of lazy parking, loud phone calls, and self-checkout catastrophes that make you think: if everyone practiced simple kindness, our streets would be safer, our stores faster, and our shared spaces more enjoyable. This episode explores why overt rudeness is a symptom of a deeper acceptance of selfishness—and how small acts of consideration can ripple into major societal shifts. Whether you're a stay-at-home parent, a frontline worker, or just someone tired of inconsiderate behavior, understanding these invisible codes offers an opportunity to change your world—and perhaps inspire others to follow. Perfect for anyone frustrated by the trivial but impactful ways people disrespect common space. Tune in to hear real stories, confront your own public habits, and learn how kindness isn't just a virtue—it's a revolution. This isn’t just about etiquette; it’s a call to elevate human connection in everyday life. Guest DJ Chunkyluv, a talented DJ and community engager, brings his insight into the importance of showing respect on and off the dance floor. With his background in event hosting and a sharp eye for social dynamics, he highlights how small gestures—like returning a shopping cart or turning down the loudspeaker—can make a big difference. Are you ready to see the world through a lens of kindness and awareness? Hit play now and discover the simple shifts that could transform your daily interactions—and maybe, just maybe, save society one courteous act at a time.

8. 

   19 Apr 2026

   Doomsday Prep and TikTok Trends

   summary This episode covers a wide range of nostalgic childhood fears, practical life lessons, and humorous anecdotes about technology, safety drills, and urban legends. The host reflects on childhood fears like quicksand and fire drills, shares personal stories about car repairs and Y2K, and discusses misconceptions about Halloween dangers and AI evolution.

9. 

   6 Apr 2026

   Near Death Experiences, Little Pecker Energy, and Toxic Fandom

   Most fans' devotion can turn toxic, especially in franchises like Star Wars or Harry Potter. But what happens when fandom crosses the line into obsession — and then chaos? In this episode, we dive into the wildest tales of toxic fandom—from Star Wars race controversies to Harry Potter casting debates—and reveal how deep the rabbit hole goes. Ryan and Jeremy also explore the dangerous allure of "alpha" culture, from bootcamps promising masculinity to dudes drooling over loud motorcycles and truck nuts, all with an unsettling insecurity at their core.You'll discover: How toxic fans defend their favorite characters—and attack anyone who disagrees The absurdity of "big dick" energy and the beta behavior that underpins it The bizarre world of "alpha" bootcamps and their grifters The relentless obsession with perfection in sci-fi and fantasy, like Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter Hilarious and horrifying stories from overseas adventures that include Yakuza, red-light districts, and near-death experiences in foreign countries Why does any of this matter? Because toxic fandom and insecure masculinity threaten to overshadow the joy of shared passions. When outrage becomes the norm and humility is lost, entire communities fracture and creativity suffers. But by recognizing these pitfalls, you gain the opportunity to enjoy your favorite stories—without losing yourself in the chaos.Whether you're a superfan, a casual viewer, or just tired of the cultural toxicity, this episode is essential listening. Join us for a no-holds-barred look at fandom gone wild, and get ready to laugh, question, and maybe even confront your own little dick energy.Guest credibility: Ryan and Jeremy bring years of nerding out over pop culture, sharing outrageous stories, and calling out toxic behaviors—making this episode a no-BS guide to healthier fandoms and masculinity.Why this works: This episode hooks listeners with provocative questions about fandom and masculinity right upfront, creating curiosity and a sense of shared outrage. It then builds intrigue through wild stories and biting commentary on cultural obsession, ensuring the audience remains engaged and eager for more, all within platform-friendly character limits.

10. 

    29 Mar 2026

    Road Rage, Struggle Meals, and Reality Trash TV

    Most of us struggle with the chaos of everyday life—and the most unexpected moments can teach us the biggest lessons. In this hilarious, unfiltered episode of Belligerent Bottles, your favorite hosts navigate everything from their wild drink experiments to raging about bad drivers, Hollywood delusions, and trashy TV obsession—all while keeping it real and unapologetically funny.Discover how a simple Long Island iced tea can turn into an epic, belligerent adventure, complete with recipe tips and drunken truths. We break down the worst drivers on the road—those who ignore turn signals, hog the fast lane, and ride bikes in traffic—sharing stories that'll make you nod in furious agreement. Plus, we dive into celebrity delusions—Jennifer Lopez's Whitney Houston cover, Ben Affleck's heartbreak, and JLo's Vegas residency—exposing the crazy world of fame and ego.You'll laugh out loud at tales of childhood poverty, the bizarre world of trash TV like 90 Day Fiancé and Love After Lockup, and our guilty pleasure obsessions. We even explore the modern decline of cult classics like Playboy, the absurdity of mixed CDs, and the cringe-worthy food hacks of poor living—and yes, the infamous gas station condiment sandwich.If you love raw humor, outrageous stories, and a heavy dose of "what the hell?" moments, this episode is perfect for you. Whether you're a road rage veteran, a trash TV binge-watcher, or just need a laugh at life's absurdities, these hosts deliver a wild ride through their chaotic universe. Tune in, pour yourself a drink, and get ready for the most belligerent episode yet—where nothing’s off-limits and everything’s hilarious.Don’t miss this unapologetically candid episode—filled with stories, rants, and laughs that will leave you craving more. Hit play now and join the chaos with Belligerent Bottles.

11. 

    14 Mar 2026

    80s movies and Truth or Dare

    Most people don't realize how much overrated stupidity is hiding in plain sight—from Hollywood's most overhyped actors to cheesy 80s action flicks. In this episode, we tear into the biggest overrated actors you love to hate, like Tom Cruise, Kevin Spacey, and Jennifer Lopez, revealing why they’re not all they’re cracked up to be—and why that matters for your movie choices. Plus, we take a hilarious deep dive into 80s action movies, martial arts classics, and cult favorites—like Predator, Running Man, and Bloodsport—dissecting what made them iconic (and why today’s blockbusters can’t compete). You'll discover: why muscle-bound stars like Schwarzenegger and Stallone defined the genre—and why their modest physiques outshined today's overly jacked heroes. We break down the good, the bad, and the absurd of 80s horror flicks like Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th, and even reveal why some blockbuster classics, like Pulp Fiction, are severely overrated—and actually kind of boring. Our candid takes on current TV shows and recent movies will make you rethink what you love—and what you should skip. This episode is perfect if you’re tired of mainstream mediocrity—whether you’re a film buff, a 80s action junkie, or a pop culture skeptic. We throw in plenty of hilarious stories, shockers about Hollywood’s overrated stars, and sharp insights on why classic movies still matter. Don’t settle for the hype—drop the pretenses and hear the real truth about your favorite movies and actors. Tune in for laughs, surprises, and a no-BS perspective on what makes a movie truly great—and what’s just full of itself.

12. 

    7 Mar 2026

    AI and White People Seasoning

    In this episode, belligerent bottles discusses Jeremie’s issues with only lizards, the many ups and downs with AI, and our problem with the way white people sees their food.

13. 

    6 Feb 2026

    Horror Movies, Urban Legends, and Crappy Situations

    SummaryJeremie and Ryan discuss horror movies, urban legends, sober corrections, close calls, and local urban legends. They also share personal stories of embarrassing situations and review Jeremie in the Epstein files!?!? The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including urban legends, horror movies, paranormal experiences, and B-rated horror films. Jeremie and Ryan share personal stories, discuss movie plots, and express their opinions on various horror movie genres.Takeaways Urban legends and personal stories provide engaging and humorous content. Celebrity corrections and embarrassing situations are relatable and entertaining topics. Urban Legends Paranormal Experiences 00:00 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4OpmY6cUfg) Local Urban Legends and Personal Stories 14:36 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4OpmY6cUfg&t=876s) Urban Legends and Shitty Movies Chapters

14. 

    30 Jan 2026

    Hall Passes, Irrational Hatred, and Karaoke

    Summary In this episode of Belligerent Bottles, hosts Ryan Lamont and Jeremy Harris dive into a variety of humorous topics, starting with their drink of the week, Harambe vodka. They discuss the concept of 'hall passes' in relationships, sharing their own celebrity crushes and experiences. The conversation takes a turn as they recount memorable celebrity encounters, including a humorous story about meeting Adam Duritz from Counting Crows. The episode is filled with laughter, banter, and insights into friendship and pop culture.

15. 

    24 Jan 2026

    Cotton Candy, Bosses, and Porn Sequels

    The conversation covers alcohol-induced adventures, celebrity legacy and cultural appropriation, award shows and movie preferences, Jennifer Lopez's legacy, and unfortunate incidents and humorous anecdotes. The hosts share humorous and candid experiences, providing insights into their perspectives on various topics. The conversation covers unpleasant workplace experiences and military deployment challenges. It delves into humorous and uncomfortable workplace incidents, the dynamics of military comradeship, and the challenges of dealing with difficult bosses. Additionally, it explores the humorous topic of porn sequels and workplace humor, providing an entertaining and insightful perspective on these subjects. Takeaways • Alcohol-induced confidence and decision-making • Celebrity legacy and cultural appropriation • Unfortunate incidents and humorous anecdotes Unpleasant workplace experiences • Military deployment challenges Chapters • 00:00 Alcohol-Induced Adventures • 06:04 Award Shows and Movie Preferences • 15:51 Unfortunate Incidents and Humorous Anecdotes • 30:48 Cotton Candy and the Shirt Incident • 36:17 Bosses We Pretend to Respect • 53:35 Porn Sequels and Workplace Humor

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5.0 / 5

2 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

1 ratings

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