Berner Phone
Hosted by Nicole Lyons and Des and Des Bishop · Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
4.5from 5,880 ratings
- 413
- Episodes
- 126
- Transcribed
- 5,880
- Ratings
- Weekly
- Cadence
- 2018
- First episode
- 199M
- YouTube views
About Berner Phone
The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers
- Publisher
- Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
- Category
- comedy · comedy
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 16 Nov 2018
- Latest episode
- 2 Nov 2026
Latest episodes
126 of 413 episodes have a transcript.
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Published 2 Nov 2026 · Transcript excerpt
[…] This one, I don't know. Well, I'll see what you feel. Hey, dial up does crew. I'm going to try not to be breathless because, I just finished Run, which is where I listened to Dialogue Des. But I'm calling in for deal breakers. Hope I'm not too late. My ex-boyfriend was so weirdly close with his mom. […]
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- YouTube views
- 198,743,514
- Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 4.5 / 5
- 5,880 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 88 / 100
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- Quality
- 79
- Social presence
- 97
- YouTube
- 93
- Engagement
- 99
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- Does not typically book guests
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Who hosts Berner Phone?
Nicole Lyons and Des and Des Bishop host the show. Published by Hannah Berner and Des Bishop.
How often do new episodes come out?
The show publishes weekly, based on its RSS feed.
Does Berner Phone take guests?
The show does not typically feature guests, based on episode analyses.
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