Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
Blood $atellite
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
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Recent Episodes
May 22, 2026
The Paradigm that Cried Wolf in Huhmocracy Manifest
Dimes and Judas explore data centers, the return of Peepee Poopoo Man, and the "One Nation Under Blackmail" book, while Dimes interviews Upper Canadian Cavalier on Canadian politics.
May 8, 2026
The Goyverment has sent 6 Gorillon Messages Informing Me the Slopmoids Demand Streamrot
<p>Dimes and Judas discuss a JPMorgan analyst making an outrageously false sexual assault claim against his girlboss, the inept Indian truck driver responsible for the Humboldt Broncos crash avoiding deportation, and the alleged Carney Pivot restoring Canadian sovereignty. After accounting the recent coordination of Age Verification laws being pushed across the Western world, they review the book “Secret Wars: Covert Conflict in International Politics” by Austin Carson. The book explains the ways powerful states covertly participate in foreign wars, how these secretly conduct these secret conflicts, and the logic behind keeping the public unaware. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes returns to The J. Burden Show to discuss a series of unrelated and incoherent topics as he completely forgets to promote his documentary “How to Make a Canadian People.” It’s very enjoyable though. </p> <p>Timestamps:</p> <p>00:18 - George Floyd is Alive and Wears a Dress Rap</p> <p>02:27 – Dimes Sexually Assaulting Studio Execs as a Giant Spider</p> <p>04:25 – Hulk Bogan</p> <p>05:24 - Aleksandr Dugin Crashes Out Against White People</p> <p>17:00 – They Don’t Know What Diabetes Is</p> <p>22:26 – JPMorgan Indian Analyst Invents Outrageous Sexual Assault Claim</p> <p>26:43 – Bank Chads Already Viagra Their Own Drinks</p> <p>32:35 – The Inability for Non-Whites to Bully Their Own Publicly</p> <p>38:03 – We Should #MeToo Harambe Oprah</p> <p>39:07 – Court Defers Deportation of Humboldt Broncos Crash Perpetrator</p> <p>46:55 – Investigating the Carney Pivot</p> <p>1:00:00 – The Gradient of Radicalism</p> <p>01:01:57 – Deep Dive into the Groups Pushing Age Verification Laws</p> <p>01:19:07 – Trump Keeps Not Caring About Being Assassinated</p> <p>01:21:24 – Blood $atellite Show News</p> <p>01:23:34 – “Secret Wars” Review Begins</p> <p>01:27:32 – War Escalation Constrained Since WW2</p> <p>01:33:22 – The Secret Transactional Nature of War</p> <p>01:44:12 – The Urgency to Keep Public perception Under Control</p> <p>01:46:23 – Trump Rips the Stage Curtain Away</p> <p>01:48:55 – The Korean War</p> <p>01:54:44 – The Ominous Backstage of the Ukraine War</p> <p>01:59:54 – Cyberweapons and Cyberattacks </p> <p>02:03:23 – J. Burden Interview Begins</p>
April 24, 2026
Genderplonked Milflennials are a Product of Late Stage Liberalism
<p>Dimes and Judas recap The April Event recently held in Toronto, discuss Infowars being taken over by The Onion, and the Pragmata pdophilia accusations. After exploring Kash Patel’s FBI issuing indictments on the SPLC for infiltrating Far Right groups, they switch lanes to review “Spy Schools: How the CIA, FBI, and Foreign Intelligence Secretly Exploit America's Universities” by Daniel Golden. The book explains how government intelligence units both foreign and domestic have infiltrated America’s top schools to steal intellectual property and recruit students to become spies. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Max Genest, a Canadian independent journalist who has confronted politicians on their advocacy of mass migration and other corruptions. </p> <p>Timestamps:</p> <p>00:24 – Companies using AI to Negotiate Salaries Down with Absolute Authority </p> <p>05:00 – Looking Forward to Eternal Darkness</p> <p>06:14 – Judas Drops Plum Tree Knowledge (Dimes Alarmed!)</p> <p>08:05 – Young Plants Named After What Weapon They Can Be Used As</p> <p>09:14 – April Event Recap</p> <p>36:06 – Discussing “How to Make a Canadian People”</p> <p>41:44 – The Onion Takes Over Infowars, Tim Heidecker In Charge</p> <p>51:39 – “Pragmata” Video Game Pedophilia Accusations</p> <p>1:18:43 – Leftists Are Accusing Everyone of Being Pedophiles</p> <p>1:22:07 – Kash Patel’s FBI Attacking the SPLC over Subversion of Far-Right Groups</p> <p>1:34:24 – “Spy Schools” Review Begins</p> <p>1:43:11 – The Case of Liu Ruopeng and Project 111</p> <p>1:48:21 – Targeting Marginalized Professors and Traitors </p> <p>1:54:16 – How to Recruit Academic Spies</p> <p>1:56:52 – The CIA Infiltrating Academia</p> <p>2:00:59 – The FBI Infiltrating Academia </p> <p>2:08:04 – Max Genest Interview Begins*</p>
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