Welcome aboard the healing train to 'Call Me When You're Healed' - the podcast where Markita and Natalie serve up sass, laughs, and a side of unsolicited advice. From dating disasters to friendship fiascos, no topic is off-limits as they hilariously dissect the trials and tribulations of modern life. Tune in every THURSDAY for your dose of wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of healing vibes. Can't get enough? Join the party on Instagram at Call Me When You're Healed (https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed/) and let the laughter therapy begin!
Pack your bags (and maybe your marriage license) because this week Nat’s fresh from a family trip to Minnesota, Kita’s back from a Waymo-filled San Francisco vacation, and we’re unpacking everything from driverless cars to drive-thru cravings. We cover Taco Bell on the beach, Chili’s on the Nile River, and a THC-crab-sandwich situation you have to hear to believe.
On the relationship side, Nat reveals her top 3 must-haves to marry a man (plus the tattoo promise she made to herself), Kita shares the 3 things in Trey that sealed the deal, and we give wedding moments—both red flag and green flag—their due spotlight. Also, Nat’s convinced the world’s two biggest problems are men and boy moms.
And in this week’s Healing Hotline, we help a listener figure out how to communicate her solo travel dreams to a husband who thinks she’s living a double life—without even suggesting she dump him (growth!).
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Email: Callmewhenyourehealed.inq@gmail.com
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Natalie
Insta: @NatSheezy
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And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉
31 Jul 2025
The 90s Called 🕹️📞💖
This week on Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila are taking a trip down memory lane 🌀 back to our childhoods in the 90s and early 2000s. We’re talking dial-up internet, AIM chats, email pranks, Limewire chaos (“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” 😅), and secret gamer girl lives featuring Frogger, GTA, Sims, and Runescape. Oh, and Robot Chicken? Traumatizing.
We also get into the emotional side of growing up — from scary movies we weren’t ready for 👻 to mall stores our parents would never let us shop at (justice for Libby Lou, Build-A-Bear, and American Girl Dolls ✨). We share the stories of our older siblings shaping our cool-girl aesthetics, our complicated relationships with school 📚, confidence, and perfectionism... and the big question: if we could go back, would we do anything differently?
And in this week’s Healing Hotline, we’re helping a young listener who knows it’s time to break up with her boyfriend of 3 years but doesn’t feel strong enough to do it. 💔 She’s 24, surrounded by people getting married, and feeling so alone. We give her the big sister advice we wish we had at that age — reminding her (and you!) that new chapters, new cities, and new friendships (hi Bumble BFF 👯♀️) are all waiting on the other side. Sponsor us 💛
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Email: CallMeWhenYoureHealed.inq@gmail.com
AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here's our personal socials:
Natalie
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Markita
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And remember, call us when you're healed 😉
17 Jul 2025
Blocked, Bitten, and Barely Jealous
This week on Call Me When You’re Healed, trust issues are trending. 💅 A girl caught her man cheating by checking her blocked list—yep, he was blocking other girls on her phone. Make it make sense.
Then Minnesota Natalie ruins Markita’s river girl fantasy with one terrifying fact: there are snakes in Texas rivers. Floating? Canceled. 🐍
The girls get real about jealousy—rating themselves and breaking down how it shows up in relationships and friendships. And when it comes to inviting someone else into where the magic happens? Let’s just say… hard pass.
Plus, The Healing Hotline dives into why coercion is not consent and what boundaries you need before that first date. Grab your emotional support water bottle and tune in for wisdom, chaos, and everything in between. 💖📞
Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!
Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed
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Email: Callmewhenyourehealed.inq@gmail.com
AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:
Natalie
Insta: @NatSheezy
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Tik Tok: @NatSheezy
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Markita
Insta: @markitamitchell_
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And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉
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