A podcast about current events in which we dig for the truth...and keep on digging. We are joined by our mascot, Chirpy, the canary who is protesting for the coal mine to be open because its good for the economy. Chirpy knows what's up and you should too!
17. Bootlegged McRib of Democracy: When Can We Vote to Join Russia?
Did you think we were going to make another episode? Yes, we did! Unlike the McRib, we're never off the menu. Join us as we discuss the virtue of Russian democracy and ask why we were never allowed to vote to annex ourselves to Russia. Even though the United States is the more perfect nation ever in the history of universe, we discuss ways to make the United States perfecter by improving our election system. After all, if our elections are so great, why do we have to keep doing them over and over again?
24 Sept 2022
16. Justice Jamboree: Putting the Sue Back in Suepreme
After a very brief pause, we're back (no thanks to the FBI). Listen as we deconstruct the Supreme Court and rebuild in its rightful image (i.e. God's). We also give you a tour of the Constitution, which doesn't say nearly as much as the Democrats want us to believe (Puff the Magic Dragon). Stay tuned for instructions on how to make your own hair constitution and how YOU might become the next Suepreme Court Justice! Shout out to our newest listener, Elon Musk!
7 May 2022
15. Welcome to Planet Musk: You're in for Elon Ride!
Will Elon Musk buy Twitter? We may never know but WE have some suggestions for what he could do with the money instead. Build Trump statues? Give aid to the Russian military? Send dinosaurs to the Moon? There are more possibilities than characters in a tweet! Along the way, we make some friends and discuss socialism in physical education textbooks. Our episode wraps up with some musings - or shall we say muskings - on what we'll be able to say now that speech is finally free on Twitter. Thank god billionaires and corporations are protecting our rights because no one else will.
3 Apr 2022
14. Star Wars Episode III.V: Blade Runner, A Review
Not so long, long ago in a galaxy very nearby....
Looking for a more realistic view of LA and a New Hope (TM) for the future, check out this episode in which we review the director's cut of Blade Runner! We provide the review that the lamestream media doesn't want you to hear. Listen as we summarize the plot and clearly explain how this chapter in the Star Wars epic saga relates to the wider Star Wars universe. We also explore connections to other overlooked films in the Star Wars canon such as Splash, Cool Runnings, Blade, and the Old Testament. Make sure to listen this episode BEFORE watching the movie (don't worry absolutely NO SPOILERS but no blades or runners either, boo). There has never been a more pro-business, anti-government movie in the history of leftist Hollywood and, unless you listen to this first, you'll never see it. You'll never be confused again after hearing our in-depth and detailed overview of the adventures of Han Solo in Los Angeles 2019. Hello utopia!!!!
9 Jan 2022
13. Let's Get The Economy Inflated! (Camo Foil's Trumphant Return)
Happy New Year! Thankfully, this episode, which we recorded in October, survived Y2K and is still relevant! To open the 2022 season of Camo Foil, we tackle the complex topic of the economy and the question of the debt ceiling. Learn what those eggheads in Washington don't want you to know about Big Ceiling and how corporate sponsorship will make us solvent again. Has anyone seen that trillion dollar coin yet? Probably not because it's lodged in a vending machine at a rest stop in Florida. Fortunately, we're here to tell you what that beautiful coin looks like. It is a true celebration of American leadership and technological prowess (as is the government debt billboard from Frank, Matt's neighbor). So, enjoy this episode and make it last because who knows when our corporate sponsors and the woke mob will let us speak to the public again. We recommend listening to this episode on 0.5x. By the way, this episode brought to you by Party City Helium Balloons (but not really).
26 Sept 2021
12. Don't Watch the 2021 Olympics!!!
On your marks, get set, go to your DVR and erase the 2021 Olympics before you watch them and listen to us instead! We spare you the horrors of the anti-American, anti-Trump propaganda machine that is the modern Olympics. We high jump over the bar of disinformation and global unity that prevents you from crashing on to the mat of truth. Learn how the lack of critical race theory in schools is putting American athletes at a 'uge disadvantage on the international stage. Speaking of international, we're not sure how we feel about that. It kind of sounds anti-American to us. How about you? Did you NOTICE that the Olympics didn't even take place on the American time zone? And why wasn't President Trump a part of team USA? These are some of the questions we explore, while reminding everyone of FDR's famous protest at the 1948 Olympics Track and Field events. It's probably the only thing he did RIGHT - too bad he wasn't still president. And finally, listen closely to get the inside scoop on the Gluegate scandal that got the sham, internationalist, anti-America Olympics in a very sticky situation.
24 Jul 2021
11. The Warehouse of Solitude: Jeff Bezos Takes Our Workforce to the Moon
What's really causing the worker shortage in the United States? Fears of the coronavirus? Lack of childcare? Low pay and lack of benefits? No! If you thought ANY of these were the right answer, you've been brainwashed by the lamestream media. Join us as we the solve the mystery the missing workers. And the man with the smoking gun (or should we say smoking rocket?) is none other than Jeff Bezos. Along the way, you'll learn why every crouton matters and why you should be very, very afraid of round wheels. To the moon, Alexa!
5 Jun 2021
10. Realty Bits(Coin)
Digital houses - from foe to friend in under thirty five minutes. In this episode, we discuss all the fabulous and terrifying aspects of digital homeownership. How do handle noisy guests that have the audacity to disagree with your political views? Who or what will be in your canon of cannons? How many shades of orange will your at digital home tanning saloon offer? Learn how to transform your bitcoins into the digital bunker of your dreams.
1 Apr 2021
9. Biden's Un-American Carnage Plan
Join us in this episode as we expose the terrors of the stimulus bill that Congress just passed (we mean the first one). Where have all the pictures of Donald Trump gone? Did you even notice that they had disappeared? Do you know what's really happening on Mars? And, if NASA does find life there, should it be given US citizenship automatically? We think not because we all know extraterrestrials vote Democrat! Learn how this new "spending" bill will require us all to kneel at the National Anthem and prevents the US government from endorsing Christianity (Baby Jesus is sad). And, as if that wasn't enough, just wait till you hear about the statues and how people will be paid an astronomical $15.00 an hour to build statues only to tear them down (US taxpayers are sad just like Baby Jesus). There's too many horrors to discuss! So, keep listening as we read most of the most outrageous parts of this bill aloud. We dedicate this episode to Senator Ron Johnson, a true American patriot.
8 Mar 2021
8. The Ungildening of America
What nightmare lessons does the Progressive Era hold for Biden's America? In this historic episode, we discuss the horrors that the first "Progressive" movement visited upon this great nation such as child labor laws, voting rights, and the FDA (aka the Freedom Destruction Administration). We also offer our recommendations on how to deal with the devolution of American society into a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Denise tell us about using burning-tire scented candles and readiness drills for her kids, while Matt discusses his plans to do historical re-enactments of the highlights of the former president's four years in office. We end with a plug for Camo•Foil's ALL NEW home delivery food service, "Food Today, Gone Tomorrow," for all your whiskey, diet soda, and marshmallow cereal needs!
31 Jan 2021
7. The Greatest Tragedy of Trump's Political Career
Now that Trump is out of the Oval Office, his real work in politics can FINALLY begin. While everyone else was talking about electron fraud, the real scoop was the alliance of Trump's opponents that attempted to keep him in office and on the political sidelines. Join us as we blow the doors off the house that Big Realty and Big Reality built - not so much a house as a prison. We also imagine what Donald Joan Trump will do now that he is free of that political prison known as the White House. Thank God Biden stole the election!
28 Dec 2020
6. War on Christmas? Nah....WAP Christmas!
M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S!!!!! In this episode, we discuss how we continue to defend Christmas from the relentless onslaught of secular culture, the lamestream media and the deep state. We give you tips for putting Christmas back into your everyday life including setting up your very own live manger for Christmas Eve! Stay tuned after the end for a special Christmas present....the world premiere of WAP Christmas! And if you like that, watch our very first, ever "music" video! https://youtu.be/6xf-P2PfTdw
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
6 Dec 2020
5. Coming Out of the Cabinet: Our Presidential Advisory Dream Team
In this episode, we do the hard work of picking the future cabinet members for President Trump's second term. We won't tell you here who we picked for each position. But let's just say we recommend some very grounded choices such as Judge Judy and Mr. Peanut. You're welcome, Mr. President. And you are welcome too. If you don't come away from this episode with a better understanding of the cabinet and what it takes to be one of the President's advisors, we have done our job.
2 Nov 2020
4. Flies, LIes, the Unacknowledged Assassination Attempt and Biden's Signal to Aliens: An Election Day Special!
Our fourth episode, just in time to celebrate the end of an era, that era being the era of American democracy! Tune in as we blow the lid off of a Dairy Queen blizzard of news. We filter out the Reese's Pieces of lies that are polluting your news feed. We reveal that the President's recent near death experience with COVID was probably engineered by Chris Wallace in conjunction with the DNC. Depending on how things go on November 3rd, we're moving to Cuba - for the facial hair - and we explain why you should too. Camo-foilers, stand by and stand down because we know you can't stand up or stand out! Do you understand? We don't. (NOTE: This episode is NOT sponsored by Dairy Queen (tm) or Reese's Pieces (tm)).
11 Oct 2020
3. The Deep State: A View from the Shallow End
What is the Deep State? Why is it trying to destroy the sun and American Football? In this episode, we answer all these questions and more as we wade into the sea-monster-filled deep end of media lies about the Deep State. Who's part of the Deep State? Nancy Pelosi? Bill Gates? Vladmir Putin? Cardi B? Cookie Monster? These are just some of the operatives that we un-mask in our discussion. So, grab your beach towel and your floaties as we dive in!
17 Sept 2020
2. Will Voting Kill American Democracy?
It's the long awaited for second installment of Camo•Foil. Listen in as we discuss the dangers of mail-in voting and the time-machine gap between our two political parties. You know what we always say....if it isn't in the Constitution or the Bible, then DON’T DO IT!
10 Aug 2020
1. Mask Hysteria
Presenting the very first episode of Camo*Foil! What's the real truth behind masks? Why aren't people willing to sacrifice for the economy? Was Typhoid Mary a threat or a hero? We explore these questions and more as we dig for the truth and keep on digging. Let us help you lift the veil of ignorance, douse it with gasoline and light it on fire.
19 Jul 2020
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