Comedians Alison Thea-Skot (@alisontheaskot) and Joz Norris (@joznorris) discuss the world’s secrets, as submitted by the audience, and decide whether they should be made public or placed in the Top Secret Vault. If you’ve ever done something funny or terrible, and never told anyone, now is the time to unleash the facts anonymously at secretspodcast.show.Cover Art by Jess Lindsey (@_watthouse_)
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Being very honest about dating, security guard denial and cereal secrets
How you can be really honest and people still not believe you, did a listener allow a thief to escape and how to hide a non-existent collection of breakfast food.
We also have a special guest playing ‘The Secret Secret’.
Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show
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18 May 2022
Episode 9: Taking the blame, crushing life changes and park pass-time secrets
How can you have committed a lofty crime if you weren’t tall enough, should you ever revisit a past lover and what happens when your wife lets you date other women but you prefer not to?
Joz and Ali have also invented a new game called ‘Trade Secrets’, but don’t think for one minute that we now do games.
Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show
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4 May 2022
Epsiode 8: Radio remedies, lying for love and a secret way to get your five-a-day on the cheap
Do you know how to pronounce ALL the words, and would you cover for a beau who doesn’t? Also in this ep, find out what happens if you swear on radio and the cheapest way to buy green veggies in secret. Enjoy the new round ‘Conspiracy or Not?’, although we DON’T DO ROUNDS.
Come for the Ant and Dec expert knowledge, stay for the Top Secret Vault.
Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show
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20 Apr 2022
Episode 7: Digital tricks, a naughty prison proposition and a secret told to an innocent child
How do magic tricks really work, how sexy is incarceration and can you kid a kid? The guys are also joined by a friend of Joz to play ‘The Secret Secret’ - but remember, WE DON’T HAVE ROUNDS!
Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show
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6 Apr 2022
Episode 6: Cinema disasters, a soggy emergency revealed, and a secret promotion
This week - Joz spills the beans on an extra secret he’s been keeping, find out what can happen outside a church if the doors are locked, we look at some ecclesiastical genitals and discover what Ali finds so attractive about cavemen.
Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show
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30 Mar 2022
Episode 5: Under-priced pants, a rocky bathroom break and a first degree cheating secret
This week we learn about cheap underwear, burying your shame and passing your degree the easy way - plus it’s Joz’s turn to set the challenge for this week’s Secret From History.
Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show
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23 Mar 2022
Episode 4: Kidnapped kitties, deflated school skipping and secret friends who don’t exist
Find out what Joz and Ali make of unlawfully acquired pets, sabotaging your own parent’s car and what happens when you convince your mum you are popular.
Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show
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16 Mar 2022
Episode 3: Touching twins, flatmate untruths and a secret kept from a boyfriend
Sometimes being an identical twin can be challenging, but this week’s secret shows that sometimes it can be another level. Also this week, find out how keeping secrets from friends and partners can be the trickiest of deceit. Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show.
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9 Mar 2022
Episode 2: Light-handed relations, alarming events and secret signings
If your granny is a kleptomaniac, you’ve ever set off a fire alarm in a very unlikely place and you’ve passed off your signature as that of a famous sports star then all of this week’s secrets could star you! You’d better listen to find out, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show.
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2 Mar 2022
Episode 1: Free food, surprising lesson dodging and secret fruit tales
This week’s secrets include food-pilfering, the worst way to get out of PE ever, and the sweetest secret we’ve heard so far involving an apple. Join Joz and Ali as they come to terms with your secrets and decide which one is deserving of being locked up forever in the Top Secret Vault.
Ali and Joz need your secrets NOW - visit secretspodcast.show for anonymous submission.
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23 Feb 2022
Top Secret Preview!
A secret (see what we did there?) preview of the new series - coming up in the next few weeks, prepare for nicked kittens, outrageous P.E. excuses, the dangers of being a married twin - and much more. Ali and Joz need your secrets NOW - visit secretspodcast.show for anonymous submission.
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