Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

About Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters, born from sketches but forged in the stories we tell. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. Written, performed, directed, produced and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. All music (C) Kevin Chilvers - Some sound effects from www.zapsplat.com Geoff the Baker pays us in tiny cakes if we mention him in bios. --- #britishcomedy #storytelling #audiostory #comedyhorror #comedydrama #mystery #comedyseries #funnystuff #comedy #laughter #funny #characters #sketch #story Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

Publisher

Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders

Category

comedy · fiction · fiction

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

5 Jul 2021

Latest episode

5 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

121 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   5 Oct 2026

   Dual

   The chase continues across the spaghetti junctions of the M6. Can Gavin and Chip escape the lorry that's been tailing them or will they be pushed off the road to face a fiery death on the hard shoulder. Geoff the Baker advises that there could be some confusion with the small print about him on the last episode, and would like to point out that he is not a vampire, he just enjoys merlot. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com (http://www.zapsplat.com/) Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . www.catnoircomedypodcast.org.uk (http://www.catnoircomedypodcast.org.uk) #britishcomedy #comedyseries #ukcomedy #storytelling #comedyvideo #funny #catnoir #scary #silly #surreal Buy the Creeping Jazz novel here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Novel-Story-Creeping-Jazz/dp/B0GHJQJCKZ (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Novel-Story-Creeping-Jazz/dp/B0GHJQJCKZ) ------------------------ SCENE FOUR: LOCAL GARAGE Gavin and chip are inside the shop. Mr Boombastic, the owner, is behind the counter. Gavin throws some items before him. There is horrible shop music playing. GAVIN: Here you go mate. MR BOOMBASTIC: One a penny, two a penny, hot crossed buns. GAVIN: What? You? How are you here. I met you in the last garage I went to. 50 miles ago. MR BOOMBASTIC: What. I own this garage and only this one garage. Not a second garage. Just one. Right here. You are standing in the only garage I own as I do not have a second one. GAVIN: Glad you made that clear. Thank you. We've met before. MR BOOMBASTIC: We have not. GAVIN: I know you, you sing. MR BOOMBASTIC: I don't normally do that, but if you want me to, I will. Prepare yourself for an aural onslaught. GAVIN: Talk about déjà vu. MR BOOMBASTIC: I do not know that song. The only French song I know is 99 red balloons. GAVIN: That's German. No, I mean we met this morning and had this same conversation. MR BOOMBASTIC: My brother owes a garage like this fifty miles away. He also likes to sing. Although, of course he can't. He will tell you that he wants to be on TV. (plugs in a microphone) I do not want to be on TV but I do, have the voice of (with reverb) an angel. GAVIN: Yes, certainly something that's died. Hey, Chip, come here! CHIP: What? GAVIN: You won't believe this. Chip walks to the counter. He places items on the counter throughout the next exchange. MR BOOMBASTIC: Chip? CHIP: Hello. MR BOOMBASTIC: No, I was offering you a chip. CHIP: Oh. That just happens to be my name too. MR BOOMBASTIC: My name isn't chip. CHIP: (sighs) This guy is hard work. GAVIN: Says you. CHIP: What does that mean? GAVIN: You are Mr Hard work city. CHIP: I'm not a place where people live mate. MR BOOMBASTIC: And neither am I. Although my middle name is Potter's Bar. GAVIN: I do sometimes wonder if I'm trapped in some kind of comedy series. CHIP: Hmm. As the straight man. GAVIN: Yes. What? CHIP: Gonna grab some snacks. Chip wanders off and starts throwing bags of sweets onto the counter. MR BOOMBASTIC: Very funny. This friend of yours Mr Chips. He knows what is right and wrong. GAVIN: Mr Chips? MR BOOMBASTIC: Yes, sorry… what is Mr Chips doing? GAVIN: I don't know. Say what you see. MR BOOMBASTIC: He is putting bags and bags of sweets on my counter. He is filling up the whole counter. Now he has filled the middle square. Is he going to buy them? CHIP: It's a good guess, but it's not quite right. Gavin's going to buy them for me. He owes me after I saved his life AGAIN. GAVIN: I don't think that's true and I'm not buying you sweets. MR BOOMBASTIC: I would buy him sweets if he saved my life. GAVIN: Well you are not me. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

2. 

   28 Sept 2026

   Last chance to die

   On his way to a job interview in Birmingham, Gavin Walters picks up a hitchhiker, unaware he is being followed by a lorry eager to get his attention. Can they escape before they are forced to eat at a two-star motorway service? Geoff the Baker occasionally enjoys a little glass of red. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com (http://www.zapsplat.com/) Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . www.catnoircomedypodcast.org.uk (http://www.catnoircomedypodcast.org.uk) #britishcomedy #comedyseries #ukcomedy #storytelling #comedyvideo #funny #catnoir #scary #silly #surreal Buy the Creeping Jazz novel here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Novel-Story-Creeping-Jazz/dp/B0GHJQJCKZ (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Novel-Story-Creeping-Jazz/dp/B0GHJQJCKZ) --------------- SCENE FOUR: LORRY CAB We hear a lorry following Gavin. Inside the cab there is terrible music playing on the radio. The DJ talks over the music. DJ (Over the radio): You're listening to Big Lorry FM. Fairly middling music for those behind the wheel of a two-ton truck. Be careful driving those streets today, the summer is hot and unforgiving. I always wear a hat to protect my head. You need to protect your head, as it's where most of us keep our brains, however, not all of us, and talking of the royal family… Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

3. 

   21 Sept 2026

   The Pie man Saga (Part Three)

   As the story becomes increasingly unfocussed due to sloppy writing, Kev and Matt finally learn the truth of The Pie Man. Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com (http://www.zapsplat.com/) Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker said he’ll be back when we stop mocking pies. So, next week. www.catnoircomedypodcast.org.uk (http://www.catnoircomedypodcast.org.uk) https://www.amazon.co.uk/Novel-Story-Creeping-Jazz/dp/B0GHJQJCKZ (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Novel-Story-Creeping-Jazz/dp/B0GHJQJCKZ) Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

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YouTube views

27,756

Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

1 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

8 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 64 / 100

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Quality

67

Social presence

0

YouTube

85

Engagement

68

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