Cereal Killers Podcast

About Cereal Killers Podcast

Join Greg and Jack at The Breakfast Table of their Deathbed and Breakfast for the crunchiest true crime stories, with a dark comedy twist. Our resident psychopathic, sugar fanatic sommeliers pair together each serial killer with a different cereal and chow down so you can get the lowdown. Grab a bowl, get the milk and listen to the blood that's been spilled on Cereal Killers Podcast. Stay crunchy.

Publisher

Jack Heywood and Greg Falla

Category

comedy · true crime

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

30 Apr 2020

Latest episode

9 Nov 2020

Latest episodes

12 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   9 Nov 2020

   Episode 12 - Paranormal Pastries: Haunted Dolls

   Halloween is not just a time of the year, it's a state of mind. Put on your best ghoul face and come with us to the Spooky Ooky Deathbed and Breakfast for some Paranormal Pastries! Get a preview of this Patreon exclusive series joining the High Priests for some High Strangeness over some High Tea. This time, it's all about Haunted Dolls. Covering magick, rituals, voodoo and more, discover incidents of haunted dolls and how to reverse the curse set to a myriad of 2008 emo-core. This episode would not be possible without Twisted Tugs Studios (https://www.twistedtugsstudio.com/), a doll maker, a hell raiser and all round awesome dude. Check out our Patreon to get access to our next edition of Paranormal Pastries. https://patreon.com/cerealkillerspodcast Stay crunchy 🤘 ================ We have merch! https://teespring.com/stores/cereal-killers-podcast (https://teespring.com/stores/cereal-killers-podcast) Find us on social media: Twitter: @WeAreCKP Facebook: @WeAreCKP Instagram: @cereal_killers_podcast Or visit our website, https://cerealkillerspodcast.com Show Notes: Taggart King Meditation (https://open.spotify.com/artist/3G4VHtfdJBqB8jdYUbZ6nd) CKP's Dolly Bop Playlist Murderfist - The Dollmaker (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb5CVNF9mHA)

2. 

   26 Oct 2020

   Episode 11 - The Apple J-Axeman of New Orleans

   Much like Greg's bowel disease, we're back! After a long hiatus we've reopened our Deathbed and Breakfast and are serving up some Kill-ogg's with a NAWLINS twist. Settle in with a fresh cup of Mourning Coffee as the two Brits who don't give a sh*t chow down so you can get the low down on the tale of the Axeman of New Orleans. You’re in for a deeper dive into the tale than most other peddlers of this jazzy story, so make sure you’ve got a strong grip on that axe or you might end up losing your head… ================ If you enjoy the episode and want to support what we do, join our religious order as a patreon patron: https://patreon.com/cerealkillerspodcast (https://patreon.com/cerealkillerspodcast) And as all good cults religious orders have merch - make sure you buy some sacrificial garbs and rep us with pride from our online store. https://teespring.com/stores/cereal-killers-podcast As always you can find us on all the social medias: Twitter: @WeAreCKP (https://twitter.com/weareckp) Facebook: @WeAreCKP Instagram: @cereal_killers_podcast Or visit our website https://cerealkillerspodcast.com Stay crunchy 🤘 Show Notes: Apple Jacks Tasting Notes Magnum Opus of the Inglorious Kind Body Treats Essentials (feat. CKP) Slouch Hat

3. 

   7 Sept 2020

   Episode 10 - The Chex-Board Killer

   The time has come! Gather and kneel at the Cereal Chantry for the first ever Jackisode. Welcome to Russia (said no truthful tourism board), the motherland where our grizzly tale takes place. Listen as Jack masterfully navigates the story of Alexander Pichushkin like a chess grandmaster while eating a big bowl of chessboard coloured Chex, in what is the most perfect pun and cereal/serial killer combination our resident psychopathic sugar fanatic sommelier, Greg, has dreamt up yet. Follow us into the Russian sewers en route to our Deathbed and Breakfast's games room for a cheeky round of chess, before sitting at the Breakfast Table as we chow down so you can get the low down. ================ As always you can find us on all the social medias: Twitter: @WeAreCKP (https://twitter.com/weareckp) Facebook: @WeAreCKP Instagram: @cereal_killers_podcast Make sure you sign up to our Patreon (discussed at the end of the episode): https://patreon.com/cerealkillerspodcast (https://patreon.com/cerealkillerspodcast) And as all good cults have merch - make sure you buy some sacrificial garbs and rep us with pride from our online store. https://teespring.com/stores/cereal-killers-podcast (https://teespring.com/stores/cereal-killers-podcast) Stay crunchy 🤘 Show Notes: Chex Tasting Notes (https://www.cerealkillerspodcast.com/cereals/chocolate-chex) Bitsa Park (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitsa_Park) Pichushkin's Chessboard Khrushchyovkas (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khrushchyovka)

4. 

   24 Aug 2020

   Episode 9 - Cryptid Crispies: Sasquatch

   If you go down in the woods today you're sure of a big surprise… because Greg and Jack have swapped the breakfast table for a campfire and a tent as they settle in to tell you about the man(?), the totally-not-a-myth, but definitely a legend, BIGFOOT! With Greg's ancestry on display, listen as the two Brits who don't give a sh*t discuss the biology and origin of the Sasquatch before taking you on a journey to some of the different variants around the world. ================ This episode is brought to you by CRYPTID CRATE. They are a subscription box service giving you the coolest and crunchiest Cryptid Merch. Use our exclusive code CEREAL to get 10% off individual item purchases and $5 off new subscriptions. https://boxmountainllc.com/pages/cryptid-crate/ ================ If you like what we want do and want to support the show, you can sign up to our Patreon for exclusive bonus content and your chance to become One with The Crunch. Be sure to check out our YouTube channel, Cereal Killers Podcast, now premiering a special treat to say thank you for 666 listens! Follow us on the socials: Twitter: @WeAreCKP (https://twitter.com/weareckp) Facebook: @WeAreCKP Instagram: @cereal_killers_podcast You can also contact us by emailing contact@cerealkillerspodcast.com or by filling out the contact form on cerealkillerspodcast.com. Stay Crunchy! 🤘 Show Notes: Honey Monster Wheat Puffs Tasting Notes Sugar Puffs Crimp (https://youtube.com/watch?v=DLXMxU-FC1E) The Mighty Boosh Crimps (https://youtube.com/watch?v=-2q2cgb3fRU) The Mighty Boosh (https://amazon.com/The-Mighty-Boosh/dp/B07C84NKH3) Greg the Apeman Bigfoot Types (https://bigfoot411.com/bigfoot-types.html) Bigfoot Variants: Mantis Man (https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Mantis_Man) Mothman (https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Mothman) Dog Man (https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Minnesota_Dog-Man) Octo-squatch (https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Octo-squatch) Batsquatch (https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Batsquatch) Sheepsquatch Pig Man (https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Sam_Harris)

5. 

   10 Aug 2020

   Episode 8 - Conspiracy Crunch

   Taking a rest from blood splatter and mad chatter, the coffin boffins shed their ceremonial robes in exchange for tinfoil hats. Pulling at the loosest thread in an attempt to unravel whatever you deem to be "reality", the boys cover a smattering of the crunchiest conspiracy theories. Remove all your fillings, pray to the lizard people and order some "cheese pizza". Covering: 19:50 - Black Eyed Children & MK Ultra 36:35 - DMT & Simulation Theory 1:04:45 - Mattress-Gate 1:31:40 - Dylatov Pass With each of the resident High Priests taking up the mantle on their specialist subjects, make like Jack and Marla at the end of Fight Club, and watch the world burn. This episode is brought to you by Busted Bones Tees (https://bustedbonestees.com/) and Body Treats Essentials. We are also on Patreon - FINALLY - if you love what we do, join us today and become One with The Crunch. We've also started a YouTube channel, Cereal Killers Podcast, now premiering a special treat to say thank you for 666 listens! Follow us on the socials: Twitter: @WeAreCKP (https://twitter.com/weareckp) Facebook: @WeAreCKP Instagram: @cereal_killers_podcast You can also contact us by emailing contact@cerealkillerspodcast.com or by filling out the contact form on cerealkillerspodcast.com. Stay Crunchy! Show Notes: Crunchy Nut Tasting Notes MKUltra (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra) DMT: The Spirit Molecule - Rick Strassman Dead Mountain - Donny Eichar

6. 

   24 Jul 2020

   Episode 7 - Cinnamon Krolls

   Gather round kids, it's time to learn about Unky Joachim! That's right, the coffin boffins are back at the front desk of their Deathbed and Breakfast, serving you Mourning Coffee to get through this deep dive into Joachim Kroll! Jack and Greg chow down on some Curiously Cinnamon delights whilst unboxing and unpacking this "special fellow". Unearth the mirth as the boys put the laughter into slaughter on this Foreign Import edition of Cereal Killers Podcast. As always follow us on the socials: Twitter: @WeAreCKP (https://twitter.com/weareckp) Facebook: @WeAreCKP Instagram: @cereal_killers_podcast Please provide us with feedback and contact us by emailing contact@cerealkillerspodcast.com or by filling out the contact form on cerealkillerspodcast.com, as we'd love to hear from you. Big thanks again to Busted Bones Tees (https://bustedbonestees.com/) for sponsoring this episode. Grab your bowl, get the milk and listen to the blood that's been spilt. Stay crunchy 🤘 Show Notes: Curiously Cinnamon Tasting Notes The Island of Alderney (https://www.visitalderney.com/) I'll Be Gone In The Dark A Different Cinnamon Graham Ad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpeaKRWIIhs)

7. 

   15 Jul 2020

   Episode 6 - Giggling Granny O's

   Sweet home Alabama, do we have a crunchy episode for you all today. The two Brits who don't give a sh*t combine blood splatter with mad chatter by putting the gory into allegory in the tale of Nannie Doss. A big bowl of Oreo O's is served at The Breakfast Table to accompany Lady Bluebeard's poisonous was, but that's not all… we also have a special guest on this episode so make sure you don't miss it! Be sure to check out Busted Bones Tees (https://bustedbonestees.com/) for all your tastefully distasteful threads. Join us and follow the Crunch: Twitter: @WeAreCKP (https://twitter.com/weareckp) Facebook: @WeAreCKP Instagram: @cereal_killers_podcast Stay crunchy cerealkillerspodcast.com / contact@cerealkillerspodcast.com Show Notes: Oreo O's Tasting Notes Aunty Donna Hatpin as a Weapon Mad TV Arnold Schwarzenegger

8. 

   26 Jun 2020

   Episode 5 - Metheny's Prostitute Puffs

   Jack and Greg are back at the Breakfast Table, and ready to chow down to give you the low down on this crunchy true crime story. Joe Metheny - 450lbs of cannibalistic, sadistic, scorned madman. Listen to the murder, mayhem, burgers & blood, enveloped in the haze of 1990s nostalgia. Put on your favourite Nirvana t-shirt, pour a bowl of Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch and find out how the serial killer version of Guy Fieri became a Baltimore-based slasher flick icon in his own right. Follow CKP Instagram: @Cereal_Killers_Podcast Facebook: @WeAreCKP Twitter: @WeAreCKP (https://twitter.com/weareckp) Check out the website, cerealkillerspodcast.com to pay your respects to Frank and learn about how Greg and Jack came to be. Stay crunchy! Show Notes: Numbers Station (http://hyperurl.co/quiverhonesty) Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch Tasting Notes Horatio Magellan Crunch Jack's Bald Head Joe Metheny

9. 

   12 Jun 2020

   Episode 4 - The Toolbox Killers' Box of Trix (Part II)

   WARNING: This is a CKP Top Shelf Episode, listener discretion is advised. Narration of a violent and explicit nature are prevalent throughout this episode - so please be careful. Jack and Greg are back at The Breakfast Table to conclude their series on The Toolbox Killers. All crimes are covered in gritty and disturbing detail, all whilst on a full stomach of Trix. Listen if you dare.... Be sure to check out Jack's band Numbers Station to cleanse yourself after the episode. Follow us on Instagram: @Cereal_Killers_Podcast Twitter: @WeAreCKP Facebook: @WeAreCKP Website: www.cerealkillerspodcast.com

10. 

    29 May 2020

    Episode 3 - The Toolbox Killers' Box of Trix (Part I)

    This week Jack and Greg sit down at the Breakfast Tale to discuss one of the most horrifying True Crime tales ever told over a sickly sweet bowl of Trix Cereal, the case of the Toolbox Killers. Join us in this first of two episodes to find out what childhood experiences shaped Lawrence Bittaker and Roy Norris into the stuff of nightmares, the lineup of the ultimate criminal wrestling squad, and whether Greg has finally cracked while researching our first ever "Top Shelf" murderers. Be sure to follow the boys on Instagram (@Cereal_Killers_Podcast) and find them on Facebook (WeAreCKP) and Twitter (@WeAreCKP (https://twitter.com/weareckp)). Stay crunchy. Show Notes: Frank Skull Bowls Trix Tasting Notes (https://www.cerealkillerspodcast.com/cereals/trix) Jack meets Tommy Wiseau

11. 

    15 May 2020

    Episode 2 - Dr Death's Morphine Flakes (Part II)

    Welcome back to the Breakfast Table at Jack and Greg's Deathbed and Breakfast for the conclusion to their deep dive into Harold Shipman. Dr Death, Mickey Mouse, Black Magick rituals and a heroic Undertaker and Taxi driver all feature in the finale to the saga of Dr Harold Shipman. Be sure to follow the boys on Instagram (@Cereal_Killers_Podcast) and find them on Facebook (WeAreCKP). Stay crunchy.

12. 

    30 Apr 2020

    Episode 1 - Dr Death's Morphine Flakes (Part I)

    Welcome to Cereal Killers Podcast! Join Jack and Greg at their Deathbed and Breakfast, as they serve up the freshest Mourning Coffee at The Breakfast Table - pairing true crime tales with different cereals like a pair of psychopathic sugar fanatic sommeliers. In this first episode the two Brits who don't give a sh*t chow down so you can get the lowdown on Dr Death himself, Harold Shipman. Join them on Instagram: @Cereal_Killers_Podcast Follow on Facebook: @WeAreCKP Grab your bowl, get the milk and listen to the blood that's been spilt. Stay Crunchy.

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