Join Ash and Sal for a cup of chai, while they chat and rant about daily current affairs, their crazy lives, and dispense their own brand of advice in their usual humorous and outrageous way. Banter and bad language may ensue. Join them in this crazy journey where no subject is barred and nothing is taboo.
Ash and Sal share true life ghost tales and creep each other out. Ash tells some very scary stories. Whilst Sal lightens the mood with some lame jokes, Ash tells some risqué jokes. Join our intrepid duo as they trip the light fantastic of everything that is paranormal and scary. Will they make it to the end in one piece? Or even with their sanity? Join them on their wild journey of spooks, creepy crawlies and things that go bump in the night....and the day!!!!!!! Listen if you dare!
22 May 2022
Ash & Sal chat about plans for series 2 of their crazy podcast.
Join Sal & Ash in their post meal chat. Sal reveals that Ash is a serial squirrel murderer, Ash divulges that Sal loves grunting. Whilst Ash swoops into big bold Brum on her broom, and Sal sits on her butt and scoffs popcorn. Tune in for an insane insight into the wicked minds of Sal and Ash, where no tangent is too big and where no conversation is ever finished. Join them on this weird journey of disembodied chat if you have a Straitjacket handy.
5 May 2022
Salmalocks & Afshan Rapunzel locks and the 3 bears 🐻
Ash & Sal's Mic test goes off onto a wierd tangent, with a twisted take on Goldilocks & the 3 Bears and Yoko Ono's stray big toe. Listen at your peril to Ash and Sal who are strangers to sanity!
5 Nov 2020
Ash and Sal's Bloody Spooktakularly Weird Halloween Podcast 2020
Ash & Sal welcome the people of podcast land into their weird and wonderful world and discuss the paranormal. Ash tells a creepy story and gives Sal the chills. Senior Professor Doctor Sal & Doctor Professor First Class Ash advise a poor deceased man about getting rid of a stalker, and moving into his ghostly sweethearts mausoleum. Laughs and bad language ensue and those of a sensitive disposition or who are just plain boring should obtain advise from their physician before listening.
18 Oct 2020
9) Spider Crunch, Doggy Love, and a Lost Tampon.
Sal weaves a sad tale of woe. Ash discusses a woman in a passionate relationship with her Yorkshire terrier. Listen in awe as the 'Doctor Professor's' advise a woman married into the aristocracy. Join the crazy duo in another amazing episode of the 'Chai and Chips' podcast .
4 Oct 2020
8) Pidgeon Beak Biriyani, Chadi Gymnastics , and I Am Your Father
Sal offers to cook Pidgeon Beak Biriyani a culinary delight, after being pooped on from a great height. Ash hands out the prestigious Fitehmu award which is frankly just pants. The Professors return and give some out of this world advice to a listener whose mother in law speaks in tongues. The Truth Is Out There.
26 Sept 2020
Podcast 7 outtakes
Ash and Sal bloopers
20 Sept 2020
7) An Exploding King, Octanagerian Pyrotechnician, and a Wonky Lawnmower
Ash and Sal are back with a vengeance after their long hiatus. This crazy episode has the ladies discussing a King with misplaced priorities and a geriatric explosives specialist. 'Doctor Professor Ash' advises a lady facing a challenging time with her garden. The Duo discuss this thorny problem with their usual intelligence and compassion.
21 May 2020
6) Supreme Evil Villain, Super Species Super Humans and one man and his stinky shirt
Sal gives the listeners an update on her world domination plans, Ash realises that she is infact E.T. but is still rubbish with directions, The duo advise a woman on a very pressing pongy problem.
11 May 2020
5) World Domination, Alan Titchmarsh, and a Meowing Boyfriend
Sal plans world domination, Ash is NOT Alan Titchmarsh, and our intrepid duo advise a man who's boyfriend is trapped in the wrong body.
9 May 2020
Ash Bullies Sal
Finally the listeners see Mrs Ash in her true colours as she bully's poor meek and mild Sal.......
27 Apr 2020
4) Chandelier Boink, a Vampire, and French Toast....
Ash and Sal discuss a lady who is enamored with a vintage chandelier, and dispense essential marital advice to a woman on the edge......
22 Apr 2020
3) Lock Down, Loo Roll & Milk Shake!
Ash & Sal talk about life in the UK Lockdown, and give invaluable advice to a downtrodden husband.
14 Apr 2020
Mic Test and Ash the 'badass' threatens Sal with a pencil
Ash and Sal do a quick Sound test and their usual banter ensues.
14 Apr 2020
Explosion in the Bedrooms bloopers
Ash and Sal bloopers
14 Apr 2020
2) Storm Jorge, Exploding Hammers and a Zombie Apocalypse
Ash & Sal discuss DIY, Storm Jorge, and make an important anthropological discovery. Ash and Sal give some invaluable advice to a listener.
14 Apr 2020
1) Brexit, Guinness & Brussels Sprouts.
Ash & Sal discuss Brexit and what it means to them, and Sal wants some Guinness. Ash presents Sal with a request for advice from a listener, involving Brussels Sprouts.
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