RE-RELEASE: The Birth Chart of New Year's Eve (2011 Movie)
As we say goodbye to to another difficult year, say hello to the worst movie about NYE, 2011’s New Year’s Eve. While the plot might be a little hard to believe, it might be harder to accept that there was a time when we cared about Lea Michele or Katherine Heigl or Josh Duhamel. Spoiler Alert: unlike Zach Efron, the movie did not get better with age. In this episode, I look at the birth chart of the film, the movie premiere and try to decipher the sun sign for each character. So listen in and raise a glass of champagne or a coffee mug full of vodka and kiss 2021 goodbye. And if anyone says 2022 is “tOtAlLy ThEiR yEaR” tell them their new year’s resolution should be to stop talking.
24 Dec 2021
RE-RELEASE: The Astrology of Kardashian Khristmas Kards
Tis the season for a special Christma episode! What could be more festive than reliving all of the wild, wonderful, and weird Khristmas Kards from the Kardahian Klan? Besides, never misspelling another word that so it starts with K, maybe? This week I look at the outer planets placements during some of the most infamous holiday cards from the Kamelot of Kalabasas, the reality TV family we love to hate watch. I’m dusting off my finest satin mermaid gown and my best Todd Kraines impression, because the reason for the season is clearly to snark on holiday cards other people bothered to send. This episode is the perfect break from family activities or to waste some time until we find out if Pete Davidson made the guest list for Kris's annual Xmas party. Happy Holidays to all, and to all- a Hulu series of dubious content.
25 Nov 2021
The Birth Chart of Growing Up Gotti
Thanksgiving is a day of mourning, consider:
*learning about the tribes you land you live on- https://native-land.ca (https://native-land.ca/)
*donating to preserve Native American Heritage- https://www.naha-inc.org/donate/ (https://www.naha-inc.org/donate/)
It’s time to continue the Chart of Fortune tradition of dedicating an episode to a dysfunctional family of reality tv. And this year it’s time to pass the potatoes and stuffing and celebrate the Gotti-otti-otti-otti-otti-otti-otti-otti. Gotti family, blonde bangs, spiky hair, mob thangs.
Yes, the 2004 A&E reality show Growing Up Gotti is getting an astrological recap. Did this show pave the way for RHONJ and Mob Wives? Does Victoria Gotti still have blond extensions (Ok, these are hypothetical questions but the answers are all yes).
I’ll also look at Victoria’s chart and tell you how Randall Emmet, Lindsay Lohan and Mitral Valve Prolapse are related to this mob heiress and her children!
Sources used in this episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrHpZ9NJd0M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrHpZ9NJd0M)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Gotti (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Gotti)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growing_Up_Gotti#Season_1_(2004) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growing_Up_Gotti#Season_1_(2004))
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine_Agnello (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine_Agnello)
https://theislandnow.com/uncategorized/gotti-house-in-old-westbury-raided-by-federal-agents/ (https://theislandnow.com/uncategorized/gotti-house-in-old-westbury-raided-by-federal-agents/)
https://thecinemaholic.com/victoria-gotti/ (https://thecinemaholic.com/victoria-gotti/)
https://www.eonline.com/news/1013210/a-notorious-father-a-marriage-gone-wrong-and-a-whole-lot-of-loss-inside-victoria-gotti-s-life-in-her-own-words?query=gotti (https://www.eonline.com/news/1013210/a-notorious-father-a-marriage-gone-wrong-and-a-whole-lot-of-loss-inside-victoria-gotti-s-life-in-her-own-words?query=gotti)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1801552/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_2 (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1801552/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_2)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1801552/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_2 (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1801552/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_2)
Podcast about outer planets and venus: https://theastrologypodcast.com/2016/02/28/the-outer-planets-and-relationships/ (https://theastrologypodcast.com/2016/02/28/the-outer-planets-and-relationships/)
Gotti house tour 2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I3VlAlZ6KQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I3VlAlZ6KQ)
Reach and audience
Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.
Apple Podcasts (US)
4.8 / 5
12 ratings
Spotify
4.7 / 5
6 ratings
Host of Chart of Fortune?
Claim your podcast to manage its listing and keep your show details accurate.
Pod Engine is an independent podcast discovery and analytics service and is not affiliated with or endorsed by this podcast. Artwork and show content belong to their owners. Full legal notice.
Explore this show Podcast research with Pod Engine