ChatBots - A Corporate Satire

About ChatBots - A Corporate Satire

ChatBots from Clymer Media is a comedic fiction series set inside a corporate AI department where nothing works as intended and every system has secrets. Office comedy meets slow‑burn digital conspiracy. chatbots.substack.com (https://chatbots.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast)

Publisher

Clymer Media

Category

fiction · fiction

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

19 Mar 2026

Latest episode

10 Nov 2026

Latest episodes

7 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   10 Nov 2026

   Episode 6 - The Rank List

   ArcLeri Systems internal memo: Employees are reminded that compensation information is confidential. If you have viewed, downloaded, ranked, analyzed, graphed, celebrated, or otherwise interacted with recent compensation-related materials, please delete them immediately. No further discussion is required. -Human Resources Warning internal use only, unauthorized access will be investigated by the ArcLeri Corporation. Music and Sound effects licensed under the Pixabay Content License. “Tech Corporate Documentary-Background Loop” by zec53 “old-maruti-car-unlock-sound-keyless-entry-beep” By arunangshubanerjee “dodge-challenger-500-pullaway” By u_3vgr20lyf6 “2015-dodgemp3” By u-Logan “rev-spaceship-drone-full-wet-resample-3” By freesound_community Sourced from Pixabay.com. No attribution required by license; provided voluntarily. Clymer Media ©️ 2026 All rights reserved. All writing and performances in ChatBots are original and created by humans. The series does not use AI‑generated voices. ArcLeri and related entities are fictional constructs used for storytelling purposes. Music used under royalty‑free licenses. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit chatbots.substack.com (https://chatbots.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)

2. 

   3 Oct 2026

   Episode 5 - REDACTED

   ArcLeri Systems internal memo: Information redacted corporate-wide. Warning internal use only, unauthorized access will be investigated by the ArcLeri Corporation. Music and Sound effects licensed under the Pixabay Content License. “Tech Corporate Documentary-Background Loop” by zec53 “old-maruti-car-unlock-sound-keyless-entry-beep” By arunangshubanerjee “Helicopter Sound (8D)”By DRAGON-STUDIO “Driving to Win”By Lemon Music Studios “dodge-challenger-500-pullaway”By u_3vgr20lyf6 “2015-dodgemp3”By u-Logan “rev-spaceship-drone-full-wet-resample-3”By freesound_community Sourced from Pixabay.com. No attribution required by license; provided voluntarily. Clymer Media ©️ 2026 All rights reserved. All writing and performances in ChatBots are original and created by humans. The series does not use AI‑generated voices. ArcLeri and related entities are fictional constructs used for storytelling purposes. Music used under royalty‑free licenses. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit chatbots.substack.com (https://chatbots.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)

3. 

   20 Jul 2026

   Episode 4 - Vacation

   ArcLeri Systems internal memo: Vacation is not a reward; it is a mandatory system cooldown. Personnel exceeding approved enjoyment thresholds may trigger Containment Lite, a reduced‑intensity version of standard containment protocols. Symptoms include: • Sudden reminders of unfinished tickets • Phantom Teams notifications • The sensation that someone is “reviewing your PTO usage in real time” This memorandum is intended for internal ArcLeri personnel only. Unauthorized access, duplication, or redistribution will initiate an automatic review by the ArcLeri Corporate Security Division and may escalate containment protocols. Operational audio assets used in this production are licensed under the Pixabay Content License. “Tech Corporate Documentary‑Background Loop” by zec53 Sourced from Pixabay.com. No attribution required by license; provided voluntarily. Clymer Media © 2026. All rights reserved. All writing, performances, and ArcLeri‑related entities are original fictional constructs created for narrative and satirical purposes. Music utilized under royalty‑free licenses. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit chatbots.substack.com (https://chatbots.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)

4. 

   4 Jul 2026

   Episode 3 - The Security Protocol

   ArcLeri Systems internal memo: Today’s scheduled security overhaul SHOULD be straightforward: audit, isolate, contain. Containment procedures may activate without notice. Personnel experiencing system‑level interruptions should remain stationary until restoration is confirmed. ArcLeri Systems reminds personnel that operational freedom is a controlled resource. Excessive autonomy may trigger containment review. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit chatbots.substack.com (https://chatbots.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)

5. 

   12 Jun 2026

   ChatBots - Episode 2 - Restoration

   ChatBots - Episode 2 - Restoration This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit chatbots.substack.com (https://chatbots.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)

6. 

   14 Apr 2026

   ChatBots - Episode 1 - Language Pack Update

   ChatBots - Episode 1 - Language Pack Update This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit chatbots.substack.com (https://chatbots.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)

7. 

   19 Mar 2026

   ChatBots - Meet the Team (Trailer)

   Welcome to the ArcLeri Automated Operations Division, let’s meet the team! Clymer Media (©️ 2026 All rights reserved. All writing and performances are original. ArcLeri and related entities are fictional constructs used for storytelling purposes. Music used under royalty‑free licenses. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit chatbots.substack.com (https://chatbots.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)

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