Chemohawk Sessions

About Chemohawk Sessions

Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto *Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

Publisher

Falsetto Prophet

Category

health & fitness

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

15 Apr 2022

Latest episode

12 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

315 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   12 Oct 2026

   Pick 146: Slick Flick Pick: F.T.S.D (Future Traumatic Stress Disorder) Laying Pipe Bombs; (Nike Shoes and Apocalyptic Blues; (Biting the Hand that Saves--Do Remain Unlisted); (The Terminator, 1984)

   Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality. We offer you: Pick 146: Slick Flick Pick: F.T.S.D (Future Traumatic Stress Disorder) Laying Pipe Bombs; (Nike Shoes and Apocalyptic Blues; (Biting the Hand that Saves--To StayAlive, Remain Unlisted); Frizzy Hair and a Glowing Red Glare); (The Terminator, 1984) Today, we discuss--the merits to how Arnold makes as good as a villain as he does a protector, another chapter in the annals of Michael Biehn fucking badassery, whether from this or Aliens, The Abyss, Tombstone or the Rock, he is the motherfucker you want watching your six, how remaining unlisted in the phone book can prove a life savingtechnique, the unsung career of Linda Hamilton and the regret I feel in understating her attractiveness when I first saw this flick, the welcome reminder that Bill Paxton has been in this, aliens and Predator 2. Why Dr. Silberman was already such an unlikable son of a bitch prick, all the ways that red eyes are scarier than we might have realized, how unlike in most slasher flicks, this gal not only heads to a public place but continually calls the cops until she is satisfied with their advice, how different the present and future would have been had Kyle been sterile or they used a diaphragm, Biehn makes up in sheer brawn with elusiveness, scrappiness, speed and an intense fucking presence, and while it is so very quickly shot and moved along past as we have a story to tell, Sarah's mother is dead as fucking fried chicken and the terminator is to blame, or is it technology, or is it genetics, either way, there will be hell to pay as Sarah desperately works to sidestep judgement fucking day! -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet P.S. (Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

2. 

   1 Oct 2026

   Gator Chicory Photography, Poignant Poetry and Greeting Daily a Killer on a Killing Spree--How to Survive the Travails of Life, and Train Your Brain To Greet a Surgical Knife (With Poetry Sha-Wee)

   Greetings Faux Poets and those intimate with bayou voodoo magic! Today, the treasured Poetry Sha-Wee and I wax poetic about our mutual medical struggles and successes, finding amusement in the most mundane or pursuits and veritable variety of conversational chasms we did not even anticipate. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and the writer/poet/photograher and surviver: Poetry Sha-Wee. P.S. (ProcrastinatedStatement)*Intro/outro song, All I Am, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

3. 

   21 Sept 2026

   Waving a Healing Blonde Wand, Forming a Non-Biological Sis-in-Law Bond--How To Never Make Infections Worse, Be a Mom and Holey-Shoed Nurse, Charm not Coerce, and Rarely Curse (With Faux Sister Mandy)

   Greetings Podience, Faux Sis-in-Law Mandy and I discuss the trials, treasures and tribulations of life, how to be a healer, a mother and wife. Also, we scratch the surface on the mystery surrounding holes found in her shoes at the tops of the shoes, and as I once lived in the Lone Star State, my lack of HEB blues. -Your podcaster who can circumnavigate conversational disaster: Falsetto Prophet, and a very special session with the healer and the straight dealer: Mandy. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Who has been a guest on Chemohawk Sessions

Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.

• Brother Art
• NIRE
• Hitchcock
• Oriana Fallaci
• Jessie Landis

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

14 ratings

Spotify

4.8 / 5

16 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 48 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

65

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

77

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Does not typically book guests

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