Welcome to "Chickens Are the New Kittens," the podcast where your favorite quirky girls dive into the sweet and salty chaos of everyday life. Join us as we explore everything from wellness and home hacks to our own personal stories. We believe that just like chickens can bring unexpected happiness, the little things in life can make all the difference. So, grab your favorite drink, sit in your favorite dip in the couch, and embark on this crazy and fun journey together with us.
This week, Beth and Chelsey are keeping it casual. Like, really casual. They’re talking about their favorite candies, playing a little rummy, getting interrupted approximately 47 times, and going off on whatever tangents their brains decide to take. No fancy editing, no carefully planned conversations, and absolutely no promises that they’ll stay on topic. It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, it’s just two friends hanging out and recording it. Because honestly, who cares? That’s half the fun!
7 Oct 2026
Holiday, Celebrate
We’ve been absent, and for that we apologize.
We have had weddings and tragedies, none of which were discussing in this episode.
Instead, we’re gonna cover our favorite holidays since we’re in between the holiday seasons. Why? Because why not!
Will there be random singing? Yes. Will we go off on tangents? Probably. Will some of what we say make absolutely no sense? There is a good chance. Should you listen anyway? 100%.
What’s your favorite holiday?
20 Sept 2026
Tom & Jerry, But A Horror Movie
⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains discussions of animal trauma, animal death/injury, and childhood trauma that some listeners may find upsetting or triggering. Please listen with care, and feel free to skip this one if those topics are difficult for you.
Tom & Jerry starts with two traumatic animal encounters: Beth’s involving a kitten, Chelsey’s involving a mouse, and both apparently earning permanent residence in our brains. But because neither of us particularly enjoys setting up camp in the darkest corners of our memories, the actual horror stories and flashbacks only take up about half the episode. Along the way, we uncover some surprisingly interesting things about our lives, our relationships with animals, the things we’re genuinely terrified of, and a few scars that are perhaps a little less healed than we thought. It gets sad, uncomfortable, revealing, and occasionally way deeper than either of us intended. Naturally, our preferred coping mechanism is to laugh at wildly inappropriate moments and keep talking until somehow we’re having fun again. Because if we laugh about the trauma, that means we’re totally fine… right? Right?!
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