ChocoLumpia Lessons

About ChocoLumpia Lessons

Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe (https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe) You’ll laugh...You’ll cry...Ok maybe not, but I hope to provide insight, motivation, laughter and relief from your daily life through sharing experiences from my quirky viewpoints. Covering topics from business to fitness to overall wellness and more! Follow me for some perspective from a chick who gives zero f*cks, but all from love! I am not a therapist or licensed Psychologist but I am a teacher and businesswoman with over 107 years experience. Let’s laugh at how crazy life can be and enjoy the ride!

Publisher

ChocoLumpia

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

8 Feb 2018

Latest episode

13 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

137 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   13 Oct 2026

   Episode 138: “And then the world exploded” -Stephen King [Carrie] 🔥

   Wow. I’m back. Hai. Did you miss me? It hasn’t been a year just yet so we’re doing good 😆 Listen in as I reflect on the past-almost-year break, talk about current events and new Horror. I’m ready to be back once a week if y’all will listen, share, 5 star rate/review and follow! Deal? Great. You know where to find me: Subscribe to all of the things. Luv ya! My website: http://www.ChocoLumpia.com (http://www.ChocoLumpia.com) https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia (https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia)

2. 

   16 Oct 2025

   Episode 137: WTF is Going On? 🫠🌎

   Big yikes…it’s been 9 mths?! Here’s a podcast baby for ya, awwww happy burrday podcast baby…welcome to this floating planet of chaos 🎉 Welp, listen in as I rant about the state of the world today and try to find a morsel of hope and inspiration 😆✨ Happy Halloween, ghouls! We’re getting closer and closer to The Apocalypse, I can feel it 🙃🧟♀️ Be sure to subscribe (it’s 2.99/mth, nothing in the ‘Merica is that cheap rn) and peep my links everywhere. SALAMAT 💛 www.ChocoLumpia.com

3. 

   26 Jan 2025

   Episode 136: Let’s Talk Sum Shiet!

   Bwahahaha IM BAAAAAAACK! Bruv, cash me outside howboudat. Comin in hawt with spice and LOTS of foul language. Hide ya kids and listen in. And be sure to subscribe! 2.99/mth for dis bomb azz content?! BFFR you cheap beetch. 😆 w/ luv 🫶🏽 Aye! Strap in or mf don’t! It’s Episode # 136 beeeeeeeeeytches!

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

YouTube views

222,212

Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

9 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

3 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 49 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

35

Social presence

0

YouTube

82

Engagement

77

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