If you leave 5 seconds on the microwave, your bank redlines your property.
Song of the week: Wild Coyote by The Nude Party
2 Mar 2026
The Weight Of A Rock Fight
Always failing leads to dynamite up the ass.
Song of the week: You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionare by Queens of the Stone Age
Movie of the week: The Other Guys
22 Feb 2026
Hold The Door
Air fresheners. Couples. Piles of leaves.
Song of the week: I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston
9 Feb 2026
Piss Monkey
Patrick makes mixtapes and pisses.
Song of the week: Twistin' the Night Away
1 Feb 2026
Air Freshener Angel
Patrick doesn’t idolize people and then time travels to visit the people he idolizes.
Song of the week: One of These Days by Pink Floyd
Movie of the week: No Time to Die
26 Jan 2026
7 Bongs, 1 Storage Unit
Patrick dabbles in storage auctions and teaches to forgive without forgetting.
Song of the week: Because I'm Me by The Avalanches
Movie of the week: Gidget
19 Jan 2026
Control Nothing, Accept Everything
Patrick is sick and has no control over it.
Song of the week: I’m with You by Avril Lavigne
Movie of the week: The Book Of Eli
12 Jan 2026
VHS Are Back Baby!
Patrick found a new way to waste his money!
Song of the week: Your Sins Will Find You Out by Eli "Paperboy" Reed
Movie of the week: Face/Off
5 Jan 2026
Drumming > Martyrdom
Patrick figures out his New Years resolution and why you shouldn't be a martyr for love.
Song of the week: Leaving on a Jet Plane by Peter, Paul and Mary
Movie of the week: Back to the Future
29 Dec 2025
The True Meaning Of Christmas
Patrick ruins Christmas.
Song of the week: No Lighter by Strawberry Fuzz
24 Dec 2025
Chaos and Vegans
Patrick finds out that the chaos of the universe causes vegans to run BBQ restaurants.
Favorite Christmas album: A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Book of the week: Slaughter House V by Kurt Vonnegut
22 Dec 2025
Pilot Episode
The pilot that flew this podcast into the ground.
18 Dec 2025
I'm Twinkle Toes!
Patrick proves his childhood bullies right and tells you why you're a slave to consumerism.
Movie of the week: Bullet Train (starring Brad Pitt)
15 Dec 2025
Funniest Episode Ever!
Patrick has a blast from the past!
Song of the week: Mermaid Pterodactyl by Playboy Manbaby
8 Dec 2025
Take Notes: Pegging = Dinner
Patrick figures out who's cooking dinner and why lightning would strike a rock instead of a tree.
Song of the week: Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel
2 Dec 2025
Windows Don't Exist At Rock Bottom
Patrick trauma dumps and then figures out what would happen if windows didn't exist.
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Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
5 ratings
Spotify
5.0 / 5
8 ratings
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