Church of They

About Church of They

So it has been spoken, so it may or may bot be! We gather here, not for proof, but for prophecy. For what they say, they say for a reason. Do you hear what They say? Are you a sayer of They?

Publisher

JGs Lounge

Category

religion & spirituality

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

25 Jul 2025

Latest episode

3 Sept 2025

Latest episodes

34 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   3 Sept 2025

   Heat it for 15 seconds!

   Today we gather not around the firepit, nor the sacred candle, but around the humming altar of our kitchens: the microwave.

2. 

   1 Sept 2025

   Once you go black you're going to need a wheelchair!

   Now, my friends, let us not be deceived this is not simply about romance, nor about color, nor about furniture choices. This is about the mystery of excess.

3. 

   29 Aug 2025

   They say wear pink on Wednesdays

   For Wednesday sits not at the beginning, nor the end, but awkwardly in the middle. Too far from Monday’s ambition, not yet close to Friday’s salvation. It is a desert of the week.

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