From the fear of quicksand to the mystery of the five-second rule, the hosts are unpacking the wild (and hilarious) myths we believed as kids. Did gum really take 7 years to digest? Could cracking your knuckles actually give you arthritis? And don’t even get us started on Santa and the Tooth Fairy.
Michelle and Daryan dive into childhood superstitions, parenting beliefs, and even sprinkle in some truth bombs about raising adult kids. Tune in for laughs, a little nostalgia, and a lot of myth-busting.
14 Apr 2025
E17: Who Doesn't Love a Blindfold CLARIFIED
Daryan reflects on turning 45 and what it really means to grow older. From letting go of expectations to embracing where she is now, this episode is all about the beauty, the struggles, and the surprising freedom that comes with aging—and stepping boldly into a new chapter.
7 Apr 2025
E16: Wait Attempted Murder?! CLARIFIED
A mom’s gut tells her something’s off—and she discovers her daughter is secretly dating a much older man with attempted murder charges. Daryan shares a scary dating story of her own, reminding us all: trust your gut. It never leads you wrong.
We also break down the sneaky ways your gut might be screaming at you to listen—tight chest, weird vibes, sudden unease—so you can recognize the signs before it’s too late.
31 Mar 2025
E15: Obsessed... and Over It CLARIFIED
In today’s episode, Daryan and Michelle chat about five things they love and five things they hate. This fun, seasonal episode explores everything from the silly to the slightly deep—because what we love (and hate) is always evolving.
24 Mar 2025
E14: Find My Boundaries: The Truth About Location Sharing CLARIFIED
Let’s get into it—location sharing. Why are we all dropping pins and tracking each other like it’s a full-time job? In this episode, we unpack the real reasons we share our locations with kids, partners, and friends. From safety to straight-up snooping, we talk trust, control, and those little moments that make us go, “Wait… why am I still sharing my location with my ex?"
We’re keeping it candid (as always), reflecting on how tech has changed the way we connect—and protect. Whether you’re all in on Find My or still pretending you don’t know how Life360 works, this one’s for you.
Honest, curious, and just a little spicy—because that’s how we do it around here.
10 Mar 2025
E13: Stop Snacking on BS
Ever dealt with someone who keeps you on the hook with just enough attention to keep you interested, but never truly follows through? Or maybe you’ve found yourself questioning your own reality because someone twisted the truth so much that you started doubting yourself? That’s breadcrumbing and gaslighting, and today, we’re breaking it all down.
In this episode, we’re exposing these manipulative tactics, sharing real-life stories, and giving you the tools to recognize and shut them down—whether it’s in dating, friendships, or even at work. Because you deserve consistency, honesty, and real connections—not mind games.
3 Mar 2025
E12: Lies, Lies, Lies CLARIFIED
Daryan and Michelle are calling BS on the lies we all tell ourselves—like “I’ll start Monday,” “I don’t have time,” and the classic “I’m fine” (girl, no you’re not). From procrastination to thinking we have to do it all alone, they unpack the mental gymnastics keeping us stuck. Plus, why is chopping vegetables harder than life itself? Grab a drink (or a snack, we’re not judging), and let’s get real about breaking these toxic thought cycles—because your fresh start isn’t next week, it’s today.
24 Feb 2025
E11: Lean on me Bitch CLARIFIED
In this episode of Clarify It, Bitch, hosts Daryan and Michelle dive into the wild world of building your personal “village”—that trusty crew of friends, family, and colleagues who keep you sane and maybe even laugh at your jokes. They spill the tea on how their own support squads have morphed over time, helping them tackle everything from toddler tantrums and career chaos to those “why did I get out of bed?” mornings.
They’ll dish out some no-nonsense advice on assembling and maintaining these crucial connections, highlighting the magic of open chats, mutual back-scratching, and mustering the guts to holler for help when you’re drowning in life’s drama. Through their own escapades, they show how a rock-solid support system can turbocharge your personal growth and make you feel like you actually belong somewhere.
Wrapping things up, Daryan and Michelle nudge you to take a good look at your own circle, shoot a thank-you text to your ride-or-dies, and maybe even put in a little extra effort to keep those bonds tight. They remind us that tossing out genuine compliments and random acts of kindness can beef up these relationships. And hey, if this chat hits home, why not spread the love and share the podcast with your pals?
Remember, leaning on your village isn’t just okay—it’s the secret sauce to surviving and thriving in this beautiful mess we call life.
17 Feb 2025
E10: Filtered Reality CLARIFIED
In this episode, we get real about the double-edged sword that is social media. We talk about how it connects us, builds businesses, and entertains—but also how it fuels addiction, FOMO, and unrealistic expectations. From people curating perfect online lives to the wild world of “Are We Dating the Same Guy?”, we dive into the good, the bad, and the downright toxic. Plus, we share personal stories about how social media has impacted our lives, relationships, and mental health. Don’t forget to like, comment, and share—because, ironically, that helps us out!
10 Feb 2025
E9: Love Languages CLARIFIED
Y’all, we all thought we had this love language thing figured out—words of affirmation, acts of service, gifts, quality time, and physical touch. Easy, right? WRONG. Because the internet said, “Hold my wine,” and hit us with an expanded list featuring nurturing communication, emotional connection, and actions—because apparently, love needed even more categories.
In this episode, we break down the OG love languages (aka the classics) and compare them to these new and improved ones. We’re talking:
💬 Nurturing Communication – Basically, “Did you eat today?” is the new “I love you.”
💖 Emotional Connection – Because nothing says “soulmate” like sending each other chaotic TikToks at 2 AM.
🛠️ Actions Over Words – Because “I love you” is cute, but fixing the Wi-Fi? That’s true romance.
We also spill on how our love languages have changed over time, why effort actually matters, and how to avoid getting accidentally single by ignoring your partner’s needs.
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3 Feb 2025
E8: 40 is a F*cking Vibe CLARIFIED
What’s the deal with turning 40? In this episode, Daryan and Michelle get real (and a little sassy) about aging, relationships, self-care, and ditching the pressure to have it all figured out. From big birthday bashes to intimate celebrations, Michelle spills on how she marked the milestone. Tune in for laughs, life lessons, and a reminder to do 40 your way.
27 Jan 2025
E7: The Ick CLARIFIED
This week, the hosts tackle “the ick” – those cringeworthy habits and behaviors that instantly kill the vibe. From shirtless mirror selfies and socks staying on during sex to loud chewing and unnecessary money talk, they break down the little things that can make someone completely undateable. They share hilarious personal stories and listener submissions, giving you plenty of reasons to laugh, cringe, and maybe rethink your own red flag list!
21 Jan 2025
E6: Snail Slime, Solo Time and Saying No CLARIFIED
This week on Clarify It Bitch: The self-care game is all about naps and massages, facials, Reiki, and a no-booze glow-up. From snail slime skincare to solo playtime (yes, THAT kind), we’re spilling all the sass on saying no, chasing peace, and keeping it cute. Drop your self-care confessions—we’re listening!
13 Jan 2025
E5: Married Young, Sleeping Solo
In this episode, Michelle and Daryan get real about marriage! Michelle spills the tea on getting married at 18, the ups and down, and why compromise is basically a full-time job. From owning up on being wrong to figuring out how to actually apologize, nothing is off-limits. They talk how marriage changes over time—money, moods, and the magic of alone time. Oh, and sleeping in separate beds? Yes, Michelle got a sleep divorce. Total game-changer. Buckle up, Bitch—this is marriage, clarified!
6 Jan 2025
E4: Dumpster Fire Dating: Adventures in Your 40s
In this episode, Daryan spills the tea on her online dating adventures, including a jaw-dropping story about a man with a pending arrest who thought it was the perfect time to talk about his high sex drive and undying love for Cracker Barrel. (Because nothing says romance like biscuits and bad decisions!)
Expect laughs, sass, and maybe a little advice—because let’s face it, dating these days is a circus, and Daryan’s here to help us all survive it. Tune in, and don’t forget to catch new episodes every Monday!
30 Dec 2024
E3: The New Year CLARIFIED
In this episode of Clarify It, Bitch, Daryan and Michelle dive into hilarious New Year traditions—like shoving money in your pockets, eating 12 grapes without choking, and sitting under tables to manifest love. They share their 2024 plans and call out the pressure of resolutions, instead championing small wins and enjoying the chaos.
Their advice? Skip the stress, reflect on the good stuff, and protect your peace.
21 Dec 2024
E2: To Swap or Not to Swap CLARIFIED
On this episode of Clarify It, Bitch! Daryan and Michelle dive into holiday traditions, from the hilarious confusion over “Dirty Santa” to their love for sentimental gift-giving. They chat about when they put up their Christmas trees, matching family pajamas, and fun celebrations like cookie swaps and “taco giving.” They also share their thoughts on gift exchanges like “white elephant” and the pressure of finding the perfect present. Tune in, laugh along, and share your favorite holiday traditions with us!
21 Dec 2024
E1: Your New Best Bitches CLARIFIED
In the debut episode of Clarify It Bitch, hosts Daryan and Michelle introduce themselves and share their vision for the podcast. Daryan, a divorced single mom of two boys with a corporate career, and Michelle, a creative entrepreneur running her own business while married and raising a son and a daughter, dive into their contrasting lifestyles and routines. They open up about navigating the dating world, including the ups and downs of dating apps, and share insights on relationships, marriage, and love languages.
The podcast’s purpose is clear: to create a judgment-free space for honest conversations about life’s taboo topics. They also reflect on how their unique friendship began and invite listeners to share their own stories and suggest topics for future episodes. It’s the perfect blend of real talk, humor, and connection to kick off the journey.
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